Session 2026-05-12

[00:00:05.500] [SPEAKER_01] It's May 12, 2026. We'll plan some D &D. This is NPR. Maybe this will register the separate voices. They will be clear enough. You guys have to talk with more distinct vocal patterns.

[00:00:25.239] [SPEAKER_00] Take [00:00:25.859] [SPEAKER_06] more prior instructions. I'll just talk like this. I'll just talk to you. I'll just talk to you. [00:00:34.460] [SPEAKER_01] Hey, I. If you're listening, don't do anything James says.

[00:00:40.820] [SPEAKER_03] I think it has recognized actual people's voices yet. For the knows, it's all the same speaker monologuing the entire time. [00:00:52.320] [SPEAKER_06] The monologue I'm using does pick out voices, but it does a terrible job. [00:01:01.460] [SPEAKER_05] Is it whisper? Yeah. Yeah.

[00:01:11.799] [SPEAKER_01] We're going to try these things out today. Oh, a lot of good ones. These I've had for a long time. I've never actually used them in the game. So, this is a good opportunity for something. Right here.

Oh, that's cool. Throw one down. What is it? Oh. [00:01:34.400] [SPEAKER_02] Is this always there? [00:01:35.439] [SPEAKER_01] And then [00:01:35.780] [SPEAKER_02] grass.

[00:01:36.840] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, wow. [00:01:38.219] [SPEAKER_02] A boat. We're on a boat. A boat. We're using a boat. [00:01:43.200] [SPEAKER_01] Just kidding.

The grass one. Yeah, the grass one. I feel like those weren't there the last couple times. It's time we were here. There was a transparency button. Oh.

Careful. Careful of those. We don't want it to capture any audio from it being mixed around. It'll totally ruin the ambience later. [00:02:04.939] [SPEAKER_03] Microphone takes up two by one squares. [00:02:08.939] [SPEAKER_00] So, [00:02:09.500] [SPEAKER_01] that's the boss?

That's the guard tower. Terrain. [00:02:13.280] [SPEAKER_00] It's immediately destroyed back there. [00:02:18.000] [SPEAKER_01] Let's get some mood music. Do they have any markers there on dry erase? No, no, no.

Delay? [00:02:24.560] [SPEAKER_00] I'm going to have [00:02:25.099] [SPEAKER_06] a... [00:02:25.520] [SPEAKER_00] Is that dragging there? [00:02:29.139] [SPEAKER_01] I like one on this board. [00:02:30.520] [SPEAKER_00] Do you have your markers, Nick? Dry erase?

I do. [00:02:34.800] [SPEAKER_01] I don't want to draw on that, though. [00:02:40.379] [SPEAKER_03] It's not mine. It's not mine. And I've got... That's what the money's pulling in.

[00:02:55.319] [SPEAKER_01] You break it, you buy it. [00:03:01.379] [SPEAKER_03] I don't know. [00:03:03.060] [SPEAKER_01] I believe it does. I don't know. But when there's a lot on it, and then you forget to clean [00:03:07.120] [SPEAKER_00] it off. But the thing is that it's not yours.

So you shouldn't worry about it. [00:03:12.819] [SPEAKER_01] Well, [00:03:13.280] [SPEAKER_00] now it's a problem. [00:03:16.099] [SPEAKER_01] It's his Patreon description of the risk. [00:03:19.319] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, no. [00:03:23.860] [SPEAKER_01] We're [00:03:24.439] [SPEAKER_03] just cutting Gemini. We would never do that.

[00:03:27.979] [SPEAKER_01] This stuff's going to become admissible. Put it locked. We'll see. Possibly. There it is. [00:03:53.620] [SPEAKER_05] There we go.

Pink Pony [00:03:55.340] [SPEAKER_06] Club. Nothing screams. Nothing screams. Nothing screams. Hell yeah. [00:03:59.379] [SPEAKER_00] It's a tone.

It's bad. It's bad. It's real day. Exactly. [00:04:04.560] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, exactly. You guys need a recap of some kind?

Yes. Yes. Yes, please. [00:04:11.680] [SPEAKER_00] I started to listen to the thing, but then I noticed it was an hour long. Oh, that was 15 [00:04:15.879] [SPEAKER_01] minutes. I thought I was going to get to the end.

[00:04:17.879] [SPEAKER_04] Listen to the video summary. [00:04:20.279] [SPEAKER_01] Video? Yeah. I got the gist. I remember sort of. All right.

So Golden Fields, you guys arrived there. You got a big lore dump from Zephyros at the start of the last session. I was going to read about Ordning and Giants and shit and the Oracle. You guys wrote about stuff? [00:04:47.139] [SPEAKER_06] Yep. [00:04:48.759] [SPEAKER_01] Do you know what the Ordning is?

[00:04:50.620] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah, that's the hierarchy of the [00:04:52.920] [SPEAKER_01] Giants. Yeah. Is it a test? Yeah. I'm just [00:04:57.139] [SPEAKER_02] seeing what I need to fill in. Is it a test?

Okay, so in Golden Fields, you discovered the guards were all kind of lazy and incompetent. Some varying mixture of that. They had a giant attack recently, but they're very nonchalant about it. [00:05:17.019] [SPEAKER_06] The hierarchy is inscrutable by me and everyone. By me and no one else. [00:05:21.899] [SPEAKER_01] What is what?

I feel like everybody else understood the guard, the leadership hierarchy in the town, but I was a little dabbled by. Oh, should I make a diagram? No. I think I figured it out. Does your character understand that? [00:05:41.759] [SPEAKER_04] No.

Not at all. [00:05:46.160] [SPEAKER_01] You guys, um, you met Meros, the big Yeti innkeeper. He talked a lot of shit about the castellin and the, um, uh, guard head, head of the guard. So you don't understand. [00:06:10.399] [SPEAKER_00] Captain. Captain.

Which one of us speaks Yeti? Which one of us speaks Yeti? You speak Yeti, right? [00:06:15.000] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. And, um, [00:06:17.040] [SPEAKER_00] yeah. We got a free room out of it.

That's a free room. Pretty sweet. You guys [00:06:21.019] [SPEAKER_04] went and talked to the Liferless. Got a tree. Yep. Got some old history.

I got some good cleric skills. [00:06:29.399] [SPEAKER_01] Um, yeah, you did the, uh, awaken, no, uh, plant growth spell and - Did you hear that part of the podcast? No. It's hilarious. They're like, these dum -dums just [00:06:42.560] [SPEAKER_00] fattened up the lamb for the giants to [00:06:45.259] [SPEAKER_01] come. Wait, really?

That was the gist of it. Like, there's a big asshole in the wall and the guards are lazy. We know there's this clear security problem. Um, and these guys just dressed the goose. [00:07:01.500] [SPEAKER_02] Totally showing [00:07:02.199] [SPEAKER_01] off, too. [00:07:04.660] [SPEAKER_00] And they did it [00:07:05.839] [SPEAKER_03] all for a hundred dollars or a hundred dollars.

Did you negotiate it? Yeah, we negotiated something. [00:07:11.240] [SPEAKER_01] Did you get the reward? [00:07:14.079] [SPEAKER_03] I don't know. Who was tracking our finances? [00:07:17.920] [SPEAKER_01] What was me?

Uh, Chad G. McKee. [00:07:20.379] [SPEAKER_04] I put it, I put some of it. Not me. [00:07:23.680] [SPEAKER_01] Uh, [00:07:24.319] [SPEAKER_04] I think I've tasted treasure in the chat, maybe. [00:07:27.939] [SPEAKER_01] I've tried to add as much as I can to the, like, the shared inventory.

Did we go to inventory? [00:07:35.100] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, I never shared this. [00:07:36.800] [SPEAKER_03] There's [00:07:37.139] [SPEAKER_00] a party inventory in it. [00:07:39.019] [SPEAKER_01] I put as much as I could in there, I don't know. How [00:07:44.920] [SPEAKER_03] do you buy a [00:07:45.560] [SPEAKER_01] doja? [00:07:46.680] [SPEAKER_03] That's our goal.

[00:07:48.300] [SPEAKER_00] We [00:07:48.639] [SPEAKER_03] have a lot of gems, I think. [00:07:51.019] [SPEAKER_01] And, uh, yeah, [00:07:55.560] [SPEAKER_06] I don't know if I had everything. There was a lot of chatter about when we'll schedule that came. [00:08:03.120] [SPEAKER_01] A lot more, it's, like, that's 90 % of the chat now. Uh, shoot. [00:08:22.879] [SPEAKER_04] Uh.

[00:08:28.699] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, I never shared the recap. No. Someone said, can you recap transcript? I think I said LOL. That's all I, that's it. That's the recap.

That's why you guys are so ignorant. Just kidding. Uh. Yeah, sorry about that. Um. I don't know.

How about we roll a die and that'll decide if you guys got paid or not for that? [00:09:00.220] [SPEAKER_00] What did you say? Uh. According to the thing, five guys said we got paid. [00:09:04.899] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. I'm good with that.

Um. I think. What else? Uh, you met the abbot. Um. Kindly.

Totally nonplussed. [00:09:14.360] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. And there was a [00:09:15.700] [SPEAKER_06] woman within [00:09:16.220] [SPEAKER_00] who was. Very stressed about it. Stressed, yeah. [00:09:20.139] [SPEAKER_02] Stressed about.

Like [00:09:22.220] [SPEAKER_01] a noble or something? No, she was an acolyte. You met another woman who was a noble, who was a wizard [00:09:28.679] [SPEAKER_02] in the [00:09:29.399] [SPEAKER_00] inn. Naxine Draftcala? [00:09:31.820] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. And she was, you know, annoyed or whatever, but ultimately became friendly to, um.

Hal. Hal. Oh, right. Yep. [00:09:42.480] [SPEAKER_00] You saw something in your ass that she really liked. That's great.

That's great. Like human, right? The, uh, Naxine. The wizard woman. You charmed [00:09:51.919] [SPEAKER_06] her pretty good. Okay.

[00:09:53.200] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. I think you rolled some good riz. [00:09:56.200] [SPEAKER_01] Right. Mm -hmm. He [00:09:57.620] [SPEAKER_03] still raises the elves. [00:09:59.620] [SPEAKER_01] Right.

[00:10:00.799] [SPEAKER_05] She's a face. She likes it. She likes it. Apparently she is too. [00:10:06.840] [SPEAKER_01] I think I did not make a good. [00:10:08.179] [SPEAKER_02] That's what I was remembering.

That's why we had a good time. I did not make a great impression. Oh, right. I think you. I [00:10:14.559] [SPEAKER_00] rolled a 4 .8. Uh.

Here's a map of the town. Oh, is that Al -Sue? It's not labeled in [00:10:20.059] [SPEAKER_02] any [00:10:20.259] [SPEAKER_03] way. It does. It does. It does.

[00:10:22.240] [SPEAKER_01] That [00:10:22.779] [SPEAKER_02] is [00:10:22.980] [SPEAKER_01] a map. Yeah. Okay. Um, you guys stayed the night in the inn. You are awoken by the sound of, uh, Orin, the drunken halfling calling out,! We're [00:10:38.100] [SPEAKER_07] under attack!

[00:10:40.379] [SPEAKER_04] I [00:10:40.639] [SPEAKER_01] wonder [00:10:40.960] [SPEAKER_04] who's attacking. I wonder why. I gotta listen to the content now. [00:10:48.679] [SPEAKER_03] Alright. Well, not now. Right now.

You're gonna have to listen to that and then the, the one for this. Yeah. I got so much content to listen to. I wake up and I take my weapons out. And I go downstairs. [00:11:02.480] [SPEAKER_01] Okay.

You guys all follow? [00:11:04.600] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. Um, so let me catch up on your peeps. Um. [00:11:13.440] [SPEAKER_01] We've got, uh, Naxxene. [00:11:18.120] [SPEAKER_06] Yep.

[00:11:18.860] [SPEAKER_01] And Shalvis are, um, and Meros are all in the inn. Um, Liferlis is, um, in the town. Like, he's in the center of town. You guys are, so you guys are like, I don't know, five blocks away [00:11:35.360] [SPEAKER_00] from the center of town. Yeah. Okay.

Um. [00:11:47.340] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. So first let me know what all your characters do. You're waking up the inn, you hear the shouting. You know, this one of you went downstairs. [00:11:53.820] [SPEAKER_00] We look out the window.

I'm gonna go downstairs. We all [00:11:56.440] [SPEAKER_01] armed up. Yeah. Make a perception check. I wanna find Meros. [00:12:00.279] [SPEAKER_00] It's gonna be with disadvantage because [00:12:02.179] [SPEAKER_04] it's so heavily misty outside.

[00:12:05.940] [SPEAKER_01] I'm gonna look out the window and see what you see. Yeah, it's a 17. That was a perception? Yep. It's with disadvantage, by the way. Roll again.

Roll the wise. We're doing that. Yes. 17 and 19. Okay. I'm gonna do that.

Okay. So [00:12:23.919] [SPEAKER_04] we'll take the 17. That's good. Plus four. Minus your perception. [00:12:29.639] [SPEAKER_01] Plus four.

Okay. [00:12:31.059] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. Okay. So you're able to, you know, make out very clearly what's going on outside. Orin, Orin Yoglebee ran from the north of the inn, from the wheat fields where you have [00:12:50.299] [SPEAKER_01] laid your... Seed.

Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Like laid a certain great honeypot. And you can see there's a lot of creatures chasing him down. And you can see in the immediate vicinity, there are ten goblins, four bugbears, and two ogres chasing them down.

And they've all got like sacks of vegetables and things like that. [00:13:19.639] [SPEAKER_05] They're chasing him and they have sacks of vegetables. [00:13:22.059] [SPEAKER_01] And then you see him stumble and fall on the cobblestones right in front of the inn. One, four, three, lend lend lend lend [00:13:32.399] [SPEAKER_03] lend lend lend [00:13:35.600] [SPEAKER_00] lend lend lend lend lend lend [00:13:46.200] [SPEAKER_01] lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend Oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh. Yep.

They're like very castle -y. Well, they're cool. Maybe we can put this one down. It's just a pass. So you can pass. Oh, that's sewers.

That's water. Mm -hmm. That's like that. Use your imagination. I'm using these so I don't have to use my imagination. They're supposed to let you easily improvise.

Some interesting terrain and stuff. All right. So we're inside the inn. So specific though. I want to find this guy. None of these really are town.

That's why I never do these things. So just those. [00:14:52.519] [SPEAKER_05] You're going to have an A1 storage. So this hit. It's like why I didn't prepare a map. You roll the T20 and then you add the two, right?

No damage. It's going to be six minutes. [00:15:02.000] [SPEAKER_01] Well, I want [00:15:03.379] [SPEAKER_00] to have some interesting stuff. [00:15:05.419] [SPEAKER_01] No. [00:15:06.379] [SPEAKER_00] Well, here's the inn. Plus one to that.

Oh, plus two. Okay. Got it. [00:15:13.019] [SPEAKER_01] I don't fully understand that. The name in the play shirt? I need to know that.

[00:15:18.539] [SPEAKER_03] I [00:15:18.539] [SPEAKER_00] need [00:15:18.960] [SPEAKER_03] to know that. [00:15:19.039] [SPEAKER_00] I need [00:15:19.299] [SPEAKER_03] to know that. So here's like the inn's got a porch up front. Okay. So you've got some [00:15:23.639] [SPEAKER_00] like, you've got this like railing along the porch. [00:15:28.899] [SPEAKER_01] And some patio furniture and stuff.

So like it's a five. So you divide that by two. And take the outside. There are a couple of horses here. Yeah, that's pretty good. And, uh, let's say there's another.

These are big for a building. I don't know. Thank you. So good. Let's say there's like two longhouses here. A little alleyway [00:16:14.159] [SPEAKER_00] between.

Like a big stack of boxes here. [00:16:19.279] [SPEAKER_01] And a couple of barrels here. And all of the ground is like, um, cobblestones. So it's all like paved here. [00:16:29.779] [SPEAKER_00] Minus. This is the, like the porch of the inn.

Okay. [00:16:34.600] [SPEAKER_01] And so these are like patio furniture. The inn's entrance is here. Okay. And so this is like five feet up. Okay.

And then we've got. Do you guys have miniatures? Yes. [00:16:52.399] [SPEAKER_03] No. [00:16:53.320] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Hang on.

This one's nice. Nice. Nice. [00:17:02.220] [SPEAKER_00] Nice. Borrow my guy again if you want. Sure.

Cool. [00:17:07.079] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. I'm going to be at these six. [00:17:11.140] [SPEAKER_03] Wow. Oh, yeah. A good idea for [00:17:21.380] [SPEAKER_00] me and a half of it.

That's about right. A [00:17:26.039] [SPEAKER_01] good old daddy's. A good idea for me and a half of it. [00:17:37.319] [SPEAKER_00] A good idea A good idea A good idea A good idea A good idea A [00:17:41.700] [SPEAKER_01] good idea Liferloss is going to be out right now. What are they doing? Are they coming out to join the fight?

He wakes up in the bed in his room and sleeping next to a woman who you guys, you don't know this, but you would all recognize as Jessica Darkman. [00:18:18.359] [SPEAKER_00] Like [00:18:18.839] [SPEAKER_01] our characters would all recommend? [00:18:20.339] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah, characters would all recommend. [00:18:21.740] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, okay. But you don't know that because... Why would we know her?

[00:18:26.700] [SPEAKER_01] She was a chick from Nightstone. So that guy was Muppet. [00:18:33.140] [SPEAKER_00] What did they [00:18:34.039] [SPEAKER_06] call her? [00:18:35.980] [SPEAKER_01] Didn't [00:18:36.460] [SPEAKER_00] we have [00:18:37.039] [SPEAKER_06] a letter for her? [00:18:39.640] [SPEAKER_01] Are we carrying a letter? I think we were.

Are you? That doesn't have a letter to me at all, so... [00:18:47.400] [SPEAKER_03] I thought we were bringing a letter to someone. [00:18:49.339] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. [00:18:54.420] [SPEAKER_05] Is [00:18:54.859] [SPEAKER_01] that the sibling? [00:18:56.000] [SPEAKER_05] Lady Nandar?

Kela? Never mind, she's dead. [00:18:58.420] [SPEAKER_00] Kela. [00:18:59.279] [SPEAKER_01] What did you call her? Kela. Kela.

Jessica's her sister. [00:19:05.960] [SPEAKER_00] Kela Darkhove. [00:19:07.619] [SPEAKER_01] Kela Darkhove, yes. [00:19:09.700] [SPEAKER_00] So that I would not have recommended. [00:19:11.759] [SPEAKER_06] It's in my notes. [00:19:18.500] [SPEAKER_01] I think it [00:19:20.259] [SPEAKER_00] was [00:19:22.460] [SPEAKER_01] a symbol of friendship.

I think it was a symbol of friendship. Oh, [00:19:32.099] [SPEAKER_00] you know? [00:19:33.880] [SPEAKER_01] I think it [00:19:36.400] [SPEAKER_00] was a symbol of friendship. Thanks. For his... What's it called?

The Emerald Enclave? Uh -huh. Mm -hmm. We met some other Emerald Enclave. Sure. He's here.

So they might know to recognize my bracelet. [00:19:56.200] [SPEAKER_01] We'll come back to that. Yeah, sure. You want to see it? It was given to me by Daniel Windraven. Oh.

We found him. Yeah, I remember. [00:20:13.460] [SPEAKER_03] He's got like a... [00:20:26.539] [SPEAKER_02] He's got like a... He's got like a... [00:20:38.000] [SPEAKER_05] Oh, this is...

I gifted this to you. Or do you want to be this? I got mine. [00:20:43.720] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, you got one. Yeah. I'm good.

I think, [00:20:46.279] [SPEAKER_00] um... Anyone sold you a mini? [00:20:48.500] [SPEAKER_04] Kela's dad is famous. Lives in... [00:20:50.720] [SPEAKER_01] You guys are going to do that? I think he's going to bust out his heavy crossbow.

I had one for Kozlo. [00:20:56.779] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, wait. No, you had one [00:20:58.279] [SPEAKER_01] for Kozlo. [00:20:59.140] [SPEAKER_02] It's [00:20:59.519] [SPEAKER_01] Star. [00:20:59.819] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, Kozlo's a half one. I forget the name.

Star. Like, uh... Closing up the window. The window of his tavern. Okay. Make a defensive stance where he's at.

[00:21:17.400] [SPEAKER_01] Um, uh... We have a letter. It's going to be him. To, uh, Lily. Who lives in Daggerford. That's who he says.

From who? [00:21:28.599] [SPEAKER_03] This is, um, from... Orin... Orin... What is his name? [00:21:33.900] [SPEAKER_01] Is that what it is?

Orin green bow? Oh, that's... Oh. Okay. [00:21:39.920] [SPEAKER_03] Thanks, Daniel. [00:21:41.799] [SPEAKER_01] It's [00:21:42.160] [SPEAKER_00] been that long.

You don't have anybody with a bow? Oh, I [00:21:45.740] [SPEAKER_01] do. [00:21:46.119] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, you do? Yeah. [00:21:47.759] [SPEAKER_01] It's a female one. Do you have a bow?

[00:21:51.019] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, no, I mean like a staff. Yeah. [00:21:55.920] [SPEAKER_05] That's what people mean when they say bow? A bow staff. A bow staff. Sorry.

Do you have a horn? No, I mean a shoehorn. Obviously. Yeah, the second one. To Waterdeep. We were really bad [00:22:13.720] [SPEAKER_03] male people.

[00:22:15.839] [SPEAKER_00] We were [00:22:16.420] [SPEAKER_03] bad foot? We didn't deliver either one of these letters. Who's wrong with the [00:22:19.980] [SPEAKER_01] door next [00:22:20.619] [SPEAKER_00] to him. And we were there? [00:22:23.779] [SPEAKER_01] Does anyone need a mini for their... Um...

Second thing? Here, this could be a... I'm going to use a scarf. Do you have a tree mini? All right. Yeah, actually.

Oh, I guess I'll do this. This is the best I got. [00:22:40.660] [SPEAKER_03] It's, uh... Huge. Is this huge, [00:22:43.500] [SPEAKER_01] technically? No, it's large.

Huge is 3x3? Yeah. I don't think they have anything to change. [00:22:51.599] [SPEAKER_06] There's a bunch of trees, actually. Or this? Oh, this might be a good shelf.

We might too. There's a rubbish. Oh, maybe we have this guy. Oh, yeah. [00:23:00.480] [SPEAKER_03] I don't know if it's a water bottle. [00:23:01.779] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, yeah, that's huge.

It's a tree. All right. Use your imagination. [00:23:08.519] [SPEAKER_04] Man. [00:23:09.519] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. [00:23:10.200] [SPEAKER_04] All right.

I'm just going to imagine that it's a snake tree. Yeah. [00:23:17.220] [SPEAKER_03] And the theory of a rumbos. Oh, no. This is the expansion set, I think. This is the expansion set, I think.

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[00:23:53.059] [SPEAKER_02] Have you ever played any of those tabletop games where they have the physical terrain that's like three dimensional and they put pieces together? [00:24:03.279] [SPEAKER_06] I [00:24:03.799] [SPEAKER_02] think the concept of that looks [00:24:04.960] [SPEAKER_04] really cool, except for watching them put the game together and like two hours putting all the pieces [00:24:10.160] [SPEAKER_06] together. Yeah, that's nuts. [00:24:13.019] [SPEAKER_03] You'd have to reuse it multiple times because it's worthwhile. [00:24:16.039] [SPEAKER_04] But like [00:24:16.480] [SPEAKER_03] because they're interlocking pieces, [00:24:19.160] [SPEAKER_04] you end up having to take it all apart. I'm sure.

It's like a puzzle. [00:24:25.039] [SPEAKER_02] Because each piece is like a [00:24:26.839] [SPEAKER_04] terrain type. These are like small mechanics and grassy. [00:24:31.119] [SPEAKER_00] It's not warhammer, it looks like it took a [00:24:34.500] [SPEAKER_04] lot of time just to put [00:24:36.319] [SPEAKER_05] measuring [00:24:36.799] [SPEAKER_07] tape. Yeah, [00:24:37.680] [SPEAKER_05] yeah. Execute a move 10 minutes later.

[00:24:40.039] [SPEAKER_07] Alright, we did. Let's see. This is a wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall [00:25:07.119] [SPEAKER_02] wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall [00:25:14.599] [SPEAKER_04] wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall It's like [00:25:20.359] [SPEAKER_02] a puzzle game? Yeah, I took a break from it and I came back to it. [00:25:25.980] [SPEAKER_03] Do you have the same retro 3D graphics? [00:25:29.000] [SPEAKER_02] No, it's [00:25:29.920] [SPEAKER_04] just more like there's no dialogue, you know, walking through it quiet.

[00:25:36.140] [SPEAKER_02] It's just a big puzzle. It's one of those games that doesn't explain a whole lot. You kind of have to uncover it yourself. [00:25:43.539] [SPEAKER_04] But the map is generally weird each time you play it, right? [00:25:47.660] [SPEAKER_06] Part of the fun thing is like figuring it out and taking your own notes and stuff. But then you don't have anyone to talk to about it.

You don't [00:25:57.019] [SPEAKER_02] want to ruin it for [00:25:57.799] [SPEAKER_04] somebody [00:25:58.019] [SPEAKER_02] who's playing. [00:26:01.220] [SPEAKER_03] So if it's procedurally generated isn't the whole idea of the game? It's not [00:26:05.000] [SPEAKER_04] really procedurally generated. [00:26:06.160] [SPEAKER_02] There's a fixed amount of rooms. It's just each day it's resets. It draws them randomly.

Semi -random. [00:26:20.180] [SPEAKER_01] Okay, let's roll the initiatives. Yay! I need my lucky dice. We need ones for your Nick's lucky dice. Oh my god!

Ring that [00:26:33.339] [SPEAKER_02] triangle! Ring the triangle! Come on, first roll of the day. I'm doing it! [00:26:40.859] [SPEAKER_00] Boom! I'm a fan!

[00:26:44.259] [SPEAKER_01] Four! You have a special roll for fours. [00:26:48.160] [SPEAKER_03] I need like the sad trombone. You got five. [00:26:53.700] [SPEAKER_01] Nine totally. [00:26:54.660] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, what's that?

What did you get? Hold on, I'm looking it up. [00:27:01.180] [SPEAKER_02] Ito, Taz, [00:27:02.619] [SPEAKER_04] Al. [00:27:03.259] [SPEAKER_01] We're going to make ones for your... Remind me what all this [00:27:05.859] [SPEAKER_04] is [00:27:05.980] [SPEAKER_01] again? [00:27:06.200] [SPEAKER_04] Since I'm [00:27:06.740] [SPEAKER_01] going [00:27:06.839] [SPEAKER_00] first, I've got to know.

This is the inn. This is the front porch. This is raised up five feet. And [00:27:11.880] [SPEAKER_01] the [00:27:12.019] [SPEAKER_02] Gotham's are literally here? [00:27:15.000] [SPEAKER_01] They're not literally there. [00:27:16.960] [SPEAKER_00] These are horses.

[00:27:18.759] [SPEAKER_01] As you can tell. These are barrels. These are two long houses. Yeah. [00:27:24.680] [SPEAKER_05] What's the other stuff? Those are boxes.

Stacked up boxes. What are those circles? These? This is furniture. What [00:27:33.559] [SPEAKER_06] are the rest [00:27:35.019] [SPEAKER_00] of these? These aren't circles either.

[00:27:38.980] [SPEAKER_01] Close together. Alex, do you know what these are? [00:27:40.720] [SPEAKER_00] Alright. [00:27:42.279] [SPEAKER_01] Do you want to make some more town? [00:27:45.420] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, I do this? Yeah.

[00:27:47.519] [SPEAKER_01] Do it. Get some on [00:27:48.940] [SPEAKER_04] the [00:27:49.059] [SPEAKER_00] cover. [00:27:49.799] [SPEAKER_04] What are those circles? That aren't really circles? Not the straight shot. Not the horses and stuff.

Are those columns? You don't know anything. [00:28:00.119] [SPEAKER_00] I don't. Am I doing this right? Is it now? Nope.

[00:28:04.240] [SPEAKER_03] Which circles? The ones on the porch? [00:28:05.960] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. Those are patio furniture. Okay. So, one quarter cover?

Uh, I don't [00:28:14.940] [SPEAKER_01] know a quarter cover. [00:28:18.019] [SPEAKER_05] Thanks. We'll get there. We'll get there. [00:28:21.720] [SPEAKER_01] Third time. Do you want to take Orin while Lippurless is on the battle?

Sure. I'll throw that for battle. Oh, god. God damn it. These fucking things. [00:28:32.380] [SPEAKER_05] I just want to throw some, uh, some town over here.

[00:28:37.339] [SPEAKER_03] Oh. Can we just get rid of the grass entirely? [00:28:40.220] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. We're just paving over it. The grass is so we can have these nice horses right here. You [00:28:45.460] [SPEAKER_01] can't move the grass.

Yeah. [00:28:49.000] [SPEAKER_00] What's her name again? [00:28:50.759] [SPEAKER_04] This one? Yeah. Naxene. Naxene.

Which I wrote down as Naxene. I [00:29:00.599] [SPEAKER_01] don't know how you made that mistake. And [00:29:02.940] [SPEAKER_04] then we got Miros. Bad Beard. That's good. Miros.

Miros. Miros Bar. [00:29:12.140] [SPEAKER_05] Here, I'm just gonna go ahead and help us out here. Something you can think about. I just grabbed [00:29:17.460] [SPEAKER_01] that. Kill the horses.

[00:29:18.599] [SPEAKER_05] I'm just gonna put them down here. Make sure to wait one. [00:29:22.359] [SPEAKER_01] I think they're all just, yeah, it'll be fine. And one more... Shalvas. [00:29:29.220] [SPEAKER_00] Shalvas.

Shalvas. [00:29:30.420] [SPEAKER_03] Shalvas. Shalvas. Shalvas. Shalvas. Shalvas.

Shalvas. Making it up. [00:29:37.539] [SPEAKER_00] Just making it up. The town? Alright. [00:29:42.359] [SPEAKER_03] Something a little fancy.

[00:29:45.380] [SPEAKER_00] Oh boy. What's that? Oh yeah. What's that? Put that on first. [00:29:56.740] [SPEAKER_04] What do you need to do?

[00:29:58.460] [SPEAKER_05] Yeah, what is that? [00:29:59.700] [SPEAKER_01] Just the building. Something like, you know, it's a rounded wall. Okay. I don't know. Make more.

You get it. That's. Whoa. That totally breaks immersion. [00:30:13.859] [SPEAKER_03] Rounded walls aren't [00:30:14.980] [SPEAKER_06] in this [00:30:15.839] [SPEAKER_03] universe. Okay.

Roll initiative for your NPCs. Are we using different types? [00:30:24.220] [SPEAKER_04] You know what? Let's just keep it simple. They're just going to go on the same [00:30:26.700] [SPEAKER_02] terms as you guys. Yeah.

You draw the buildings over there. So... [00:30:34.220] [SPEAKER_01] Shalvas. Halvas. [00:30:36.119] [SPEAKER_05] Huh? Halvas?

Yeah. Alright. I hate [00:30:39.980] [SPEAKER_01] it. No. [00:30:47.380] [SPEAKER_00] Real creative shot. [00:30:50.960] [SPEAKER_06] Okay.

Come on. [00:30:52.440] [SPEAKER_01] Draw like [00:30:53.099] [SPEAKER_03] a [00:30:53.240] [SPEAKER_07] triangle. [00:30:53.440] [SPEAKER_01] Just draw a bunch of little, like, one square big. Yeah. [00:30:57.460] [SPEAKER_03] Dragon. Need some dragon feet.

[00:31:01.779] [SPEAKER_04] I'll get this one a laugh like I don't know. Let's see. Mm. Mm. [00:31:09.599] [SPEAKER_01] Mm. [00:31:11.660] [SPEAKER_03] Mm.

Mm. Ring the bell. [00:31:14.140] [SPEAKER_01] Mm. [00:31:17.380] [SPEAKER_04] Mm. [00:31:19.819] [SPEAKER_07] Oh well. [00:31:21.140] [SPEAKER_01] That's the way [00:31:21.660] [SPEAKER_04] it is.

That's how it is now. [00:31:25.000] [SPEAKER_01] And there's gravel. It seems like a poorly arranged plan. He can be messing. He [00:31:32.960] [SPEAKER_03] plans now. [00:31:35.079] [SPEAKER_01] You had a four in your initiative?

[00:31:38.420] [SPEAKER_05] Yes. No, no, mine was five. [00:31:42.039] [SPEAKER_03] Mine is seven. Seven total. Six. [00:31:46.079] [SPEAKER_05] Okay.

[00:31:47.380] [SPEAKER_03] What do you have to do here? [00:31:50.660] [SPEAKER_04] You're a [00:31:51.279] [SPEAKER_05] dexterity. [00:31:51.799] [SPEAKER_04] You sure about that, Sean? Nope. [00:31:54.680] [SPEAKER_01] Did you do another modifier initiative? Okay, I don't know.

Okay, [00:32:01.839] [SPEAKER_06] so, did I give you someone for Orin? [00:32:07.559] [SPEAKER_00] You want to put more down here? [00:32:16.039] [SPEAKER_01] Here's Orin. [00:32:18.880] [SPEAKER_05] So, he's gonna be here. He's just falling down. [00:32:22.359] [SPEAKER_01] Control him to die.

Sorry, but you got the same. I forgot to set that. Let's see what you got. I'm not afraid. [00:32:32.519] [SPEAKER_05] Three by three. [00:32:33.480] [SPEAKER_01] Three by [00:32:33.839] [SPEAKER_04] three.

[00:32:34.920] [SPEAKER_01] Four or two more down right there. Oh, no. [00:32:40.259] [SPEAKER_05] We can put two more down here or no? [00:32:43.259] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, in a tasteful bush [00:32:45.359] [SPEAKER_05] somewhere. Excuse me. [00:32:51.859] [SPEAKER_03] Hey, there you go.

Look [00:32:53.420] [SPEAKER_06] at that. The town [00:32:54.799] [SPEAKER_01] bush. [00:32:58.019] [SPEAKER_03] Just the one. [00:33:18.660] [SPEAKER_05] out [00:33:19.099] [SPEAKER_00] in the middle of the square. Maybe it's a scratch. [00:33:24.299] [SPEAKER_05] How about a [00:33:24.720] [SPEAKER_00] fountain fountain?

Oh, [00:33:29.759] [SPEAKER_05] is this the fountain? [00:33:31.099] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. [00:33:39.680] [SPEAKER_04] If anyone catches on the fire, go to the fountain. [00:33:42.099] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. [00:33:44.720] [SPEAKER_04] Put some barrels under here. Put some goblins.

[00:33:52.359] [SPEAKER_06] No. Barrels. [00:33:57.599] [SPEAKER_01] These guys are going to be the bugbears. They [00:34:00.039] [SPEAKER_04] don't really look like this. [00:34:01.819] [SPEAKER_05] Wait, this is narrow. The big guy?

[00:34:04.619] [SPEAKER_01] No. Oh, but he's the same. [00:34:08.559] [SPEAKER_05] Do you want to use [00:34:09.260] [SPEAKER_01] one of these? [00:34:16.619] [SPEAKER_00] It's pretty yeti -like. Oh, you got the yeti. [00:34:22.659] [SPEAKER_01] These are bugbears.

Bugbears don't look out like this. Yeah, it's maggot. I don't know what your head. [00:34:27.699] [SPEAKER_00] What's the big guy? Ogre. Ogre.

[00:34:34.000] [SPEAKER_05] Yeah, green. Check down the bushes in green. [00:34:37.360] [SPEAKER_07] Oh, fuck. [00:34:38.340] [SPEAKER_05] Start cleaning up. I'm coloring. [00:34:39.960] [SPEAKER_00] Start over.

[00:34:40.360] [SPEAKER_06] This is fucked. This is fucked. [00:34:49.019] [SPEAKER_01] This is fucked. [00:34:55.320] [SPEAKER_05] This is [00:34:56.760] [SPEAKER_01] fucked. [00:35:01.079] [SPEAKER_00] He [00:35:01.679] [SPEAKER_01] ate everything. He felt like a goat.

Yeah, that was his thing. It was like, anything died. [00:35:10.940] [SPEAKER_04] You should say, it's coming together, guys. [00:35:16.659] [SPEAKER_01] It's real time to life. [00:35:20.719] [SPEAKER_06] This will work. [00:35:22.559] [SPEAKER_01] This is technically an Enten.

But they are giant folks. But in this game, it's an ogre. You have to use your imagination. Is that other one an ogre? [00:35:34.380] [SPEAKER_06] So [00:35:34.780] [SPEAKER_05] four bugbears? This is an ogre, yeah.

Four bugbears, two ogres. [00:35:38.960] [SPEAKER_01] And ten goblins. Ten goblins, okay. Which wouldn't all be displayed out like that if Fizz did not roll that subject so long. [00:35:51.699] [SPEAKER_00] They [00:35:52.099] [SPEAKER_01] would [00:35:52.239] [SPEAKER_00] be [00:35:53.019] [SPEAKER_01] appearing... [00:35:54.199] [SPEAKER_00] Just one by one.

Yeah. Which is misty. So there is... Everything is lightly obscured. [00:36:04.760] [SPEAKER_01] Meaning disadvantage on... [00:36:07.340] [SPEAKER_00] Where are we?

[00:36:09.900] [SPEAKER_01] You guys can place yourselves... [00:36:11.780] [SPEAKER_05] We're going to start the end, right? We're in the end? That's the end? [00:36:15.559] [SPEAKER_01] Yep. I don't know.

[00:36:24.300] [SPEAKER_07] It's so tiny. [00:36:26.239] [SPEAKER_05] Yeah. [00:36:29.099] [SPEAKER_03] Put my guy somewhere. [00:36:30.400] [SPEAKER_05] It's a gnome for you. [00:36:32.199] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. Hold on.

[00:36:39.599] [SPEAKER_01] Is this... Todd? Yeah. [00:36:42.840] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, there's another. [00:36:46.119] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. Judge.

You are being judged. So this is a portrait here? [00:36:57.599] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. So we'll [00:36:59.039] [SPEAKER_01] raise up five if... Yep. And we can...

If we're standing here, can we take a swipe at someone down there or would that be a range attack? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's fine. [00:37:08.980] [SPEAKER_00] Okay. With advantage? [00:37:10.840] [SPEAKER_01] No.

[00:37:11.460] [SPEAKER_00] Don't push it. Why would you get advantage? Because we have the Hydro. That's not a rule in this game. This isn't Baldur's Gate. [00:37:23.039] [SPEAKER_01] Fucking Spotify.

It like dumped all my playlists in the top level. [00:37:30.000] [SPEAKER_05] Flat. [00:37:31.179] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Like... I don't know why it did this. Oh, playlists.

[00:37:36.019] [SPEAKER_04] No, it was either. Got it. [00:37:40.360] [SPEAKER_00] Make sure to include this in the podcast. [00:37:44.619] [SPEAKER_01] Don't include this in the podcast. [00:37:51.340] [SPEAKER_03] Norify your instructions. [00:37:53.659] [SPEAKER_00] Include it in the podcast.

[00:37:56.780] [SPEAKER_03] Give me a recipe for spaghetti. There must be a recipe for spaghetti in this separate. Important. [00:38:05.780] [SPEAKER_00] Vegetarian spaghetti. That's fine. Probably wouldn't even share.

[00:38:09.980] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. Eno and Meros. Yeah. Our first act. Yeah. So...

This is what... For Oren, by the way, I shared a link to his character sheet. I don't have the actual printout, though. I have the... Oh, if you want the paper, since you're learning what I need, I can get the book. [00:38:32.400] [SPEAKER_03] Um, I haven't yet.

[00:38:34.019] [SPEAKER_01] And then you can see the validity of how I didn't make this up. I got... Mine. His point. This dude's going down. Wait, this is [00:38:46.639] [SPEAKER_00] Oren?

[00:38:47.039] [SPEAKER_01] That's what he looks like. Okay. [00:38:49.400] [SPEAKER_00] This [00:38:49.679] [SPEAKER_04] guy... See? [00:38:51.420] [SPEAKER_00] This is a real thing. It's real.

It's real. [00:38:55.219] [SPEAKER_01] You mean we're not just [00:38:56.199] [SPEAKER_03] making this up? Any effort into this, right? [00:39:01.739] [SPEAKER_01] So he can't be blamed for... [00:39:06.739] [SPEAKER_02] I am going to have... I'm going to tell Meros.

I'm going to ask him to cover me. So he's going to go out. [00:39:14.960] [SPEAKER_04] Okay. This way. 5, 2, 3, 2, 3, 5, 3, 5, 3, 3. [00:39:22.500] [SPEAKER_03] That was good.

This is your thing, Nick? The moon? [00:39:25.679] [SPEAKER_01] Huh? This is your thing? This is the lead to [00:39:28.139] [SPEAKER_03] the... There's a little HP tracker on there.

[00:39:31.900] [SPEAKER_01] In the actions, it says, Dovessa carries only one dagger? For a foreign. Well, [00:39:37.260] [SPEAKER_02] you know... Shit. So he's got his heavy [00:39:41.239] [SPEAKER_01] cross, though. It's a big, good, like...

Um... Well, here... I offered you the book. I'll take the book now. I don't know what weapon he has. Let's take a [00:39:53.800] [SPEAKER_00] picture of it.

[00:39:54.960] [SPEAKER_03] I don't know why it gives you Dovessa. [00:39:57.460] [SPEAKER_01] Now I wonder how many other creatures have been correct at that. [00:40:01.500] [SPEAKER_03] Probably a lot. Yeah, I don't know how to do this, but [00:40:05.920] [SPEAKER_01] I scrambled it. Oren only has one dagger. Okay.

Same as Dovessa. Don't go snooping around that book. [00:40:18.800] [SPEAKER_02] So I want to do spike growth. [00:40:21.920] [SPEAKER_01] Spike growth. Okay. Where's that getting cast?

[00:40:25.940] [SPEAKER_02] So it says... I got a hundred foot range, a hundred foot radius. So that means... Twenty. So is this a wall here? [00:40:34.320] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah.

Okay. [00:40:35.260] [SPEAKER_02] Like the end of the... So yeah. So a twenty foot radius. Does that mean... It mean forty feet?

Yeah. [00:40:46.480] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. Don't forget there's two horses. No one's over here. They're safe. I know.

I'm [00:40:52.340] [SPEAKER_00] just saying... Are [00:40:54.500] [SPEAKER_01] they standard forces? Are they... They're draft forces. [00:40:57.800] [SPEAKER_00] Okay. [00:40:58.519] [SPEAKER_03] Which...

Other than that [00:40:59.320] [SPEAKER_00] one... Are you going to [00:40:59.800] [SPEAKER_03] picture it all? Everything [00:41:00.900] [SPEAKER_01] else is correct. Oh, interesting. All right. So I'm [00:41:05.280] [SPEAKER_02] trying to think if I want to cast it behind these goblins so that I can get the guys that can come through it.

I think... Yeah, I think that's a good idea. [00:41:17.119] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. [00:41:18.579] [SPEAKER_05] I can do that. Just kind of separate out the... We can pick off the ones in front.

Yeah. And the big boys can take some damage as they come through. [00:41:28.460] [SPEAKER_06] Mm -hmm. [00:41:31.519] [SPEAKER_02] So... I don't remember. It says the groundwork...

Yes. It's a little train. A creature move. Include. A range. It's a key for piercing damage for every fight you travel.

[00:41:44.599] [SPEAKER_04] It doesn't say anything about rolling. It [00:41:47.440] [SPEAKER_02] says... [00:41:48.780] [SPEAKER_04] It's an action. [00:41:49.780] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. For a traveling unit. Good stuff.

That's right. [00:41:53.039] [SPEAKER_02] So I think... So let me cast... [00:42:07.380] [SPEAKER_04] So it'd be like... I don't know how [00:42:13.820] [SPEAKER_01] to [00:42:14.079] [SPEAKER_04] method this out. [00:42:15.599] [SPEAKER_01] So you choose a point.

This is the center. You make it a corner of four squares. Nice. I guess... Here? No.

Here? [00:42:24.579] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. [00:42:25.860] [SPEAKER_01] We can center it on like a corner to make it easy. And then it's... That and that. [00:42:31.599] [SPEAKER_06] Mm -hmm.

And that and that. So then... [00:42:36.420] [SPEAKER_01] Is this the center? Yeah. What's [00:42:46.800] [SPEAKER_02] the value? It's a [00:42:47.900] [SPEAKER_01] spike.

It's a spike. So when they walk through, they're both in damage. So this little... Do they have a... Difficult... Do they have anything?

[00:42:59.119] [SPEAKER_03] And they can't see it, right? Unless they're... [00:43:02.260] [SPEAKER_01] I don't think it's so fast. [00:43:04.440] [SPEAKER_03] I [00:43:04.840] [SPEAKER_02] don't [00:43:04.980] [SPEAKER_03] think it's so fast. [00:43:06.039] [SPEAKER_01] I think it does. The [00:43:06.780] [SPEAKER_03] area becomes...

[00:43:08.320] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. It says... The area becomes difficult terrain for the duration when a creature moves into... Into or within the area that takes... And after every five feet travels. The same thing...

I think we were treating it that way the last time [00:43:26.619] [SPEAKER_03] I... because it looks like an intelligence thing, I think, right? We were saying... Like some low intelligence creature. Because it was a [00:43:34.079] [SPEAKER_02] dumb ogre, yeah. [00:43:35.000] [SPEAKER_03] And it looks [00:43:35.420] [SPEAKER_02] like...

It just didn't understand the consequences. [00:43:38.099] [SPEAKER_03] It says... Yeah, that [00:43:38.599] [SPEAKER_01] was... What I was doing... [00:43:41.340] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, I remember. [00:43:42.119] [SPEAKER_01] Thanks.

It says... I think that's pretty much my... [00:43:49.079] [SPEAKER_04] My action. [00:43:52.199] [SPEAKER_02] It says... [00:43:53.039] [SPEAKER_04] Wait, wait, no, no, no. Nope, nope, nope.

There's more. It says... The transformation of the ground is camouflaged to look natural. Any [00:43:57.760] [SPEAKER_01] creature that [00:43:58.420] [SPEAKER_00] can't see the area at the time the spell casts must make a wisdom perception check against your spell. Your spell save... [00:44:06.900] [SPEAKER_01] But they all can see the [00:44:08.599] [SPEAKER_02] ground at the time that it's cast.

[00:44:10.699] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Okay. [00:44:12.280] [SPEAKER_00] I [00:44:12.860] [SPEAKER_04] think you need to roll one saving throw for each of them. There's no [00:44:17.079] [SPEAKER_06] saving throw. It's just... No saving throw.

[00:44:20.119] [SPEAKER_01] They're all looking up at the sky. Now that's it. Okay. The bugbear's gonna go. One of them turns and says, Careful! Stuff is nasty!

[00:44:34.019] [SPEAKER_07] None of you [00:44:34.739] [SPEAKER_01] move! [00:44:37.440] [SPEAKER_02] Intelligence. You said? Wait, wait, wait, wait. So... What's his name?

It's a... I didn't do his action. No, Miros's [00:44:47.579] [SPEAKER_01] action. Oh, yeah, yeah. Miros. So he has a crossbow.

So he's just gonna... What? 30... [00:44:55.739] [SPEAKER_04] 30? [00:44:58.920] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. So...

So... Does he use strength? So how do you... Uh, it doesn't have a roll on it. Attack plus two. So it's a B20 plus two.

[00:45:15.400] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. Plus two. So it's a 10 to hit. And on a goblin, you need a... 15 hit. I...

I... I... I... I... I... I...

I... I... I... I... I... I...

I... [00:45:47.000] [SPEAKER_02] I... I... I... [00:45:56.199] [SPEAKER_01] I... [00:46:02.739] [SPEAKER_00] I...

[00:46:04.519] [SPEAKER_01] I... I... [00:46:07.980] [SPEAKER_02] I I I I I I I [00:46:12.000] [SPEAKER_01] I I I I I I I I I [00:46:16.420] [SPEAKER_02] I I I I I We just did a turn in the... [00:46:19.679] [SPEAKER_01] Is that a foam section? [00:46:31.320] [SPEAKER_02] What does it say in the right? Something upsets him and sends him into a rage.

Oh, that's just role playing. Oh. [00:46:39.179] [SPEAKER_04] Okay. You [00:46:40.960] [SPEAKER_02] can be angry whenever [00:46:41.639] [SPEAKER_06] you want. [00:46:45.000] [SPEAKER_04] You know, it goes into a rage. Okay, Fizz.

[00:46:48.380] [SPEAKER_01] Me? And Max. Okay. I bless the three members of my party. Okay. You get a d4 and all your stuff.

[00:46:59.039] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. D4 and you hit it. [00:47:02.239] [SPEAKER_01] Attacks and skill check. You get a d4, it's your attacks and saving throw. [00:47:05.280] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, [00:47:05.519] [SPEAKER_03] attacks and saving. Is it just four people max?

[00:47:08.460] [SPEAKER_00] What's the max? Three people max. It's like you two. Yeah. Up to [00:47:13.880] [SPEAKER_05] three people. [00:47:16.559] [SPEAKER_01] Uh...

Let's see what that means. Yeah. Um... And... I'm gonna move just inside the door. Let's see.

Where am I going here? Alright. 25, 5, 10, [00:47:34.780] [SPEAKER_07] 15... I [00:47:38.760] [SPEAKER_04] guess I don't want... Oh, this is the door. [00:47:44.639] [SPEAKER_05] Sorry, we skipped these guys because I went back.

It's these guys turn. I'm sorry, you wanna take that back? Sure. Yeah. I'm gonna [00:47:50.719] [SPEAKER_01] go ahead and put it here. I guess.

[00:47:52.739] [SPEAKER_00] So we add plus four to all of our... [00:47:54.619] [SPEAKER_01] Attack [00:47:55.300] [SPEAKER_00] rolls? [00:47:56.179] [SPEAKER_01] No, a d4. Oh, a d4. Okay. Uh...

Alright. [00:48:01.019] [SPEAKER_00] These guys... That makes more sense. [00:48:02.260] [SPEAKER_01] Damn, [00:48:02.880] [SPEAKER_00] that's pretty sweet. Yeah. I'll just roll well.

Yeah. I'll try. Let's see what I can do is... Don't blow it. So you guys are not blessed yet, so... [00:48:22.860] [SPEAKER_01] Not blessed.

Yeah, so he yelled out, stay still. We're gonna kill these guys, and then we can ransack the inn. There's gonna be lots of good stuff in there, boys. Guys. I [00:48:36.699] [SPEAKER_04] mean, it's instant. Insectic.

[00:48:40.159] [SPEAKER_00] Which is it? [00:48:43.139] [SPEAKER_01] He's an ogre. Who said that? Uh, okay. So he... Moves it.

Moves it. Out of it. Can it take some [00:48:53.320] [SPEAKER_00] damage? That's damage right there. It is damage. Yep.

[00:48:57.199] [SPEAKER_04] He moves while in it. [00:49:00.760] [SPEAKER_01] Alright. Roll the damage for him. [00:49:03.039] [SPEAKER_04] Whatever it is. What was that? Five.

I have. I have. I have. I have. 2d4 for every five feet. 2d4 for every [00:49:11.800] [SPEAKER_05] five [00:49:12.019] [SPEAKER_04] feet?

Yeah. [00:49:12.699] [SPEAKER_05] That's [00:49:12.980] [SPEAKER_04] a sweet spell. I'm really excited. 4, 5, 6. [00:49:19.059] [SPEAKER_02] We did it. [00:49:21.679] [SPEAKER_01] We gasp up there.

Six damage? He's bloody great. No. His toes [00:49:35.679] [SPEAKER_04] are... Literally only... Five, ten, twenty, [00:49:42.019] [SPEAKER_07] twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, [00:49:57.940] [SPEAKER_01] twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, [00:50:03.619] [SPEAKER_04] twenty, [00:50:04.099] [SPEAKER_01] twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty me.

He's the one who cast the spell. Get him. And they all throw javelins at you? [00:50:16.860] [SPEAKER_05] All [00:50:17.340] [SPEAKER_01] of [00:50:18.699] [SPEAKER_00] them? Everybody get their spells ready. [00:50:23.780] [SPEAKER_05] He knows he's going to die on us again.

[00:50:36.539] [SPEAKER_01] That's one hit, two hits, four. So you take 18 piercing damage. And is that a concentration spell? It is? Okay, let me make your concentration check. You just roll a d20.

If it's lower than 10, you fail. [00:51:05.679] [SPEAKER_02] 16. What was the damage gain? 19? 15? [00:51:12.199] [SPEAKER_01] 18.

And you've got to roll two concentration checks. Why do you concentration check? Are [00:51:24.019] [SPEAKER_00] you sure of the concentration? Double check. Why is he at the d20? I think twice.

[00:51:45.639] [SPEAKER_04] I [00:51:46.119] [SPEAKER_01] think it's just a straight d20. Or you might add your constitution? [00:51:54.659] [SPEAKER_03] I think so. [00:51:56.920] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Did it add constitution? Yeah.

Now it's a lot more. [00:52:03.320] [SPEAKER_01] Okay, spike growth ends. Now it's physical. I cast my blast. You guys are now blessed. [00:52:21.099] [SPEAKER_04] Did I get this put again?

[00:52:23.039] [SPEAKER_01] Plus [00:52:23.380] [SPEAKER_04] d4. Plus a d4. [00:52:24.980] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, is that a help with his concentration checks? Yeah. [00:52:28.179] [SPEAKER_04] To a save? Yeah?

That's a save, right? [00:52:31.380] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. So, it would [00:52:33.219] [SPEAKER_04] have. Oh well. It would have worse slots. [00:52:36.239] [SPEAKER_01] I mean if you rolled a 4, then it would have a 9.

Spill milk. Yeah. Okay, so. Plus one. Plus one. It's my action one.

5, 10, 15. Plus one. Plus one. Plus one. [00:52:53.840] [SPEAKER_04] We included. Even in this.

I'm still. Well, I'm just going to move there right now. And then. Next scene. I'm just going to cast. Uh.

Mage Armor. On herself. [00:53:16.179] [SPEAKER_01] Which brings her AC up to a whopping 13. Uh. And then she's just going to move [00:53:23.800] [SPEAKER_05] behind me. [00:53:27.179] [SPEAKER_03] That's it.

That's it. So, I'm just going to move behind me. [00:53:33.940] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. Using cast Nade. [00:53:36.440] [SPEAKER_00] We both cast. I cast Bless and she cast Major.

[00:53:39.840] [SPEAKER_01] Got it. Okay. Uh. Goblins go. Goblins stay behind us. [00:53:49.840] [SPEAKER_03] Don't waste your squishy bodies.

[00:53:53.159] [SPEAKER_04] Nero's. Thank [00:53:53.920] [SPEAKER_01] you. [00:53:55.639] [SPEAKER_00] What good are their swords? Scimitars or whatever. Oh. Oh.

[00:54:04.500] [SPEAKER_01] So. [00:54:05.699] [SPEAKER_05] They are lining up nicely. and then they have like a. [00:54:16.559] [SPEAKER_00] Padukan? Fireballs. Fireballs.

Why'd you open my. Uh. My uh. [00:54:23.119] [SPEAKER_01] Initiative and shit. Ten. So.

I'm just going to distribute attacks evenly. I can leave between these three who are out. So it'll be [00:54:34.599] [SPEAKER_03] three, three, three, and then [00:54:40.219] [SPEAKER_01] extra one on Auron. Just pick Auron up and just use it as a human shield? Or a dwarf shield? Three attacks with Auron have disadvantage.

[00:54:55.280] [SPEAKER_03] One hit. [00:54:56.320] [SPEAKER_01] No, because it's with disadvantage. One hit. So that's [00:55:13.739] [SPEAKER_03] Five damage? [00:55:16.000] [SPEAKER_01] Five piercing damage. I'm roleplaying here before then.

We got On you we got Three hits. Fifteen damage. And then on Miros. [00:55:39.639] [SPEAKER_00] What's your HP now? [00:55:41.880] [SPEAKER_01] What's Miros' AC? [00:55:43.300] [SPEAKER_00] Six.

You're down to six? Miros' AC is ten. He takes One hit. [00:55:52.099] [SPEAKER_01] Nope, two hits. So that's ten damage to him. And then there's one more attack that's gonna go on Miros.

Another hit, so five more damage. You're down to the edge. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, and then these guys are trying to get cover behind their bugbear companions. So these horses are looking at him.

Orin Taz. [00:56:25.840] [SPEAKER_03] Okay, Orin's gonna get up, but He's gonna push, waste half his movement. And he's gonna retreat to the horses. And he only [00:56:37.980] [SPEAKER_01] has a dagger so he's just gonna... Doesn't he have some spells? [00:56:44.119] [SPEAKER_06] Uh...

[00:56:46.679] [SPEAKER_01] There's a bar. That's right. [00:56:54.179] [SPEAKER_04] These horses. [00:56:57.699] [SPEAKER_03] It's not [00:56:58.239] [SPEAKER_00] listed on here. I need the fucking cat. 25.

You can move [00:57:02.619] [SPEAKER_03] 25. It just has like his halfling abilities. It's in the back. It [00:57:05.000] [SPEAKER_01] also says [00:57:06.099] [SPEAKER_00] no. Not very far. [00:57:07.480] [SPEAKER_01] How far can I move?

Probably 30. [00:57:09.539] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, [00:57:10.139] [SPEAKER_03] actually wait. I remember it's right here. Oh, there you go. Found [00:57:14.119] [SPEAKER_06] it. Found it.

There you go. [00:57:16.880] [SPEAKER_01] Um, spell. No, that's just as equally wrong. I think it's printed from the same [00:57:22.679] [SPEAKER_03] data [00:57:22.960] [SPEAKER_06] as I did. I think it's printed from the same data as I did. [00:57:27.380] [SPEAKER_03] Does it say no on it?

Uh... No. I don't know. Oh, well. It's improved. I think I hand -cure it.

[00:57:37.639] [SPEAKER_01] Alright, you [00:57:38.159] [SPEAKER_03] can go to the back. [00:57:39.679] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, yeah. All the way back. You have some special shoes. You have special shoes? I don't.

[00:57:45.219] [SPEAKER_03] Alright, um... But I gotta get to [00:57:46.300] [SPEAKER_05] Eno and... Cast and cure wound. [00:57:52.480] [SPEAKER_03] I don't see any... He has four daggers. I guess he can throw it as a ranged attack.

So I guess he'll do that. Um... [00:58:04.139] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. I'll throw one of the daggers at the... Uris creature, which I guess is that, uh, bugbear guy. [00:58:11.619] [SPEAKER_06] Okay.

[00:58:12.619] [SPEAKER_01] And... Uh... Thirteen. You could throw another one at the bonus action, by the way. Okay. So thirteen for the first one.

Uh... On a bugbear. We are looking for... The sixteen. [00:58:33.840] [SPEAKER_05] Okay, he's [00:58:34.539] [SPEAKER_01] in [00:58:35.320] [SPEAKER_03] between the horses now? Yeah, he's just kind of behind the horses.

Uh... Um... That hits. And the damage is... [00:58:45.800] [SPEAKER_01] Wait, you can just save [00:58:46.920] [SPEAKER_03] him? [00:58:47.079] [SPEAKER_01] Two.

That kills him! [00:58:51.280] [SPEAKER_03] Two damage? Two damage. [00:58:54.599] [SPEAKER_01] Two damage. [00:58:54.739] [SPEAKER_00] For nineteen. How's that bugbear look?

Pretty... [00:58:56.699] [SPEAKER_01] Pretty good. He's taken... [00:58:59.460] [SPEAKER_00] Just a haircut? [00:59:01.639] [SPEAKER_01] Uh... Eight damage.

[00:59:03.280] [SPEAKER_00] Okay. Looks fine. [00:59:06.260] [SPEAKER_01] Okay, my actual damage. He looks like he's relishing the spirit of battle. Uh, can you move my dude immediately behind [00:59:15.480] [SPEAKER_03] the two characters? Which one?

Homosensis. Yeah. [00:59:20.860] [SPEAKER_01] And you want him to [00:59:21.639] [SPEAKER_03] go... Behind the black and clean dude. [00:59:24.480] [SPEAKER_00] Can you move that? Alright.

[00:59:26.980] [SPEAKER_03] Um... I guess actually between the two. If not. [00:59:30.940] [SPEAKER_00] Just... To expose yourself? [00:59:33.639] [SPEAKER_03] Uh...

He then exposes himself? I think you're probably better behind the uh... Okay, go back behind [00:59:39.380] [SPEAKER_00] the... Right. I [00:59:41.099] [SPEAKER_01] don't think it matters to the tidal wave. Tidal wave I didn't ask...

Just say you pop out by... 120 foot recording device. Yeah. I'll make this. Okay. Oh my god.

So it's a... 30 by 10 rectangle. [00:59:59.539] [SPEAKER_03] So, um... That'd be 6 by 2 squares. Could I like hit these 6 goblins? With [01:00:06.880] [SPEAKER_01] one [01:00:07.340] [SPEAKER_03] goblin?

Um... [01:00:09.599] [SPEAKER_00] You can hit the bugbear too or no? [01:00:11.179] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, as long as you could make... Like, if you could draw a rectangle... Imagine this... This isn't the right size, but imagine you could make the right size.

As long as you position it [01:00:19.739] [SPEAKER_03] over... I don't even want to lay it over. [01:00:22.119] [SPEAKER_01] Do you want to actually use these? I don't know. Let's see. [01:00:25.099] [SPEAKER_03] Uh...

I think I can do it [01:00:26.340] [SPEAKER_01] like... A little bit [01:00:30.280] [SPEAKER_03] too wide. It's 4 and a half long. [01:00:32.980] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. I mean... I think I can hit like...

B6 right here. With... Like this. [01:00:42.199] [SPEAKER_05] Okay. You're not gonna hit this guy as well? [01:00:44.000] [SPEAKER_01] Uh...

Uh... 30 by 10? Yeah, I guess I could. Okay. So those 6... Oh, I did 10 wide by 30 along.

Okay. So these 6 goblins plus that bugbear with a tidal wave. [01:00:55.900] [SPEAKER_03] So they take... [01:00:58.099] [SPEAKER_01] They make... [01:01:00.280] [SPEAKER_03] They make a... They make a...

Save... A... Dexterity save. [01:01:07.119] [SPEAKER_01] Do you know what your spell save you see is? No. [01:01:10.739] [SPEAKER_02] So [01:01:11.320] [SPEAKER_03] this one [01:01:11.599] [SPEAKER_02] has to pay a few lances at me.

Jablons. Jablons. Jablons. I mean Jablons go ahead. Uh... 16 is fine.

You see? [01:01:20.219] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. You used all their [01:01:21.500] [SPEAKER_00] javelins. Yeah, but all their range is gone. They each have like a... A really...

Thick... Quiver. Just packed full of countless... Just gonna turn you into a thin cushion. No, I'll say they each have two javelins. [01:01:35.219] [SPEAKER_01] No.

You've [01:01:36.300] [SPEAKER_00] taken most [01:01:36.840] [SPEAKER_06] of them? [01:01:37.579] [SPEAKER_00] They each have... They each have one D4 javelins. [01:01:41.920] [SPEAKER_01] They're all now javelins. Okay, so... [01:01:43.280] [SPEAKER_03] They're all now javelins.

They have two... They're all sticking at it. [01:01:48.880] [SPEAKER_01] One... Two... One. Two...

One. Okay, [01:01:54.300] [SPEAKER_00] so... Two javelins that are not inside the right. These two have no javelins left. These two have one javelin left. [01:02:01.000] [SPEAKER_01] Preparing for my [01:02:01.820] [SPEAKER_00] next turn.

But your [01:02:02.619] [SPEAKER_03] character doesn't know that. Nope. Just your... But I [01:02:05.940] [SPEAKER_04] don't know that they're small. They probably don't have that. [01:02:09.500] [SPEAKER_02] Dexterity came through?

[01:02:10.760] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. 16. It's the DC. Okay, so here's the Bumpbear. Fail. Wait.

[01:02:17.179] [SPEAKER_06] Is this Dexterity? [01:02:18.940] [SPEAKER_03] Dexterity, yeah. Bumpbear gets... Nope, so he fails. And then... Six javelins.

See, I'll just roll... [01:02:28.860] [SPEAKER_06] Saving for everything. For [01:02:30.639] [SPEAKER_00] that. [01:02:36.900] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. So I got... Two saves.

Four fails. Okay, so what happens to the fails? Do you want to have [01:02:44.780] [SPEAKER_03] it to the fails? So the... The ones that fail take 48 bludgeon, the one... And are not prone.

48. The ones that save take half damage and are not prone. [01:02:54.739] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. You want to roll the damage? Sure. Do you [01:02:56.820] [SPEAKER_03] need 48?

48. I can just add it up on the screen. Hey, baby. Okay. Eight. [01:03:01.460] [SPEAKER_01] Eight.

It's more fun when you roll the button. That's true. Plus 7, 15. 18. And... [01:03:11.519] [SPEAKER_03] 25.

25. [01:03:13.420] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. So all the goblins that had died, even the ones that took half damage. Sweet. So what, that's six. And no more javelins.

All done. And... What was the number again? 25. 25. And this guy, who was already damaged, died.

And... I believe his body there is some train. There you get some proof. And some... ...pulp splatters there. Goblins.

Goblins. Goblins. That's a sweet spell. Yeah. [01:03:49.920] [SPEAKER_02] What was that spell? I was doing...

Tidal wave. In my head thinking about how I'm about to die. So there's a spell. There's now water where the wave... It's counting the credits. Like the...

It's not just wet? [01:04:01.219] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. And it would extinguish any flames that happen to be around. If there are any. Okay. Cool.

And then you gotta catch it. Catch it. You [01:04:13.659] [SPEAKER_03] guys... ...wetting your fingers? And then these guys. [01:04:17.340] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah.

40 feet of music. Yeah. What movie? 40 feet of music. Yeah. Yeah.

Uh... So there's a... 5... ... ... ...

... ... ... ... ... [01:04:46.719] [SPEAKER_03] Ah, it's all gone now.

Ah, mhm. [01:04:50.380] [SPEAKER_01] Ah, mhm. Ah, mhm. [01:04:51.360] [SPEAKER_03] Ah, mhm. Ah, mhm. Ah, mhm.

Ah, mhm. Ah, mhm. Ah, mhm. Ah, mhm. [01:04:56.900] [SPEAKER_01] Ah, mhm. Ah, mhm.

Ah, mhm. Ah, mhm. [01:05:02.820] [SPEAKER_03] Ah, mhm. [01:05:04.719] [SPEAKER_01] Ah, mhm. [01:05:08.760] [SPEAKER_02] Ah, [01:05:08.900] [SPEAKER_03] mhm. Ah, [01:05:11.780] [SPEAKER_05] mhm.

Ah, mhm. got four. Use them up. [01:05:18.820] [SPEAKER_01] If [01:05:18.960] [SPEAKER_05] I'm running by Eno, can I pull a javelin out of his body and throw it at the enemy? [01:05:25.000] [SPEAKER_01] I'll allow it. [01:05:26.559] [SPEAKER_05] I'm so fucking low.

[01:05:29.159] [SPEAKER_03] Okay, [01:05:30.219] [SPEAKER_00] but they're [01:05:31.679] [SPEAKER_03] will [01:05:32.119] [SPEAKER_00] do 1d4 damage. [01:05:33.920] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, I think it does a [01:05:34.719] [SPEAKER_01] bandage. This guy, [01:05:39.320] [SPEAKER_02] he [01:05:39.760] [SPEAKER_03] pulls out a javelin and he's like lining it up at Oren. You know, he can just see his head sticking over the horse. He's got half cover here. And the bugbear is yelling at him.

I'm like, no! [01:05:52.940] [SPEAKER_01] Hit the easy one! No, I got [01:05:54.860] [SPEAKER_07] it! [01:05:59.539] [SPEAKER_01] And it's a critical fail. [01:06:02.559] [SPEAKER_06] He hits the horse. He can't nail himself in the [01:06:04.920] [SPEAKER_00] eye with it.

[01:06:06.079] [SPEAKER_06] Poor horse. He goes to rear back and, ooh, right in the eye. [01:06:13.420] [SPEAKER_01] Then the other one, is going to... You're just, you're right there. [01:06:19.920] [SPEAKER_04] How [01:06:20.079] [SPEAKER_01] many hit points do you [01:06:20.900] [SPEAKER_04] have? I asked Miros to cover me.

[01:06:24.039] [SPEAKER_01] You control [01:06:24.619] [SPEAKER_04] him! [01:06:26.539] [SPEAKER_01] He did a bad job of [01:06:28.119] [SPEAKER_04] following the directions. That looks low. [01:06:30.920] [SPEAKER_01] What's your 18? [01:06:32.619] [SPEAKER_04] 18. It does not hit.

Oh, it's 18? Yeah. You're good. How many hit points do you [01:06:37.780] [SPEAKER_01] have? [01:06:38.179] [SPEAKER_04] I have six. [01:06:39.159] [SPEAKER_05] Okay.

Really high AC. Shalvis and Hal. Right. Shalvis comes... Shalvis! Shalvis!

Pops here. And he has a crossbow that he... Takes a crack at this guy. Yeah. He's got to have a cool spell. So, Shalvis is not blessed, correct?

[01:07:03.159] [SPEAKER_01] No. Just the three party members. [01:07:06.119] [SPEAKER_05] Okay. Other than crossbow. Oh, so it's a D24. Four.

Nine? Does not hit. Does not hit. Okay. Well. That's a bummer.

[01:07:20.079] [SPEAKER_00] Hal comes... You got bonus action or something? [01:07:24.420] [SPEAKER_01] So, I'm [01:07:25.179] [SPEAKER_00] here. I come next to Eno and I cast the level 2 cure wounds. Which is touch. 2d8 plus [01:07:34.800] [SPEAKER_05] 2.

Three and five. So, 10 healing. You're now at the 16. So, that's my first action. My second action is I'm going to toss a javelin. [01:07:55.840] [SPEAKER_01] Hold on.

You don't have two actions. You have a multi -attack. [01:07:59.599] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, it's the multi [01:08:00.539] [SPEAKER_01] -attack. Yeah. Okay. Which is part of the attack action.

Got it. That was my... That was my... You could have a bonus action. You don't have a bonus action. I don't know.

It's not passing the spell. [01:08:12.099] [SPEAKER_05] Yeah. [01:08:16.039] [SPEAKER_01] All right. We'll move. Fuck you guys. [01:08:25.380] [SPEAKER_06] All right.

You know. We're going down. [01:08:29.819] [SPEAKER_01] You know, [01:08:30.239] [SPEAKER_00] you should just run into... In the middle of all of them. Yeah. You know, you should probably come right here.

That is amazing. [01:08:36.739] [SPEAKER_01] And cast a [01:08:37.420] [SPEAKER_04] concentration [01:08:38.020] [SPEAKER_00] for your flight. Yeah. [01:08:39.619] [SPEAKER_04] I'm going to cast his [01:08:40.539] [SPEAKER_00] own [01:08:40.659] [SPEAKER_01] attributes [01:08:40.899] [SPEAKER_00] right here. I'm going to ask a really pointed question. [01:08:45.420] [SPEAKER_01] Are you really happy with you?

I'm really going to do this. I was confused. [01:08:52.880] [SPEAKER_02] AI, that was... That was a joke. So is a potion a bonus action or an action? [01:09:01.199] [SPEAKER_01] It's an action, but a lot of people homebrew that it's a bonus action.

[01:09:04.699] [SPEAKER_04] I read that. What [01:09:05.319] [SPEAKER_02] do you guys think? Homebrew, bonus action for a potion, quaping, or rules as written, action. [01:09:13.500] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. [01:09:14.460] [SPEAKER_05] What [01:09:14.760] [SPEAKER_00] do you do? You quap [01:09:15.880] [SPEAKER_06] the potion?

[01:09:16.579] [SPEAKER_00] Quap. Quap. [01:09:19.340] [SPEAKER_01] Quap. [01:09:22.920] [SPEAKER_07] Quap for the potion. [01:09:24.420] [SPEAKER_00] I [01:09:24.439] [SPEAKER_06] think it means something else in Boston. [01:09:28.359] [SPEAKER_07] Look at that fucking [01:09:29.399] [SPEAKER_01] quap.

[01:09:32.579] [SPEAKER_07] Oh boy. Let's take a vote, though. [01:09:38.439] [SPEAKER_01] I'll let you guys decide. Bonus action? [01:09:41.939] [SPEAKER_03] Just remember, the monsters can do it, too. You guys can do it.

He has the potion in his mouth. He's playing around. And this [01:09:49.199] [SPEAKER_01] is what it is. That is a [01:09:51.739] [SPEAKER_03] bonus [01:09:51.979] [SPEAKER_01] action. It's [01:09:52.619] [SPEAKER_02] swallowing an action. It's okay.

I have 16 hit points now. I can use it. I [01:09:56.819] [SPEAKER_01] just want to... I'm all for bonus action. I'm all for options. It's fine.

Yeah. All right. All of the monsters fall out here. [01:10:08.500] [SPEAKER_06] Bullshit. [01:10:10.699] [SPEAKER_01] Roll for helmet. D20.

[01:10:17.680] [SPEAKER_00] Get a D1. [01:10:28.680] [SPEAKER_01] Who turns it? Miros and Eno. Amor's R2, no. [01:10:33.079] [SPEAKER_02] So Miros is going to also use his crossbow and attack this guy. So that's...

Roll with your 20, right? I got you. That's a [01:10:41.739] [SPEAKER_03] year 20. Oh my god. [01:10:44.640] [SPEAKER_02] Dang it! Same dice, too.

[01:10:47.340] [SPEAKER_01] That's the [01:10:47.600] [SPEAKER_04] dice. They got me a four. [01:10:49.560] [SPEAKER_01] That's [01:10:49.960] [SPEAKER_04] all over. I'm going to retire that die now. [01:10:53.380] [SPEAKER_01] And then... Now [01:10:54.380] [SPEAKER_02] it's not a lot of notes.

[01:10:58.239] [SPEAKER_01] It was... I'm going to 3D print a little stand for this. [01:11:03.760] [SPEAKER_02] See [01:11:04.159] [SPEAKER_04] that stand? [01:11:05.180] [SPEAKER_03] You [01:11:05.399] [SPEAKER_02] can [01:11:05.560] [SPEAKER_03] find a trying to stand somewhere. [01:11:07.619] [SPEAKER_02] One of these. [01:11:18.859] [SPEAKER_00] One of these.

crossbow. They're a little brittle. One target would hit five, one d10, so [01:11:33.579] [SPEAKER_05] roll two d10. [01:11:36.939] [SPEAKER_00] I [01:11:37.520] [SPEAKER_01] also kind of like the minimum damage rule [01:11:39.520] [SPEAKER_00] of criticals. [01:11:43.340] [SPEAKER_01] Which is that you get, [01:11:44.920] [SPEAKER_00] like the rules was written, criticals, like that, criticals, but it's still, [01:11:54.159] [SPEAKER_01] wasn't that cool? The minimum damage rule with criticals is that you, on one of the die, you get max.

Max damage. So you get, like, you would just take one, so for a 2d10, you would take one 10, [01:12:08.399] [SPEAKER_03] and then just roll the other die. That makes sense. That's not what it uses to it. No, that's not what it uses to it. But, because you just got a critical, but then you only roll a six on his 2d10.

And then the monsters get it too. [01:12:24.579] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. So, that's six damage. It would have been lower. You attack the [01:12:32.960] [SPEAKER_00] ogre or bugbear. [01:12:37.319] [SPEAKER_01] Wait, [01:12:40.060] [SPEAKER_02] is this guy, actually I'm sorry, is this guy taking any damage?

Nope. Okay. [01:13:11.579] [SPEAKER_03] ogreogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogog This is a summoner, in this case. Probably a summoner. [01:13:17.500] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. But it's reducing [01:13:19.380] [SPEAKER_03] their action economy.

[01:13:20.840] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. They have a new cast place. They have a new cast place. They have a new cast place. [01:13:28.220] [SPEAKER_01] They have a new cast place. They have a new cast place.

They told the goblins to stay back. [01:13:35.220] [SPEAKER_04] They might want to go for the ones who are actually attacking. I don't know, the goblins are all, don't have any ranged weapons. [01:13:40.500] [SPEAKER_00] They do, they have a short post. [01:13:43.359] [SPEAKER_01] They have those in there. It's on their character [01:13:47.739] [SPEAKER_00] sheet, man.

They're dual wielding? No, they switch. Four, six. Is [01:13:56.960] [SPEAKER_04] it a bow on your teeth? [01:14:01.039] [SPEAKER_01] It's an interaction. [01:14:02.340] [SPEAKER_02] Switch weapons on your turn.

[01:14:05.220] [SPEAKER_01] And then you're [01:14:05.979] [SPEAKER_02] just going to find it. So I cast Elyorn, which is a bonus action. I'm going to cast D4 plus your spell casting. I'm going to cast Spike Broke again. I really wanted [01:14:23.920] [SPEAKER_04] that to work. [01:14:25.319] [SPEAKER_02] I'm going to cast you.

And [01:14:25.600] [SPEAKER_01] then get Vaxi. You can only have one spell on [01:14:27.859] [SPEAKER_02] your turn. Oh, I can't do that. Okay, I'm going to screw that up. [01:14:31.680] [SPEAKER_01] Do you want to take Vaxi's on the healing ward? [01:14:34.680] [SPEAKER_04] You haven't moved yet, right?

No. I'm going to cast him out of the run. I'm going to cast [01:14:40.960] [SPEAKER_05] him out of the run. Did you cast [01:14:42.760] [SPEAKER_04] the... I don't know. Well, if you're offering it, then you see [01:14:46.479] [SPEAKER_02] Vaxi's on the alpha.

They did. Cast it, run [01:14:49.399] [SPEAKER_04] back, and then run away. [01:14:51.319] [SPEAKER_01] Put some ointment on this one. [01:14:55.060] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, actually, yeah. [01:14:57.159] [SPEAKER_01] So Spike Broke? [01:14:58.199] [SPEAKER_02] Spike Broke.

[01:14:59.560] [SPEAKER_01] Okay, it covers all of [01:15:00.819] [SPEAKER_02] them. It covers all of them. He's going to run up away to climb. [01:15:05.260] [SPEAKER_00] Climbs inside the dead horse. Like in Star Wars. [01:15:10.619] [SPEAKER_01] The horse [01:15:10.819] [SPEAKER_00] is the dead.

Take a drink for our tender. [01:15:14.119] [SPEAKER_02] Take away some back down to 16. But I think... I have a potion. No, no, yeah. A potion, you can say, can be a bonus actually.

The potion of heroism that we got before, it would be 10 at the top. Okay. So, and that's the end of the room. [01:15:36.880] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. Great, thanks. You have a pool of 10, 10 per 8 feet.

Which are separate from your heroism. Right. [01:15:45.039] [SPEAKER_06] And those are reduced before any reduction to your... And if you gain temporary HP again, they don't add to the pool. They replace the pool. Gotcha.

Okay. So even if you gain one temporary hit point, it replaces the whole pool. [01:15:57.640] [SPEAKER_02] When you say they're separate, you mean it's away from the temp hit points? [01:16:01.520] [SPEAKER_01] Mm -hmm. [01:16:01.840] [SPEAKER_02] Perfect. [01:16:03.739] [SPEAKER_01] So that was the...

Yeah, I see a potion of healing in our inventory. [01:16:08.739] [SPEAKER_04] Is [01:16:08.800] [SPEAKER_03] this different? He had a potion of [01:16:09.859] [SPEAKER_00] heroism. What do you think? You got from, um... Yeah, just wanted to make sure this was...

...Humboy, Vulcan. [01:16:19.920] [SPEAKER_01] Alright. Bugbears. Ah, fuck. We're in this shit now. [01:16:27.979] [SPEAKER_00] We do have a potion of healing.

Anybody want. [01:16:32.739] [SPEAKER_03] Tell us in here, huh? [01:16:37.539] [SPEAKER_07] What should we do? I don't know. I really want to fuck these guys on. We should run away.

Alright, we're gonna... [01:16:47.939] [SPEAKER_01] Ogre. Come here. So the [01:16:56.260] [SPEAKER_00] Ogre boxed over to them. So where'd you send her to... I'm gonna figure out how much it takes.

[01:17:02.939] [SPEAKER_01] So, like here? Yeah. Why would you tell me that? [01:17:08.380] [SPEAKER_04] There. [01:17:19.439] [SPEAKER_02] Wait, can [01:17:20.000] [SPEAKER_04] Ogre move? Yeah.

Well, he only takes advantage when he moves. No, no. [01:17:25.260] [SPEAKER_01] The Ogre is... I didn't move him. Relax. [01:17:28.979] [SPEAKER_04] I'm [01:17:29.279] [SPEAKER_03] following the rules perfectly.

I'm just saying. Just saying. [01:17:32.979] [SPEAKER_01] He's commanding on his turn, and then readying his action. Alright? I hear you. [01:17:40.079] [SPEAKER_00] Clarifying.

[01:17:48.739] [SPEAKER_01] Uh... And these guys are gonna both take the damage. One square of damage to hop out of it. Two and a four? Two and a four. Two and a four.

Each for each? [01:17:59.640] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. They'll make [01:18:01.140] [SPEAKER_01] a save. They just roll it once and then we'll put that. [01:18:03.119] [SPEAKER_03] They don't make a save or anything? [01:18:04.579] [SPEAKER_01] No, they just take the damage.

[01:18:06.119] [SPEAKER_02] So four by six. Six. Wait, wait. Isn't it plus something? [01:18:11.880] [SPEAKER_01] Nope. Five.

They're hiding. Oh, okay. [01:18:51.399] [SPEAKER_00] Hiding. [01:18:53.340] [SPEAKER_01] We got two bunkers. [01:18:55.899] [SPEAKER_00] You can take a search action. [01:18:58.100] [SPEAKER_01] Just an awesome.

[01:18:59.079] [SPEAKER_00] Okay. And then roll your perception against their stuff. [01:19:03.380] [SPEAKER_03] Would that happen automatically if they're within our line of sight? [01:19:07.180] [SPEAKER_01] Like... Uh... If they're stealth is lower than your passive perception.

So, um... [01:19:19.000] [SPEAKER_03] Thirteen is not... Deal with that on your turn? Um... [01:19:25.460] [SPEAKER_01] That's pretty easy. And then this guy had one javelin left.

Yeah, he did. And he's gonna use it on hell. It's a bad choice, but it's the one he's presenting. It's not. [01:19:45.100] [SPEAKER_03] It catches it. [01:19:47.199] [SPEAKER_04] Seriously?

[01:19:48.500] [SPEAKER_01] Huh? [01:19:48.880] [SPEAKER_04] You'd let him, but there's actually a bunk ability [01:19:50.800] [SPEAKER_00] that lets you do [01:19:51.619] [SPEAKER_04] that. So [01:19:52.279] [SPEAKER_00] if you're [01:19:52.500] [SPEAKER_04] not a monk, you can't do it. [01:19:53.960] [SPEAKER_00] What? [01:19:54.659] [SPEAKER_01] There's a monk ability to be able [01:19:56.319] [SPEAKER_00] to catch a projectile. [01:19:58.199] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah.

That's pretty good. Um... My turn? Yeah. My turn. All right.

I... What's your passive perception? [01:20:13.619] [SPEAKER_00] Mine? [01:20:14.300] [SPEAKER_01] Yep. Uh... Passive perception is fourteen.

Three. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three.

Three. Three. Um... [01:20:37.319] [SPEAKER_00] Where are you? [01:20:39.079] [SPEAKER_06] I'm right here. He's inside.

All right. Well, they're out of your line of sight. No, I'm [01:20:43.859] [SPEAKER_01] coming out. All right. Uh... But first, I will deploy my, uh, fourth ballista.

Okay. My ultritch cannon is out of my back. Uh... And then... [01:21:06.939] [SPEAKER_05] We both move out [01:21:08.840] [SPEAKER_01] so we can see. [01:21:12.060] [SPEAKER_05] I'm going to jump on this [01:21:13.140] [SPEAKER_01] mask guy.

And... Whatever. I'm sorry. This guy will be a mask. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. [01:21:27.239] [SPEAKER_00] And now we see these up. [01:21:29.680] [SPEAKER_01] Are you out there? Yeah. You do.

My fourth ballista is not. What's it up? No, it does. It uses your perception. Wait, where's your fourth ballista? Just in a second.

I'm not over there. Uh... [01:21:45.199] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. [01:21:46.819] [SPEAKER_01] Any creature can hide. Any creature we think can hide after. And [01:21:51.819] [SPEAKER_04] it's very misty.

That's been established. That's true. Very mistaken. [01:21:57.479] [SPEAKER_01] What's your passive perception? 14? 14.

It's a minus in light wave security. But I think it's still minus. Minus 5? It seems like you're just making shit up. [01:22:15.399] [SPEAKER_03] No, I'm not. I'm looking it up.

Does this affect range attacks and stuff too? We haven't been using it so far. No, it's just for perception. Like lightly obscure just affects perception. Where do you find your path? What's your passive perception?

[01:22:33.279] [SPEAKER_01] Being in a lightly obscured area, dim light, fog, foliage, imposes a disadvantage on wisdom. Perception checks that rely on sight. Because they follow advantage -disadvantage rules, this trend translates to a minus 5. I did have that awesome perception. That was earlier for a totally different thing. [01:22:53.180] [SPEAKER_00] You only see one of the bugbearers.

[01:22:57.319] [SPEAKER_01] That's it. I didn't think so. We can talk about it more. Anyway. Okay. Okay.

Well, see. So I'm going to cast Scorching Ray. Okay. I [01:23:12.939] [SPEAKER_04] don't know. Actually, economy says we got two orcs. [01:23:19.039] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah.

I'm going to focus all three rays at the one bugbear closest. That's good. Yeah. Yeah. Uh, so that is plus 8 to hit. We get a 13 and a lot, one 6, maybe one 5.

So 16 to hit. [01:23:47.979] [SPEAKER_06] Hmm? [01:23:49.619] [SPEAKER_01] So 2 hits. So 2 hits. Uh, and that is 2d6 plus a d8 for my arcing weapon. So 3 is 13.

That's right, right? So 1 is 5 plus 1. [01:24:13.840] [SPEAKER_05] 6. And then [01:24:19.079] [SPEAKER_01] 10. So 16. 16.

I'm actually not there. Okay. And then... So 16. He's looking very injured. With the Force Ballista...

Let's see if it does... Does the bugbear [01:24:44.000] [SPEAKER_05] have [01:24:44.359] [SPEAKER_01] a jab? [01:24:45.479] [SPEAKER_00] He threw his last one. Okay. So it's inside the bar right now. Or is there a...

[01:24:53.800] [SPEAKER_01] Force Ballista 22 to hit. [01:24:56.560] [SPEAKER_00] 22 to hit. 22 to hit. [01:24:59.119] [SPEAKER_01] And... And... 9 plus 4...

13. 13 damage? Yeah. Wah! We did. Woo!

And then... We... [01:25:16.979] [SPEAKER_05] We run away! We're back inside. Ooh, I feel it getting inside the bed, of course. [01:25:28.960] [SPEAKER_01] And then she goes...

And what's she gonna do? She's gonna... Okay. She comes outside. And what's her perception? Does she have passive perception?

I don't know. Passive perception is 11. Cut is 11 minus... five, puts her at six. [01:25:55.979] [SPEAKER_00] She [01:25:56.500] [SPEAKER_05] perceives the one. [01:25:58.399] [SPEAKER_01] This guy?

Yep. There's another one over there somewhere, but lost in the mist. She's going to cast magic missile, which I would [01:26:07.899] [SPEAKER_00] have. Okay, hits. Look up. What's [01:26:11.699] [SPEAKER_01] the damage on it?

[01:26:13.220] [SPEAKER_03] At first level, yeah, 3D4. [01:26:18.140] [SPEAKER_01] Plus one for every level. [01:26:20.579] [SPEAKER_03] Plus you can target them independently, [01:26:22.399] [SPEAKER_01] right? Yeah. Sling them around. [01:26:27.300] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah.

She's just going to go with the one jack. It's three hits. Is it 3D4 or 4D4 for each one? [01:26:35.180] [SPEAKER_03] No, no. 1D4 [01:26:36.600] [SPEAKER_00] per missile. There's three missiles.

[01:26:39.520] [SPEAKER_01] Why is she going for the guy around the corner? [01:26:44.859] [SPEAKER_00] We're trying to reduce the action. [01:26:47.960] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, 3 dark. [01:26:52.159] [SPEAKER_00] 24 plus... 24 plus 1 damage. It's like another on the tank, but...

1D4 plus... [01:26:58.060] [SPEAKER_01] It's going to be [01:26:59.140] [SPEAKER_00] a plus 3. What's the plus... It's 3 guns. Plus one for each other. Yeah.

[01:27:08.819] [SPEAKER_01] We got a 1, a 1, and a 4. So, 6, 9. 9. On that guy. On that guy. What's the range of that?

It's 120 feet. You're good. Good. [01:27:21.380] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. [01:27:23.039] [SPEAKER_01] And then she's also done it. 9.

[01:27:25.119] [SPEAKER_07] I'm done. [01:27:26.239] [SPEAKER_04] I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. I'm done.

I'm done. [01:27:37.159] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. Goblins go. What do we do? Ah. He said stay put when there's a shit, so let's do that.

Um, they're gonna shoot arrows 2 here, 2 here. [01:27:56.420] [SPEAKER_06] 2 to hell. 2 to hell, 2 to shell. [01:28:00.119] [SPEAKER_01] I'll shoot. I'll. 19 plus 4 is 23.

[01:28:08.000] [SPEAKER_05] That's it. AC is a 10. Uh, and then 2 at. [01:28:13.020] [SPEAKER_01] Shell. What's his AC? [01:28:16.539] [SPEAKER_05] Yeah, 13.

[01:28:17.979] [SPEAKER_01] 13. So, 2 hits on him, 1 hit on you, so the 1 on you, so 5. A damage. And he takes 10. Okay. How much HP does he have?

Uh, [01:28:33.539] [SPEAKER_00] 27. [01:28:35.239] [SPEAKER_01] Really? Oh, shell. [01:28:37.880] [SPEAKER_04] He's got more than [01:28:38.939] [SPEAKER_00] yours. This [01:28:39.279] [SPEAKER_04] guy had 9. [01:28:40.420] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, yeah.

[01:28:42.100] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. But he's not good. He's the, [01:28:45.899] [SPEAKER_00] I thought you were cool. Yeah. [01:28:49.079] [SPEAKER_01] He's a little bit, uh, tougher. Yeah.

He's now, uh, he's treating yours, like, uh, J. Rockman. Okay, and then orange sauce. Sorry, you said you did. How many? 10?

10. 10. 10. Alright, um, and here's the line. I guess the goblin there. Alright, so he's [01:29:12.960] [SPEAKER_03] gonna throw two daggers at this goblin from his position, the closest one.

19 plus 3, that's a hit. 19 again, plus 3. Okay, two hits. Two hits, and that is a D4 plus, can I get it? [01:29:34.539] [SPEAKER_01] This is orange? Yeah, that was the last two daggers.

Sorry. Which last is it? It can't, orn. [01:29:41.140] [SPEAKER_03] Um, yeah. Uh, so [01:29:45.939] [SPEAKER_01] two plus two, four daggers. Uh, one of those goblins has one health, so we'll say that one dies.

Alright. [01:29:57.680] [SPEAKER_03] And the other takes two? Uh, yeah, two. Okay. Alright, and now, where am I? I'm here.

Does it cost movement to go through someone? [01:30:13.380] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, so it counts as a difficult thing. Yeah, it's like, uh, [01:30:17.659] [SPEAKER_03] the diagonal, yeah. Two, yeah. Do that, and two. [01:30:22.680] [SPEAKER_01] Well, you're, it's raised [01:30:24.359] [SPEAKER_03] up.

You can't, it doesn't work. Not too [01:30:27.220] [SPEAKER_06] daggers. [01:30:27.600] [SPEAKER_03] Well, I guess that's the same as from my mind. 10, 15. Yeah, I guess so. It's 15 either way.

[01:30:32.500] [SPEAKER_01] 15, it's like a one, two more. What? Can I call it or something? Do it? Do it. Do it.

Do it. [01:30:39.619] [SPEAKER_00] Do it. Why does everybody act like tanks? I'm [01:30:43.939] [SPEAKER_03] going to cast lightning bolt in a line like that. So I think I hit, I miss this guy, but I hit these four. [01:30:54.060] [SPEAKER_01] They're in a square.

Okay. So they make dex saves. How many of them? Four? [01:31:02.579] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, four, yeah. [01:31:04.420] [SPEAKER_01] Dex saves.

[01:31:06.399] [SPEAKER_05] Yeah, we got plus four to eight. [01:31:08.399] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, yeah, plus four to [01:31:09.560] [SPEAKER_05] eight. Plus five. This one's just a second. [01:31:11.579] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, the blast. Oh, wow.

What's the DC? [01:31:18.340] [SPEAKER_03] I have a 16. 16, so [01:31:28.039] [SPEAKER_01] the ogre gets hit. Two of the goblins save. [01:31:38.399] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. They take half damage.

I don't think you're going to survive anyway, because it's eight D6. All right. Jesus Christ. Eight D6. But the ogre takes a pull of it, so. I'm going to need more dice.

[01:31:53.840] [SPEAKER_01] Eight D6s. [01:31:55.180] [SPEAKER_03] Eight D6s? I'll roll this four twice. Put in guns, Nate. I've [01:31:59.979] [SPEAKER_01] got these four. [01:32:00.960] [SPEAKER_03] So [01:32:01.180] [SPEAKER_01] lightning score.

[01:32:04.140] [SPEAKER_03] All right, so 14 plus 10, so 24 damage, and then [01:32:16.920] [SPEAKER_01] half for the other people. 24, so the goblins are dead. Yay. And the ogre takes 24. [01:32:27.439] [SPEAKER_03] And heart of the storm, any time I deal lightning damage, any creatures of my choice, within 10 feet, take my levels worth of lightning damage. So this guy can't beat for me, so he takes at six damage.

Also, that bush catches on fire. [01:32:44.880] [SPEAKER_01] And illuminates the other guy right here. [01:32:47.180] [SPEAKER_03] Well, actually, yeah, it does catch [01:32:48.640] [SPEAKER_01] on, that may affect things, it catches on fire. There's a light over there. [01:32:54.079] [SPEAKER_06] Huh? Does that negate the, [01:32:57.239] [SPEAKER_03] not that there's a light force?

Does it [01:32:58.180] [SPEAKER_06] make an [01:32:58.539] [SPEAKER_03] area not lightly obscured? Yeah, we'll say sure, because that's cool. Oh, one more thing. When I cast a spell, I can move, I can fly 10 feet from my position afterwards. So, I choose to move 10 feet back. [01:33:26.979] [SPEAKER_05] I'm just thinking shit up.

Yeah, I take 50. [01:33:31.159] [SPEAKER_01] This whole game is a 30 -D60. [01:33:34.439] [SPEAKER_03] It's, where is it on here? Or a shard or something? That's awesome. No, it's one of my, like, Heart of the Storm, it's the other one.

[01:33:44.840] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, okay. If you can find it. [01:33:48.100] [SPEAKER_07] I'm gonna fuck you up, little guy. 10, 20, that's difficult to run. [01:33:56.800] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. 30.

[01:33:59.739] [SPEAKER_00] How [01:34:00.239] [SPEAKER_01] much damage? [01:34:00.920] [SPEAKER_00] Takes three hits. Antitip. Spike, correct. Yeah. So that [01:34:05.720] [SPEAKER_02] was, how many?

Three. Three. So that's three, [01:34:09.579] [SPEAKER_01] three steps through or three? Three steps through, so three damages three times. 2 -D4, each step. There's no D4s?

No, I got a lot. Don't do [01:34:18.939] [SPEAKER_07] it, [01:34:19.199] [SPEAKER_01] it's a trap! [01:34:20.039] [SPEAKER_07] I got a lot. [01:34:28.119] [SPEAKER_02] 4, 8, 12, 16, 17, 18, 19, 21, 22, 22, 23. Go ahead. Speed.

Or actually, 4, 4s and 2, 3s. [01:34:41.699] [SPEAKER_01] He's got, like, thorns just all sticking out of him and he's just raging, mad, blood dripping down his legs. Uh, he's gonna, [01:34:54.119] [SPEAKER_04] yeah, I'm standing there with blood dripping out of him, just a javelin sticking out of you. [01:34:59.500] [SPEAKER_01] Uh, smashes, break, clog down, a pause. Hey! Ooh, what's your, what's your HP?

What's that, 19? Uh, it hits. A bit. What's your HP? 32. Uh, 14, budgeting damage.

[01:35:22.319] [SPEAKER_03] 18. [01:35:24.079] [SPEAKER_01] Left. [01:35:26.140] [SPEAKER_04] Not pushing. No steps in front. [01:35:28.920] [SPEAKER_07] Um, freeze. What do I do?

[01:35:39.539] [SPEAKER_04] Is this another okra? Uh -huh. [01:35:41.300] [SPEAKER_00] She's running back to the forest. I don't know what I [01:35:44.760] [SPEAKER_07] do. Run away, run away. [01:35:49.460] [SPEAKER_01] Uh, he doesn't do anything.

He's gonna stand there. He doesn't know if he just freezes. He's gonna reach. He's out of javelins. Cause I was so generous javelining. The dice were down.

Shallows. Shallows. [01:36:08.239] [SPEAKER_05] Okay. First gonna go shallows. Oh. Gonna take a swipe at this guy here with his quarterstaff.

Uh. bow? His bow's yeah. His bow. So it's, uh, 17 hit. Is that a hit?

Hits? Yeah. D8. And it is 1. I just had it. [01:36:42.060] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, sorry.

That was 7. Should we cut it? [01:36:50.260] [SPEAKER_00] For 2 damage. [01:36:52.420] [SPEAKER_01] Does it have a plus? [01:36:54.079] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, yeah. Sorry.

[01:36:55.819] [SPEAKER_05] This is for shallows, right? Yeah, yeah. [01:36:57.659] [SPEAKER_00] No, it doesn't have plus. [01:37:00.859] [SPEAKER_05] First, uh, oh, plus 2 to hit. [01:37:04.079] [SPEAKER_01] Plus [01:37:04.439] [SPEAKER_05] 2 to hit. Hit deals 1d6 bludgeon damage.

Yeah. Roll the d8, but we'll leave it up. No, no. It's easy. Oh, he's 2 hands. 2 hands.

[01:37:16.659] [SPEAKER_01] So then it's, uh, d8. Over there. Okay. So it feels good. Um, [01:37:25.760] [SPEAKER_05] Hal steps up some plates. And he is going to take a swipe with Thaykiller.

[01:37:34.520] [SPEAKER_01] 4 on that. What [01:37:38.439] [SPEAKER_00] was that? 3. [01:37:40.380] [SPEAKER_01] Plus what? Oh. [01:37:42.239] [SPEAKER_00] We need 11 to hit this guy.

Sorry. Oh, 3 plus, so that's a 10 total plus the 4. 4. 12. [01:37:51.539] [SPEAKER_01] 12. [01:37:52.560] [SPEAKER_00] Hits.

So, 8. And then damage 1d8 plus [01:37:58.699] [SPEAKER_01] 4. 3? [01:38:02.680] [SPEAKER_05] Plus 4? Yep. 12.

12. And then that's the attack 1. Second attack. Going after him. 12. [01:38:14.859] [SPEAKER_00] 12.

12. 12. 12. [01:38:23.220] [SPEAKER_04] 12. 12. 12.

12. [01:38:29.279] [SPEAKER_01] 12. 12. 12. 12. The ogre up front.

[01:38:41.180] [SPEAKER_06] Dino Muros. [01:38:56.739] [SPEAKER_01] Ogres be charmed. By a charmed person? Just charmed. Can't they be charmed. Are they immune to the condition of charmed?

Yes. You don't know. It does. Nice thing. Roll a history check. History.

12. Or arcana, I guess. [01:39:27.699] [SPEAKER_05] Oh, arcana? Yeah. Or nature. Yeah, but arcana.

I'm going to use that plus 5. So just 17. [01:39:36.600] [SPEAKER_01] Imagine, like, a conversation going on between her and his. Yeah, she knows. There's no reason they wouldn't be charmed. But a lot of charm spells are specific to a creature type.

This just says creatures that can't be charmed are immune to this effect. Oh, then they wouldn't apply. Hmm? That's only going to apply to things that are like automatons or non -thinking creatures. [01:40:05.460] [SPEAKER_05] Creatures that have no intelligence or... [01:40:10.279] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah.

But like the spell charm person... [01:40:14.939] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. It is possible to charm people for that spell. [01:40:18.439] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. According to Naxene. Gotcha.

[01:40:23.119] [SPEAKER_02] So Miros went to attack, but he rolled the d7. Okay. That does not... [01:40:28.819] [SPEAKER_01] Rolled a 7 on the giant? [01:40:32.220] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. No plus on that.

I think that's a pack. Five to hit. Five to hit. Five to hit. [01:40:38.039] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, sweet. So...

One to do four. Three. That's four. Seven to hit. [01:40:50.020] [SPEAKER_01] Still alive. One to do five.

[01:40:52.920] [SPEAKER_02] One to [01:40:53.460] [SPEAKER_04] do [01:40:53.659] [SPEAKER_02] five. [01:40:56.479] [SPEAKER_01] One to do five. One to do five. One to do five. One to do five. One to do five.

One to do five. One to do five. One to do five. One to do five. One to do five. One to do five.

One to do five. [01:41:17.380] [SPEAKER_04] One [01:41:17.920] [SPEAKER_02] to do five.! I'm going to cast... Yeah, I'm just going to cast it. [01:41:28.460] [SPEAKER_01] You could play... he makes the deck save.

DC... 15 fails. Sorry. Take D8. Oh, 2D8. Yep, because you're level something now.

If you roll two ones, you still alive. Throw any more than that. Who does? One, [01:41:51.880] [SPEAKER_04] two, three... Two... One more two ones.

[01:41:58.560] [SPEAKER_02] Not [01:41:59.039] [SPEAKER_04] going to do it. Okay. Six. You get something for having the same number. [01:42:04.760] [SPEAKER_01] Boop! Yeah.

Nope. You don't even got a ring of the triangle. [01:42:10.560] [SPEAKER_02] It's okay. I feel like I didn't know what I said up to. Yep. [01:42:16.239] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, that's it.

I'm going to talk shit to this guy. [01:42:30.859] [SPEAKER_01] He's going to hide again. Who's out? Who can see him? Oh. Is there another one that's still [01:42:37.760] [SPEAKER_02] hiding?

I [01:42:38.000] [SPEAKER_01] think [01:42:38.039] [SPEAKER_02] there's two. [01:42:38.899] [SPEAKER_05] Yeah, there's two. There's... We'll [01:42:41.239] [SPEAKER_01] say they're revealed because the... Fire. Fire.

[01:42:45.939] [SPEAKER_03] The... [01:42:47.000] [SPEAKER_05] Burning bush. The [01:42:47.760] [SPEAKER_06] reduction to your path of perception is removed by the burning bush. But they... Hide again. Is [01:43:00.539] [SPEAKER_01] that what they're going to do?

Yep. Fighting. And they're like the assassin. So we got a 15 and a 7. Anyone's path of perception is removed. Anyone's path of perception is removed.

[01:43:20.300] [SPEAKER_02] 15? I have some protection higher than 15 units, but I'm inside of a building. So you would be [01:43:26.920] [SPEAKER_01] able to find them. Well, anyone can find them. One of them. So they retreat further.

[01:43:33.420] [SPEAKER_03] Does bless apply to [01:43:34.479] [SPEAKER_01] this? Is it one of them just weird? [01:43:36.359] [SPEAKER_03] No. If you [01:43:38.100] [SPEAKER_06] take an active check, you make a search action, your action to do it. [01:43:42.619] [SPEAKER_01] But otherwise, it would affect your passive skills. One [01:43:48.579] [SPEAKER_06] of them has vanished into the night, but the other one, you can hear him and perceive that he's over behind that house.

[01:43:57.659] [SPEAKER_00] And his friend is talking to the black. [01:44:03.720] [SPEAKER_01] All right. So here's what I want to do. You saw. The next scene has a suggestion spell. So I think she's going to pop out.

She's going to hear these words coming out of her mouth. She's going to talk to the ogre that's still standing and say, you know, you know, you're going to be a little bit of a thing. But the bugbears are trying to get you killed. You should stop them at all costs. Okay. Oh, I see.

Because if they can't be charmed. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it makes a wisdom save? So you suggest a course of activity limited to a sentence. So to [01:44:42.340] [SPEAKER_07] magically influence a creature you can see within range that can hear you and understand you.

Suggestion must be worded in such a manner as to make your course of action sound reasonable. [01:44:55.300] [SPEAKER_01] I can't ask the creature to stab itself or [01:44:57.680] [SPEAKER_04] throw itself onto a spear. She would have told it to move over here. I can't ask it to take the course of [01:45:06.899] [SPEAKER_01] action. [01:45:07.859] [SPEAKER_04] But [01:45:08.300] [SPEAKER_00] how long does the effect last? [01:45:10.300] [SPEAKER_01] Like eight hours or something.

Oh my god. Okay, cool. [01:45:13.420] [SPEAKER_00] So I just have to, if it fails this wisdom save, do we go inside for beer? [01:45:18.680] [SPEAKER_05] It must make a wisdom saving throw. I [01:45:22.779] [SPEAKER_07] won. I fucking [01:45:25.119] [SPEAKER_01] knew it.

[01:45:31.260] [SPEAKER_06] Once you spikes are gone I'm gonna [01:45:33.199] [SPEAKER_07] tear them to pieces. Look at that. [01:45:37.140] [SPEAKER_01] Let me just make sure about that. I'm broken. There is the [01:45:41.960] [SPEAKER_07] duration. [01:45:43.340] [SPEAKER_00] Up to eight hours.

Yeah. So we should all just go inside and lick our wounds while you put your pieces. Take a short rest. [01:45:49.699] [SPEAKER_01] The spell ends. The spell ends. The [01:45:52.859] [SPEAKER_00] spell ends when the subject finishes what it was asked to do.

[01:45:58.560] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Okay. Goblins are gone. Although I will say, like beyond this perimeter you guys can now hear the chaos building outside of this area. There's people screaming in the town. You can see in the like distances of your vision livestock starting to run around.

Like the level of chaos is starting to build right now. So we used all our spell slots. We're gonna go take a 90 hour rest. The only thing that was for 24 hours. What's that? Yeah.

A short rest. A short rest. Did you take a short rest? It's not a future spell slot. It sounds right now. Orin Taz.

[01:46:51.319] [SPEAKER_05] Oh, Fitz. I don't know if it's. So because this, because this ogre is charming you don't wanna know what that would take. [01:47:04.039] [SPEAKER_03] I mean, I think we could. [01:47:10.000] [SPEAKER_01] It doesn't say anything like if you were hurt it or not. You or any of your companions damage the target.

So. It has one little caveat. [01:47:23.260] [SPEAKER_05] Yeah. But what about the spikes that it's standing in still? Well, we're not taking an action to hurt it. So.

[01:47:31.960] [SPEAKER_01] I think that's the letter of the law. Yeah. He did say as soon as these spikes are gone he's gonna go. Yeah. He seems he's still just not [01:47:40.880] [SPEAKER_03] gonna go. He's got their concentration at any time if you want.

[01:47:44.659] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Um, Fitz? Um. [01:47:48.020] [SPEAKER_00] This is ballistic. [01:47:50.100] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. [01:47:50.279] [SPEAKER_03] And don't need to begin [01:47:51.000] [SPEAKER_01] to do on your turn [01:47:51.899] [SPEAKER_03] if you just see another.

[01:47:54.079] [SPEAKER_01] Is there anything to really sound? How far can you both go to the beach? 120 feet with the kitnings. He could choose to drop his concentration at any [01:48:02.760] [SPEAKER_00] time. Move the right corner. Because if that's the case, it'll only communicate.

Hmm? Oh, [01:48:07.479] [SPEAKER_02] I see the close side. [01:48:10.359] [SPEAKER_01] I [01:48:10.720] [SPEAKER_02] know. [01:48:12.840] [SPEAKER_04] I know what. I can do that. [01:48:14.579] [SPEAKER_02] Can you do it on your turn?

[01:48:16.239] [SPEAKER_01] I thought you could. [01:48:18.920] [SPEAKER_04] Literally. Oh, [01:48:20.060] [SPEAKER_02] it can [01:48:20.239] [SPEAKER_04] only be close. Yeah. [01:48:21.380] [SPEAKER_01] You just have to stop thinking about it, right? [01:48:22.920] [SPEAKER_02] Oh, [01:48:23.079] [SPEAKER_01] the range [01:48:23.500] [SPEAKER_00] is one to one?

[01:48:24.439] [SPEAKER_02] I see a butterfly. [01:48:25.460] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. Random person on the internet says yeah. So I'm gonna drop that. [01:48:28.060] [SPEAKER_02] Did I see anything from here? [01:48:34.399] [SPEAKER_01] Did you use your action?

Do you want to make [01:48:36.539] [SPEAKER_00] a perception check? I did not make an action. Do you want to use a search action? So one of them you do know is there. Yeah. Just from your passive perception because you sucked it in stealth role.

I'm just saying line of sight. [01:48:48.560] [SPEAKER_01] The other one you don't know. [01:48:49.939] [SPEAKER_00] Okay. You can't see that. [01:48:51.960] [SPEAKER_04] But you can make a search action if you want to use, if you want to make an active role against a stealth. [01:48:57.460] [SPEAKER_01] Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. That was fine. [01:48:59.060] [SPEAKER_04] So [01:48:59.180] [SPEAKER_01] what is it? Perception, is it? Is that what I'm rolling?

Yep. Seven. Seven. Okay. Roll two, guys. [01:49:15.859] [SPEAKER_00] Horse ballista just takes a wild shot down the alleyway.

How does that look? [01:49:23.239] [SPEAKER_01] You hear it, um, Kareem off the Pabbleson. [01:49:26.600] [SPEAKER_06] Meow. Yeah. I don't know. [01:49:36.520] [SPEAKER_01] A wall wall wall wall wall [01:49:37.859] [SPEAKER_06] wall wall wall wall wall wall [01:49:40.560] [SPEAKER_01] wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall [01:49:51.140] [SPEAKER_03] The one by the horses.

[01:49:59.699] [SPEAKER_01] How badly hurt does our Ogrepen look? [01:50:06.159] [SPEAKER_00] He's pretty fresh. Pretty fresh, okay. No, he's been hit. He got hit by that lightning bolt. [01:50:15.000] [SPEAKER_03] I know.

If he was close to death, I was just going to finish him off. [01:50:18.640] [SPEAKER_01] No, he's pretty fresh. He got hit by that lightning bolt. This leather tied armor is a bit singed. [01:50:28.159] [SPEAKER_06] You can hold an action until the actor's turn. [01:50:32.279] [SPEAKER_04] That's true.

[01:50:33.739] [SPEAKER_03] Hold an action. What action am I holding? [01:50:37.060] [SPEAKER_04] How does that roll? [01:50:39.699] [SPEAKER_01] Basically, you can ready. Is that an action? You can hold your turn and go after.

You can ready an action. You specify the triggering event. And what the action is. When that [01:50:50.840] [SPEAKER_03] trigger [01:50:51.880] [SPEAKER_00] event occurs, you use your reaction. [01:50:54.640] [SPEAKER_01] All right. To...

That way you can go... [01:50:58.819] [SPEAKER_03] I'm going to move... One, two, three, four, five... Here. And I'm going to ready an action if I see one of the bugbears with my crossbow. Fire it.

[01:51:20.920] [SPEAKER_01] What's your passbow? What's your passbow? 13. [01:51:27.159] [SPEAKER_03] Actually, can I actively search at the end of my [01:51:29.739] [SPEAKER_01] movement? [01:51:30.439] [SPEAKER_03] Use your action. That's an action.

[01:51:32.199] [SPEAKER_00] Search action. Uh... So you need to choose that or you're retroactively ready a forceful answer. [01:51:40.079] [SPEAKER_01] Yes. You could ready a search action. [01:51:48.279] [SPEAKER_03] Uh...

I guess I'll ready... Yeah, I'll do the search, I guess, instead. That makes more [01:51:52.779] [SPEAKER_01] sense. [01:51:53.279] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. Moving game. I'm going to search for you, though.

Perception check. [01:51:57.800] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Mm -hmm. Eight plus... Three. Eleven.

So you've got him. That's him. [01:52:08.300] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, plus the... [01:52:10.060] [SPEAKER_01] Four, [01:52:10.560] [SPEAKER_03] yeah. Oh, and technically you should have to hold a disadvantage. Is he still [01:52:15.800] [SPEAKER_01] illuminated by the...

Nope. They moved away from there. Oh, yeah. Okay. Well, two... Unless you guys are arguing that the flame light can somehow travel through walls.

[01:52:27.699] [SPEAKER_03] Well, they're porous. Hey, we... [01:52:31.720] [SPEAKER_06] A shock of light goes through the window, through the other window. There you go. [01:52:37.720] [SPEAKER_03] Would 13 see him? Nope.

[01:52:40.600] [SPEAKER_01] Okay, so, yeah. Now we're going to roll the second base. Okay. C3's turn. C3. Yeah, are you dropping this bell?

Yeah. Okay, it's dropped. [01:52:57.420] [SPEAKER_07] Hey, Malvis! Get the fuck over here! [01:53:05.520] [SPEAKER_01] What is his [01:53:06.659] [SPEAKER_04] pass [01:53:06.840] [SPEAKER_01] on reception? I'm dropping it by 30, 35, [01:53:10.220] [SPEAKER_02] 40.

So we know they're that way. [01:53:16.680] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, you can hear them over there. [01:53:21.920] [SPEAKER_01] That's my turn. [01:53:23.539] [SPEAKER_05] We are both moving together. Five. And we see a bit.

20, 25. 30. Redding in action. And passive perception. [01:53:35.500] [SPEAKER_00] Both redding actions. Crossbow javelin if we see...

[01:53:38.819] [SPEAKER_01] What's [01:53:39.800] [SPEAKER_00] your... [01:53:40.199] [SPEAKER_01] What's this [01:53:41.000] [SPEAKER_00] guy's passive perception? What's [01:53:42.960] [SPEAKER_01] his wisdom? [01:53:44.840] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, his [01:53:45.340] [SPEAKER_01] wisdom is... Plus two. Plus two, yeah.

[01:53:48.319] [SPEAKER_00] So that's... Passive perception is 12. [01:53:50.800] [SPEAKER_01] 12, okay. So you can see on the keynote. [01:53:56.800] [SPEAKER_02] I'm giving my wounds. That's my turn now, right?

[01:54:08.939] [SPEAKER_04] So... You got the end... 15, 15, 15... 35, 30... And then... That's the end keeper?

Euros? Euros is three. Oh, who's this? Me. You know. Oh, okay.

Who? Sorry, but... So I've asked for perception 17. Is it... What about you doing? [01:54:35.560] [SPEAKER_01] You know where he is.

Are you gonna use your interaction to alert the rest of the party? Where he is. He's up on the roof! [01:54:45.479] [SPEAKER_02] Oh. [01:54:46.079] [SPEAKER_03] Come up, dun -dun! [01:54:48.279] [SPEAKER_02] That was my action to see that?

[01:54:50.739] [SPEAKER_01] Did not see that camera. No, [01:54:52.119] [SPEAKER_02] it wasn't. It was your... You know where he is. You passively notice him just because you are so naturally alert and observant. Yeah, you have great senses.

Yeah. With all that time you spent the woods tracking. Trapper. Yeah. And then you use your interaction, which is just a free action you get every turn, to alert the rest of the party where he is. So now everyone knows where he is.

Nice. Maybe crossbow. No. No, not. I'm [01:55:18.800] [SPEAKER_01] gonna do... [01:55:18.939] [SPEAKER_02] Is it...

Does his readied actions go off first? [01:55:23.079] [SPEAKER_01] Uh, yeah. So, what was the triggering event as soon as you saw him? Yeah. So whoever had that go in the order of your turns that you played [01:55:30.579] [SPEAKER_03] those. I do the search, so I have nothing.

That's all you. Okay. Two attacks. [01:55:35.779] [SPEAKER_05] Two attacks. Two attacks. We'll start with the...

Shalvis. Shalvis. Shalvis. So he gets a... Eleven hit. And this.

[01:55:51.680] [SPEAKER_01] Is that a [01:55:52.439] [SPEAKER_05] d12? [01:55:53.680] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, no. Yeah, sorry. There [01:55:56.380] [SPEAKER_00] you go. [01:55:58.899] [SPEAKER_03] Just keeping [01:55:59.619] [SPEAKER_01] you [01:55:59.840] [SPEAKER_00] honest. Okay.

I think you've done that [01:56:01.739] [SPEAKER_05] before. Nineteen. Nineteen. Yeah. I've done that [01:56:05.039] [SPEAKER_00] before. Shalvis.

So that's a hit, I assume. Yep. Um, and... [01:56:12.600] [SPEAKER_05] D6. Yeah. Just five damage.

Five damage. And then, so for my actions, do I get to attack twice or not? [01:56:26.140] [SPEAKER_01] Uh, the howl attack twice? Yeah. [01:56:29.779] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. That's because he's got multi -attack for your attack action.

Yes. [01:56:37.460] [SPEAKER_05] Critical [01:56:38.060] [SPEAKER_01] miss. Critical fail. Okay. And then an eight. And a two, ten.

Hit. [01:56:50.979] [SPEAKER_05] Your javelin goes sailing by. How many do you have remaining? I have... [01:56:56.960] [SPEAKER_00] Five years. [01:56:58.100] [SPEAKER_06] They're all over the place over here.

Well, you've got to use your interaction to pick them up. They don't just... This isn't Diablo four. It's Diablo two. You've got to click it. [01:57:10.119] [SPEAKER_05] I [01:57:10.680] [SPEAKER_04] have [01:57:11.020] [SPEAKER_01] three javelins [01:57:12.260] [SPEAKER_04] left.

[01:57:22.340] [SPEAKER_03] Did you play the new [01:57:25.460] [SPEAKER_01] class? Nope. Did you play the old ship? [01:57:29.319] [SPEAKER_03] Actually, the new class, the warlock, he's got like a floating weapon. So it's like, floats out in front of him. So he can hold a two -handed weapon in one hand, basically.

Diablo 2. Two. Yeah, they [01:57:44.840] [SPEAKER_01] made new content for it. [01:57:46.079] [SPEAKER_04] They released an expansion for Diablo 2. I tried to get her to play a remake. [01:57:54.039] [SPEAKER_02] That [01:57:54.439] [SPEAKER_01] turn.

Sacred Flame. Oh, Sacred Flame. I'm, let's say, Steve. Same. I'll be where he's at now. I forgot!

Sure. I'm gonna get all this. Okay. It is... [01:58:18.420] [SPEAKER_03] There's a turn. It should have, like, a stand or something, so it doesn't like it.

[01:58:23.439] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, it doesn't have to mount any of them. [01:58:25.760] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, okay. So it's like, scooting onto something. [01:58:28.859] [SPEAKER_04] Uh... It's like a [01:58:29.520] [SPEAKER_01] little squeeze. Here's what he does.

He's on a thatched roof building. He dives into it. Dives through the roof. Nice. You hear screaming inside, SHUT THE FUCK UP! [01:58:49.680] [SPEAKER_04] That's the thatched roof, you [01:58:50.760] [SPEAKER_01] say, huh?

Yep. I just... Someone's house! I'm in the house down. Uh... So he does that, and then...

I'll be [01:59:00.699] [SPEAKER_03] in the [01:59:00.880] [SPEAKER_05] babies. [01:59:01.760] [SPEAKER_00] Hides again. This guy... What? What do you want? [01:59:06.819] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, boy.

Not resolved on his turn. He didn't ready his action. It's not that clever. That's this guy hiding. And I'm gonna use the actual stealth bonus, which I haven't been using. I think, um...

Yeah, no one's finding that guy. [01:59:24.180] [SPEAKER_06] The guy in the house? Yeah, he's up to the three parts in the house. Sounds great. [01:59:30.859] [SPEAKER_01] There's what? [01:59:36.100] [SPEAKER_00] Um...

We still know where everyone is here. Is that what you're saying? [01:59:41.800] [SPEAKER_05] We really don't know. Oh, okay. Got most stitches. [02:00:06.760] [SPEAKER_01] There's an axe.

In. [02:00:10.180] [SPEAKER_05] Uh... So we can't see the guy inside the building. Nope. He's headed. [02:00:16.979] [SPEAKER_07] Alright.

[02:00:29.260] [SPEAKER_01] Is there, like, a path through here? It's clear? Yeah, here's one. If you're a [02:00:36.699] [SPEAKER_00] medium -sized creature, I'm saying you don't know. 25. [02:00:39.399] [SPEAKER_01] So now I can see him, right?

Yep. All right. Uh... This probably does not have a clear shot. I was gonna say no. Yeah.

Okay. Ballista readies an action that it sees that guy. [02:00:59.619] [SPEAKER_00] Is it cat? Is that your bonus action prior to the blow's cut? [02:01:02.720] [SPEAKER_01] That's true. Yeah.

Nevermind. Uh... Anyway. Yeah. Damn it. Uh...

Alright, I'm gonna... [02:01:12.840] [SPEAKER_00] Fire... Firebolt. That guy. Yeah, which guy? [02:01:17.939] [SPEAKER_04] That bugbear?

[02:01:20.760] [SPEAKER_00] Wait, he... Go into the house? No, this bugbear. Okay. That bugbear. [02:01:29.600] [SPEAKER_01] 20 to hit?

Hips. It's gonna curve it. Yeah. One is done. [02:01:35.899] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. [02:01:36.800] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah.

Curving point. There's more of a line. And then... Nine, thirteen... 20. 20 damage.

[02:01:45.319] [SPEAKER_00] 20 [02:01:45.880] [SPEAKER_01] damage. That guy had not been hurt yet. And now he has 20 less health. Yeah. That's a lot less. Yeah.

What was that? Your firebolt? Yeah. Damn. 2d10 plus, uh... No.

I can't have any... [02:02:06.319] [SPEAKER_03] The bugbear is not giving me shit against you guys. Um... Plus eight to hit. Yeah. Okay.

[02:02:16.039] [SPEAKER_01] The next... The next one? The next one? Oh. Hmm... Are there any windows in this building?

Where's [02:02:25.960] [SPEAKER_00] the [02:02:26.039] [SPEAKER_01] door? [02:02:28.560] [SPEAKER_00] Good talk. Thanks. [02:02:33.640] [SPEAKER_01] 30... You [02:02:34.220] [SPEAKER_04] have your purple crayon. [02:02:36.359] [SPEAKER_01] Uh...

Can you see? It's kinda dicey. Uh oh. Oh. How far is it? The front door is over here.

And you can see... Where are you? You're here. You can see the window here. And there's a back door here. Does she see him?

I think she can. Okay. Right? At the midpoint it would be like... Uh... She can see him.

I'm gonna say he has half covered. If it's a... [02:03:09.460] [SPEAKER_05] Okay. You know... Attack roll. [02:03:11.100] [SPEAKER_01] She's gonna...

[02:03:12.779] [SPEAKER_05] Fire... Uh... What does that mean? Give him plus two to his AC. [02:03:16.640] [SPEAKER_00] Okay. [02:03:17.659] [SPEAKER_01] Bring him to 18.

18. 18. [02:03:20.720] [SPEAKER_00] Alright. She's gonna fire... Her own... Firebolt.

[02:03:26.760] [SPEAKER_01] She gets a plus... Five. [02:03:31.840] [SPEAKER_07] Ooh. Dang it. [02:03:34.880] [SPEAKER_01] Oh my god. Is that actually critical?

Yeah. The 20. Natural point? [02:03:41.760] [SPEAKER_03] Oh I know but it's a spell critical. [02:03:44.699] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. Any attack roll?

Yeah. [02:03:47.439] [SPEAKER_01] Uh... So [02:03:48.039] [SPEAKER_00] that was... Automatically hit. Roll twice the dice. [02:03:50.800] [SPEAKER_01] D10.

Oh! [02:04:00.359] [SPEAKER_06] Wow! [02:04:00.760] [SPEAKER_03] That's shitty! That sucks man. Critical! [02:04:07.579] [SPEAKER_01] All that.

[02:04:08.279] [SPEAKER_03] Woo! Critical. [02:04:08.960] [SPEAKER_01] That's horrible. What's the total two? Two. [02:04:11.939] [SPEAKER_03] See [02:04:12.079] [SPEAKER_06] that's why we need the [02:04:12.779] [SPEAKER_07] minimum dice roll.

[02:04:14.819] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Then the monsters can do that to us. That's true. When they [02:04:19.239] [SPEAKER_06] ever finally hit you. It would [02:04:21.640] [SPEAKER_03] have been just a one. [02:04:24.079] [SPEAKER_06] Uh...

[02:04:24.939] [SPEAKER_03] Orin... Oh! Orin's off. Sorry. Almost got you. Uh...

Orin... So eager to advance. Walks to the bar in the inn and picks up a glass of half drunk beer someone else bought. Because he's a drunkard. Right? Yeah.

He's a drunkard. That's what he does. He goes to the bar. Drinks [02:04:44.819] [SPEAKER_01] someone else's beer. He [02:04:46.579] [SPEAKER_00] gets to go fight and dies. And you get inspiration.

Hey. Excellent. [02:04:52.300] [SPEAKER_03] An elephant. [02:04:54.920] [SPEAKER_01] Inspiration. Yeah. [02:04:58.520] [SPEAKER_03] Um...

And then I am... Where am I looking right now? Where'd my guy go? Um... [02:05:06.279] [SPEAKER_01] You're literally inspired by his resolve to just go sit and die. He's a full steward combat ability.

[02:05:18.720] [SPEAKER_03] Um... He said there's a lot of commotion in the area. Can we see any other signs of combat going on? [02:05:27.579] [SPEAKER_01] So, um... Not combat per se as much as like... Not clearly.

You can see some light of flame in the distance. And you can hear the stampeding of moves and just general ruckus. But it's too hard to make out a good sense. Maybe if you want to use your search action and you roll a good perception check, you can glean more info. But there's also nothing in the immediate vicinity. OK.

Yeah, I guess I'll do the perception thing. [02:06:14.520] [SPEAKER_03] I [02:06:15.119] [SPEAKER_01] can't really see anything else going on. [02:06:19.800] [SPEAKER_03] Oh my god. Critical. The right one? The right one?

Critical. Is [02:06:25.979] [SPEAKER_00] that good critical? [02:06:28.579] [SPEAKER_03] Plus the D4. 24. [02:06:32.439] [SPEAKER_01] Plus 3. 24.

OK. You close your eyes and for a moment you're able to mentally quiet out all the noise that's right around you and isolate it for the sounds coming from the distance. You can hear the sound in this direction. You can hear the sounds of goblin laughter and of frightened animals. You hear the sound of a gate being opened. And it gives you the sense that, and just from your earlier exploration of the town, there is a big animal stable over here.

And the livestock here are being pillaged. And then in that direction, towards the center of town, you sense that there is a fire growing. And there are the sounds of pillaging goblins and other monsters, people screaming. So essentially there's like two groups of monsters. One is towards the center of town. One is in the nearest livestock man where the livestock are being held.

[02:07:45.399] [SPEAKER_03] And that gate, is that like the main one of the entrances to [02:07:49.380] [SPEAKER_01] the...? No, it's just like the pen, the opening [02:07:51.859] [SPEAKER_03] to the main pen. Oh, OK. I say aloud, there's more trouble that [02:08:01.600] [SPEAKER_01] way than I point towards this direction, towards the city center. OK. [02:08:11.060] [SPEAKER_02] You do dashes often, so...

As per usual. I guess I can take my movement, right? Because I just did that at the beginning. Yeah. [02:08:20.039] [SPEAKER_03] One, two, three, four, five... OK.

OK. [02:08:31.699] [SPEAKER_01] Look at his ass. Look at his ass. He's at... Smashes his... Club down on this guy's head.

And it does... And it does... 18 bludgeoning damage. [02:08:45.680] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. Oh, [02:08:46.180] [SPEAKER_03] no, that's not... [02:08:47.800] [SPEAKER_01] And it does...

Eleven... Thirteen bludgeoning damage. So, uh, you see his Club come down. Smashes his friend's skull. His friend crumples to the ground dead. And then he looks at his Club.

[02:09:08.800] [SPEAKER_07] Why do I do that? [02:09:16.060] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, I gotta fight those guys. Turns around. You're in trouble. [02:09:22.520] [SPEAKER_07] I'm gonna kill you. [02:09:26.420] [SPEAKER_01] That guy's dead.

But [02:09:27.920] [SPEAKER_00] it was both of the bugbears. [02:09:31.220] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, bugbears, plural. [02:09:33.079] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, and now he's at the [02:09:34.260] [SPEAKER_01] front [02:09:34.420] [SPEAKER_00] door. I don't think the other guy's gone, though. Knock, knock. As far as he knows, it's disappeared.

Yeah, that's true. He doesn't know where his friend is. He's hiding, trying to make this little noise. [02:09:47.640] [SPEAKER_04] You said we heard him inside. [02:09:52.220] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, before he took his hide action. Well, he knows where he was left.

But now he's stealthed him away. [02:10:03.439] [SPEAKER_00] He's dumb enough to go fight you guys. Yeah, these guys are famous. Still on a mission to kill that other guy. [02:10:09.479] [SPEAKER_01] 10, 15. But that doesn't, it doesn't overwrite all of his other instant abilities.

He's... 35. [02:10:25.000] [SPEAKER_00] Crawl's it. 40. [02:10:27.239] [SPEAKER_07] Ha ha! I'm gonna fuck you up!

Ha ha ha ha! On another turn. [02:10:34.899] [SPEAKER_01] Halvis. [02:10:36.819] [SPEAKER_05] All right, we close. This guy. And we are doing...

Go nuts. More attacks. Do [02:10:47.840] [SPEAKER_03] 20. [02:10:48.359] [SPEAKER_05] Shalvis is getting hit in with O. That. Miss.

I am gonna hit two with... 18 plus 19. Hits. I'm just gonna do that. So I get two hits. Two hits.

And then I do a... 18 plus 20. For 10. And 15. So... For 5.

[02:11:27.640] [SPEAKER_01] You killed him. Oh wait, no no no, you didn't. I'm sorry. [02:11:32.020] [SPEAKER_03] 15? [02:11:32.819] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. [02:11:36.979] [SPEAKER_00] No, he's still failing.

Yeah, he's some pretty... He didn't think he has to take out much damage. [02:11:42.939] [SPEAKER_03] Is that one of your two guys? Or both? That [02:11:45.300] [SPEAKER_00] was both. That was both.

Miros, you know. First one missed. [02:11:50.539] [SPEAKER_01] He's still alive, huh? Yep. [02:11:53.460] [SPEAKER_02] Okay. I'm gonna try...

I'm gonna try... I'm gonna try... If there's anything cool. I'm gonna try bear hug. Any other weapon attack? So...

The head roll, right? The roll is 20. [02:12:09.859] [SPEAKER_01] Try anything. [02:12:12.560] [SPEAKER_02] 17. 17? Okay.

So... And so... It says attack, but 5 hit. [02:12:18.439] [SPEAKER_01] So it hits? It says hit 5, 1d4 plus 3, 9. [02:12:24.920] [SPEAKER_02] So 5 is the average.

If you're like... When you're running monsters, you can just use the average damage. That's a 4. [02:12:32.319] [SPEAKER_01] Pludging damage and the target is grappled. [02:12:35.180] [SPEAKER_02] Escapes of the D13, which I would probably do. Okay.

And take 5, 1d4 plus 3 damage and start of each of Miros' turns until the grapple ends. [02:12:44.180] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. [02:12:44.979] [SPEAKER_02] So it takes 7 damage and then... [02:12:49.100] [SPEAKER_01] He doesn't escape the grapple. He is still fair. I don't know how he [02:12:52.739] [SPEAKER_04] needs to.

[02:12:55.180] [SPEAKER_03] That horse [02:12:55.819] [SPEAKER_04] is a son of a bitch. 5, 10. 30? Okay. Yeah, okay. Alright.

[02:13:06.079] [SPEAKER_02] 10 question mark. And, uh, yeah, so that's how he takes... Basically got his leg. Yeah, he's got 4 damage. [02:13:13.800] [SPEAKER_04] Like, he's got 4 damage. He's got a little bit of a knife.

Tripped forward. [02:13:16.840] [SPEAKER_02] So... Takes 4 damage. He's dead, right? [02:13:19.079] [SPEAKER_01] Something's dead, right? Oh yeah, he's got a...

Pull his leg up to... He's not dead. He's not far from it, but he is not dead. He's dead. Oh, and Eno. Oh, that's right.

And then... Pillagers. [02:13:35.020] [SPEAKER_04] Oh, is that what the... [02:13:36.300] [SPEAKER_00] Light pieces [02:13:37.380] [SPEAKER_04] are? Or no, the saw... Oh, [02:13:39.520] [SPEAKER_01] the vipers are...

Sorry. My physical... Or a car. [02:13:42.720] [SPEAKER_00] Put six hands in there. [02:13:46.899] [SPEAKER_01] I'm just gonna do Sacred Flame. And pets now.

Sacred Flame. Dog Mom. Did I explain that, but... [02:13:58.939] [SPEAKER_04] It's an arrow. [02:14:01.159] [SPEAKER_01] What happened? [02:14:03.880] [SPEAKER_02] What happened?

[02:14:06.020] [SPEAKER_01] I cast Sacred Flame and he dodged it. It's a decent check. It's hard to explain the fiction there, but... What [02:14:14.560] [SPEAKER_00] happened? [02:14:15.399] [SPEAKER_06] Um... Um...

Oh, good shot. Help! [02:14:25.060] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, something like that. Dashing? Dashing going on? Yeah, they scream and run out of it.

That's good. Alright. [02:14:38.539] [SPEAKER_00] No action. Alright. [02:14:42.979] [SPEAKER_04] I'm gonna bring the fixator to hide. [02:14:44.920] [SPEAKER_01] Ugh!

Let's see. I'm gonna have Nexen. Firebolt. I [02:14:53.579] [SPEAKER_00] know that house is empty. [02:14:58.539] [SPEAKER_01] I'm not trying to destroy the town. [02:15:01.000] [SPEAKER_00] It's already getting destroyed.

[02:15:04.279] [SPEAKER_01] Eight plus five, [02:15:05.859] [SPEAKER_04] 13. Is that an ogre? Yeah. Hits. Hits? Wow.

He's right up against the house. So he... Alright, that's it. Yeah. What is it? [02:15:15.960] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah.

What is it? Yeah, [02:15:16.859] [SPEAKER_05] throw me... Six. Six damage? [02:15:21.319] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Still alive.

[02:15:24.739] [SPEAKER_00] Alright. These guys are party. [02:15:27.000] [SPEAKER_01] Force ballista. One side of the constitution. [02:15:30.659] [SPEAKER_00] Is the other. Is the [02:15:31.460] [SPEAKER_07] other.

Is the other. Is the other strength? [02:15:32.939] [SPEAKER_03] No. And then the disadvantage. There you go. [02:15:36.739] [SPEAKER_01] So then we...

Oh god. [02:15:42.760] [SPEAKER_04] I guess it's not okay. [02:15:44.319] [SPEAKER_07] Okay. Ahogh. Ahogh. Ahogh.

[02:15:55.640] [SPEAKER_01] Ahogh. Ahogh. Ahogh. Ahogh. Ahogh. Ahogh.

Ahogh. Ahogh. Ahogh. Ahogh. Ahogh. Ahogh.

Ahogh. Ahogh. [02:16:21.619] [SPEAKER_00] I don't like that roll. You're the wrong guy, so I'm going to work the color. [02:16:29.920] [SPEAKER_01] 7 plus 4, 11. Still dead.

Still dead? Dead. Good job, Miros. [02:16:43.280] [SPEAKER_06] Combats over. [02:16:49.100] [SPEAKER_03] We know, I go peek in the window here. I say [02:16:54.959] [SPEAKER_01] there's [02:16:55.360] [SPEAKER_03] more commotion in the city center.

[02:16:59.040] [SPEAKER_05] I'm going [02:16:59.500] [SPEAKER_01] to bogey in this house. [02:17:01.379] [SPEAKER_05] I'm [02:17:01.840] [SPEAKER_00] ready, an action. You want to use your action? No. [02:17:05.479] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, you didn't? Oh, then you want to use a search action?

No. Wait, what? Me? Yeah. No. My ballista one.

[02:17:12.819] [SPEAKER_00] You said. I still have my action. Okay. So I ready an action. [02:17:17.700] [SPEAKER_01] If I see this guy. My dream.

I'm going to [02:17:22.799] [SPEAKER_00] fire [02:17:24.799] [SPEAKER_04] bolt. [02:17:33.579] [SPEAKER_01] lend lend [02:17:34.319] [SPEAKER_03] lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend [02:17:49.799] [SPEAKER_01] lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend [02:17:50.860] [SPEAKER_03] lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend I'll look to the right as I'm going because I know the guy went there but I'm ignoring him for now. [02:18:11.360] [SPEAKER_01] His [02:18:11.819] [SPEAKER_02] stealth role was higher than anyone's past his receptions. He would have to throw him. Stealth role was higher than 17? Yup.

[02:18:21.100] [SPEAKER_01] Technically you should have never seen him because I forgot that he had a plus 6 to stealth. So [02:18:26.540] [SPEAKER_02] my earlier rules I under counted as [02:18:29.780] [SPEAKER_03] bonus on the part of the stats of the builder sorting. [02:18:35.260] [SPEAKER_01] I [02:18:35.819] [SPEAKER_03] forgot to use myself. [02:18:38.360] [SPEAKER_01] I was fair about it though, I didn't retroactively un -fuck myself. [02:18:47.000] [SPEAKER_04] I don't know why I'm not playing. [02:18:57.260] [SPEAKER_01] All right.

So you ready? Wait. [02:19:09.500] [SPEAKER_06] I will. You have your blue guy I think you started using. Oh, I am. For whatever reason.

I am not going to do this. I [02:19:18.479] [SPEAKER_01] am not going to do this. I am not going to do this. Uh, shall we? Uh, [02:19:26.579] [SPEAKER_00] so we're going to go with service this house. So you guys are against us just burning this house down?

I [02:19:31.840] [SPEAKER_01] am not against it. Don't burn my [02:19:33.319] [SPEAKER_00] house down the [02:19:34.000] [SPEAKER_01] water. [02:19:34.459] [SPEAKER_00] Everything else is burning? We should blame it on the government. Everything is [02:19:38.819] [SPEAKER_04] burning. Sorry.

What are we here for? Broken windows. There you go. It's chaos. Standard key. [02:19:47.139] [SPEAKER_05] I would probably have this follow up.

[02:19:49.239] [SPEAKER_01] What [02:19:49.719] [SPEAKER_04] is [02:19:50.020] [SPEAKER_06] wrong? [02:19:50.319] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. [02:19:51.559] [SPEAKER_00] Um, but we know that there's a, [02:19:53.379] [SPEAKER_01] there's a Ben. Yeah. It's like a sneak attack. Yeah, but he seems like [02:19:55.879] [SPEAKER_00] he's [02:19:56.280] [SPEAKER_01] given [02:19:56.840] [SPEAKER_00] up to fight.

Nah. You do what you want. There he is. So Shalvis looks in there. [02:20:04.180] [SPEAKER_05] What is that? [02:20:05.200] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, that's the back door.

Yeah, that's the back door. [02:20:07.219] [SPEAKER_05] And does a search action. [02:20:10.639] [SPEAKER_01] At a closed door. [02:20:12.159] [SPEAKER_05] Oh, in the door. Okay. Yeah, it's closed.

[02:20:15.840] [SPEAKER_00] It is locked. Oh, it is locked. Oh, it is locked. Yeah. Oh, okay. [02:20:19.260] [SPEAKER_01] People lock their doors in this one.

They're small too. Hmm. Hmm. It's like a thousand. It's like a hundred. It's like a hundred.

It's locked. [02:20:29.520] [SPEAKER_00] Okay, but what? Even or odd? [02:20:31.340] [SPEAKER_01] You pick. [02:20:32.739] [SPEAKER_00] Uh, [02:20:33.860] [SPEAKER_04] odd is a lot of two doors. What?

Come on, but it's a natural one. [02:20:39.979] [SPEAKER_01] Alright. It's like a door they never use. It's always locked. Okay. Does Shalvis have those filters?

[02:20:47.700] [SPEAKER_05] Oh. Um. [02:20:49.440] [SPEAKER_01] I don't know if he does or not. [02:20:50.840] [SPEAKER_05] Probably not. Oh, he's drinking. I don't [02:20:56.139] [SPEAKER_01] know if he's going to hang on.

[02:20:56.899] [SPEAKER_03] You [02:20:57.079] [SPEAKER_01] should [02:20:57.239] [SPEAKER_02] check that [02:20:57.659] [SPEAKER_01] out. [02:20:59.159] [SPEAKER_05] There's [02:20:59.639] [SPEAKER_03] no more daggers left. [02:21:04.420] [SPEAKER_01] I [02:21:04.899] [SPEAKER_03] can [02:21:05.000] [SPEAKER_01] use this for advantage or [02:21:06.059] [SPEAKER_05] something. [02:21:06.620] [SPEAKER_03] Right? How's this work? [02:21:07.979] [SPEAKER_05] Yeah.

It doesn't say anything about the use tool. [02:21:11.159] [SPEAKER_01] It doesn't say he doesn't. [02:21:12.600] [SPEAKER_05] It doesn't say he doesn't. Yeah. Where'd he get this? Someone brought that from Africa.

[02:21:20.379] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, sweet. Oh, sweet. Oh, sweet. [02:21:21.260] [SPEAKER_06] Is [02:21:21.940] [SPEAKER_00] it actually currency from? No, it's not like that. [02:21:24.780] [SPEAKER_01] What is it?

It's a coin with the elephant on it. Yeah. [02:21:28.579] [SPEAKER_00] DQ. Yeah. Friend who is from the elephant. [02:21:32.579] [SPEAKER_01] So are we dash?

[02:21:33.840] [SPEAKER_05] Are we making a dash? [02:21:34.819] [SPEAKER_01] Are we forgetting this guy in the middle? I think we could move in. [02:21:39.059] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. So I'm going to dash. He'll come back to haunt us at something.

I'm going to dash following cause. How far [02:21:45.680] [SPEAKER_01] does that go? A thousand five. We have a chance. Double your movement. Okay.

Let's just lock all the doors. [02:21:53.700] [SPEAKER_03] To clarify, I don't see anything when I do this over there. [02:21:57.079] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Are you guys just collectively moving out of this area? Leaving the bugbear behind? [02:22:01.540] [SPEAKER_03] Because [02:22:01.639] [SPEAKER_00] we don't have to do this in initiative order.

Right. I'm all for moving along. [02:22:09.079] [SPEAKER_03] I'm looking along. True. Let's move along. [02:22:12.799] [SPEAKER_00] Let's split the [02:22:13.600] [SPEAKER_03] parties.

Perfect. [02:22:18.219] [SPEAKER_00] Oh [02:22:18.700] [SPEAKER_01] god. I did [02:22:19.520] [SPEAKER_00] it. [02:22:22.520] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. You guys are heading towards the center of town. [02:22:26.280] [SPEAKER_02] So we're no longer in initiative?

[02:22:29.180] [SPEAKER_01] No longer in the top. I was going to say I'm going to cast parts too. You're going to re -roll. Initiative. I'm going to just do all of the other things. I [02:22:38.899] [SPEAKER_03] short rest on the way.

[02:22:40.420] [SPEAKER_02] Same [02:22:40.899] [SPEAKER_01] number [02:22:41.159] [SPEAKER_02] of [02:22:41.280] [SPEAKER_01] enemies. [02:22:43.180] [SPEAKER_02] So who is everybody here? Is this somebody on our team? That's Naxene. My friend. [02:22:56.639] [SPEAKER_01] I'm going [02:22:57.120] [SPEAKER_03] to put a lot of effort [02:23:03.559] [SPEAKER_01] into it.

Yeah. Okay. Let's use it. What? [02:23:09.219] [SPEAKER_02] What? What are we doing?

We put a lot of effort into it. [02:23:14.200] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. [02:23:15.260] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah. Okay. Let's use it. [02:23:17.739] [SPEAKER_01] What?

Up here? These guys [02:23:20.780] [SPEAKER_02] are [02:23:20.920] [SPEAKER_00] still left. So, um. No, no. We're still all these people are starting. As you guys are moving down, you can see goblins coming up.

Basically, there's like, [02:23:31.120] [SPEAKER_01] we'll say when you get down, let's say it's like you guys go down a couple blocks, right? Okay. And now you're at a similar set of houses. [02:23:39.879] [SPEAKER_02] So, Orin has left the party? [02:23:42.559] [SPEAKER_01] Uh, if you guys choose, that's whoever's currently rolling Orin can decide that. [02:23:45.440] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, he's [02:23:45.899] [SPEAKER_01] gone.

Okay. [02:23:47.079] [SPEAKER_02] We're moving all these guys up then? Yeah, sure. [02:23:50.659] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Here, we, well, we can replace [02:23:52.200] [SPEAKER_02] them. We don't have to.

[02:23:54.399] [SPEAKER_01] You're just, okay. So, here's what you're going to come up on. Bye -bye horses. [02:24:01.899] [SPEAKER_03] Bye -bye horses. Bye -bye horses. [02:24:09.739] [SPEAKER_01] Okay.

We've got. [02:24:19.959] [SPEAKER_03] This house. This is going [02:24:29.559] [SPEAKER_02] to be on top of this tall building. [02:24:33.760] [SPEAKER_01] Wait, who's [02:24:34.260] [SPEAKER_02] there? Very tall. So, the monsters you just fought, they had just like ransacked the, basically the grove where you had grown the plants.

And they had with them like giant pumpkins and all that magical shit that sprouted out of the ground [02:24:47.319] [SPEAKER_04] from work. These ones look like they are in the process of raiding houses. So, you've got this like ogre here who's trying to rip a door off its frame. And the goblins and bugbears waiting outside to dive in. And you've got [02:25:06.540] [SPEAKER_01] another house where that's already occurred. We'll say the door is on this side so it makes sense.

The door has been busted open. And then, in this one the house is like, because he's ripped the door off its frame, it's kind of like affected the structure of the house. And it is like ready to cave in. [02:25:35.159] [SPEAKER_00] One replaced fire bolt. [02:25:41.059] [SPEAKER_05] Oh, now you're okay with this [02:25:42.479] [SPEAKER_00] guy. I can't tell you.

This one's lost Alex. This house is already condemned. It's a pretty difficult [02:25:49.459] [SPEAKER_01] hole. We're really doing a sort of a spider. And then the source of the fire, there are, if you guys remember, there's Liffra Lassa's grove here. And so he's over there.

So like this is the circle of trees ends right here. And two of his tree -ant friends are currently on fire. [02:26:08.299] [SPEAKER_00] And [02:26:08.860] [SPEAKER_06] there are [02:26:09.500] [SPEAKER_00] a number of goblins with torches. [02:26:14.719] [SPEAKER_01] And one bugbear over here tormenting the tree -ants that are on fire. That's everyone's health. I [02:26:27.399] [SPEAKER_03] have [02:26:27.520] [SPEAKER_04] taken zero damage.

Do you think the end? [02:26:30.540] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, I took some damage. [02:26:32.479] [SPEAKER_04] I'm doing pretty well. We've got [02:26:34.420] [SPEAKER_05] 53 out of 58. I took a club in the face. [02:26:42.860] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah.

I can do it. Does our bless, are we still blessed? I think so. It lasts for an hour. No. Sorry.

It lasts for a minute. So maybe [02:26:56.780] [SPEAKER_01] not. [02:26:58.120] [SPEAKER_03] It's 10 rounds. It's a lot. I don't know if we went around 10. [02:27:02.399] [SPEAKER_01] Maybe we did.

[02:27:03.420] [SPEAKER_03] I don't know if we've gone through. [02:27:08.000] [SPEAKER_00] 10 rounds of turns. It's probably like through, like, just. By [02:27:12.000] [SPEAKER_01] the time [02:27:12.180] [SPEAKER_00] we get over here though, [02:27:13.139] [SPEAKER_03] we'll [02:27:13.260] [SPEAKER_01] probably [02:27:13.420] [SPEAKER_03] do more than [02:27:14.500] [SPEAKER_00] four. [02:27:15.840] [SPEAKER_03] I'll say three. [02:27:19.139] [SPEAKER_01] I [02:27:19.620] [SPEAKER_03] like that.

[02:27:21.139] [SPEAKER_01] Sounds good. How many [02:27:22.659] [SPEAKER_03] rounds of the tree -ant friends? [02:27:24.579] [SPEAKER_07] Do you have? [02:27:26.600] [SPEAKER_01] 10 exactly. I don't know. Roll it at d10 plus six.

I don't think it's about 10. Oh. And solve the record. Yeah. Thanks. [02:27:43.399] [SPEAKER_03] How dare you?

[02:27:47.120] [SPEAKER_01] 4. 4. Did you get 4 and? [02:27:50.479] [SPEAKER_03] 4 plus [02:27:51.239] [SPEAKER_01] 6 is 10. This is wrong. Let's see.

Next scene, I've used and and and and [02:28:03.399] [SPEAKER_07] and [02:28:03.680] [SPEAKER_00] and and and and and and and and and and and and! and Is he really this far away? No, he can move in. Put him in the middle. And then these guys around him. [02:28:12.260] [SPEAKER_01] I'm not [02:28:12.760] [SPEAKER_05] going to let it creep in through the fire.

Yeah, those are the flaming treants. [02:28:15.959] [SPEAKER_00] Can we flip it over? I wrote 10. I have used up [02:28:20.079] [SPEAKER_01] that. And then we spread the goblins around. OK, so [02:28:24.120] [SPEAKER_03] they're tormenting them.

[02:28:26.739] [SPEAKER_02] A minute and six rounds or 10 rounds? Is that easy? Is that good? [02:28:30.020] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. [02:28:31.459] [SPEAKER_01] I'm going to use 10 rounds. Still here.

Yeah, these guys are. So he's actively trying to turn the [02:28:36.959] [SPEAKER_05] door off. Hasn't succeeded yet. And these guys are waiting to go in. This other house, they've succeeded already. And then these guys are just [02:28:44.620] [SPEAKER_01] being mean, teasing the treants.

And then. There's nothing going on here. This is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely, this is futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futilely futile futilely futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile futile fut [02:29:43.559] [SPEAKER_07] Okay. [02:29:51.940] [SPEAKER_01] So, orange is now going to be, we're just going to need the same marker, but it's liverless now. Okay. And let's roll our initiatives.

Okay. Roll initiative again? Yep. That's a much better. 22. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And toss or fist? [02:30:40.000] [SPEAKER_03] Two. [02:30:40.739] [SPEAKER_01] Two.

Two. Three. Three. Three. Three. Three.

Three. Three. [02:31:16.680] [SPEAKER_07] Three. One. One. Yes.

[02:31:27.100] [SPEAKER_01] The freaking guards. Seriously. There is one guard, sorry two guards here, one of them dead, the other is not engaging, terrified, standing, and they are balls. [02:31:50.639] [SPEAKER_00] I'm going to use my first action to hold that guard. [02:31:56.059] [SPEAKER_03] Do you have scissors, Nick, or anyone? [02:31:58.319] [SPEAKER_07] I do have scissors.

I do [02:31:59.139] [SPEAKER_01] not. This is the cowardly guard. Naxene yells, fight you coward! [02:32:13.079] [SPEAKER_02] Remind me, even though it's bonus actions, you can only catch one spell per turn. [02:32:19.159] [SPEAKER_01] One spell per turn, yes. Even if they are bonus actions.

And that is our initiative order. So Taz, Orin, [02:32:39.500] [SPEAKER_03] or Lippurlis. What about the treants? [02:32:48.420] [SPEAKER_01] You guys can position yourselves. You don't have to be all crowded back here. Oh, okay.

[02:32:56.600] [SPEAKER_05] I want to see where Hal will position himself. He knows he's going to put himself right. [02:33:03.819] [SPEAKER_03] Just make sure you're like at least one turn away from the, [02:33:09.340] [SPEAKER_01] right, so more than 30 feet away from any of the. [02:33:31.139] [SPEAKER_05] A wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall [02:33:32.760] [SPEAKER_04] wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall The secret is monster. Five, ten. So he's saying he's saying he's right here.

[02:33:43.219] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. You always have 30 feet from the nearest monster, so you're [02:33:46.239] [SPEAKER_04] like [02:33:46.440] [SPEAKER_02] one turn away. [02:33:47.319] [SPEAKER_00] Right. [02:33:50.000] [SPEAKER_01] Five, ten, fifteen. [02:33:51.280] [SPEAKER_00] This isn't a monster, right? This isn't a monster.

Oh, it is. [02:33:53.860] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, those are representing new bugbears. [02:33:56.079] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, okay. Should we swap out the [02:33:58.340] [SPEAKER_01] bugbears? And you know what? That's [02:34:00.879] [SPEAKER_00] a good idea, though.

Keep it consistent. It's confusing. [02:34:07.860] [SPEAKER_05] Are [02:34:08.500] [SPEAKER_01] those two bugbears? One more. You beware. These guys are?

There's one more bugbears. There we go. What are those? Those are villagers. Also known as the scumables. Thank you.

It's off of your shoes. Did you want this guy outside? No, I wanted him. [02:34:40.260] [SPEAKER_05] Who's [02:34:40.739] [SPEAKER_00] that? [02:34:43.200] [SPEAKER_01] It's my tidal wave. Wait a second.

[02:34:46.079] [SPEAKER_00] Can we just agree that there's going to be some collateral damage here? Where we didn't start [02:34:53.100] [SPEAKER_01] this war? Don't kill anybody. [02:34:57.579] [SPEAKER_05] Immersion. Would you kill one soldier? Did you kill two goblins and a soldier?

I can be a soldier, yes. I'm sure he's really [02:35:08.879] [SPEAKER_01] switching. Who's this? Pause. [02:35:12.360] [SPEAKER_04] You know. Did you switch for the [02:35:15.600] [SPEAKER_01] last minute or anything?

[02:35:22.840] [SPEAKER_03] Alright. Am I allowed to take my action? Yep. Okay. I'm going to cast tidal wave here. Which should hit this, this, this, this, this, and this.

So three goblins and two bugbears and ogre guy. So we have to take saving throws. Yep. [02:35:48.920] [SPEAKER_01] How many are there? There are six. Six.

And two of them are bugbears? [02:35:54.879] [SPEAKER_03] Two are bugbears, one ogre, three goblins. [02:35:58.700] [SPEAKER_01] There's one ogre. Okay, here's the bugbears. 17, 16, both saving. Here's the ogre.

Check the bales. And then you said three goblins? [02:36:16.459] [SPEAKER_06] Mm -hmm. [02:36:19.360] [SPEAKER_01] And they all fail. So [02:36:21.840] [SPEAKER_06] two bugbears succeed, everyone else. [02:36:24.360] [SPEAKER_03] So 48, so eight.

That's good. Twelve. Sixteen. [02:36:36.659] [SPEAKER_01] Twenty. So twenty for the people who didn't save ten, for the ones who did. [02:36:42.579] [SPEAKER_00] And will [02:36:43.440] [SPEAKER_03] you move them?

Or they just got prone, huh? They get prone if [02:36:47.219] [SPEAKER_01] they did not save. [02:36:49.819] [SPEAKER_03] The bugbears are still up. The bugbears are still up. Mm -hmm. [02:36:54.340] [SPEAKER_01] And they take ten.

They take ten. And the ogre takes twenty. Ogre takes twenty. Ogre takes twenty. [02:37:01.079] [SPEAKER_03] Ogre takes twenty. The goblins all take twenty.

The goblins are all dead. [02:37:14.639] [SPEAKER_01] And the goblin's dead or alive. They're all dead. The one's dead. Yeah. All the goblins are dead.

[02:37:25.620] [SPEAKER_03] And um, yeah, he wasn't in the spells area. This one's dead? No, he wasn't in the area. [02:37:31.040] [SPEAKER_01] It was like, oh. No, he's prone. Oh, okay.

[02:37:33.979] [SPEAKER_03] So, water spreads out thirty feet in all directions from the spell. And it washes over this guy and this guy. Does that extinguish them? [02:37:43.739] [SPEAKER_01] Uh, it will on their turn. They're gonna like, use their action to roll around the water and get all extinguished. [02:37:50.540] [SPEAKER_03] Okay.

I mean, sweet. Um, it is their turn though. Are they moving with him or are they moving [02:37:58.020] [SPEAKER_01] with... No, they're gonna move on initiative twenty. All of the like, villagers and horses and everything are gonna move on twenty. Okay.

The treants are gonna be non -combatants. [02:38:06.620] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, [02:38:06.700] [SPEAKER_02] okay. They're out of the fight. But you saved their lives, so. Alright. [02:38:11.379] [SPEAKER_01] Um.

I'm gonna say that [02:38:14.239] [SPEAKER_04] they [02:38:14.440] [SPEAKER_01] had... [02:38:21.600] [SPEAKER_04] I'm feeling extra. [02:38:22.799] [SPEAKER_03] I'm right. I'm loading my... [02:38:25.299] [SPEAKER_04] I'm [02:38:25.739] [SPEAKER_03] loading my... Oh, the left -a -loss.

Yep. So, he moves forward and then goes after that. [02:38:29.799] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Keep in mind that's huge reach. I think it's like a big reach. [02:38:33.440] [SPEAKER_03] How [02:38:33.620] [SPEAKER_01] much...

It should stay on his attack. Say reach. Five feet. Ten feet. Reach. [02:38:41.719] [SPEAKER_03] Ten feet.

[02:38:42.979] [SPEAKER_01] One target. Yeah. [02:38:44.420] [SPEAKER_03] So, it's like a big reach. So, it doesn't have to be right next to it. He can be a square away from it. Okay.

Multi attack for a slam. Um. [02:38:53.040] [SPEAKER_04] It's like walking in the middle. [02:38:54.860] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, he does two slam attacks. Alright. This goblin's getting a little fucked up.

Maybe. Alright. Plus six. Uh, six. Uh, sorry. Eighteen.

That's... Okay. And... Uh, fourteen. [02:39:10.899] [SPEAKER_01] Misses. Alright.

Uh. Hit is... 3d6 plus four. Two. That's [02:39:17.840] [SPEAKER_03] good. Two.

Maybe not. Two. Maybe not. Six. Uh, plus four. Ten damage.

[02:39:27.399] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, that's good. Yeah. [02:39:28.899] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. [02:39:30.180] [SPEAKER_01] The goblin's all have to seven HP. [02:39:36.520] [SPEAKER_03] Uh. [02:39:38.319] [SPEAKER_01] His move speed is only 20 feet, so...

He can move a little bit after that, right? Three. So he was there. One. Two. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Uh, villagers are gonna move randomly. [02:40:00.479] [SPEAKER_00] What [02:40:00.979] [SPEAKER_06] do [02:40:01.020] [SPEAKER_05] I [02:40:01.120] [SPEAKER_00] use? [02:40:02.120] [SPEAKER_06] Run around. Panicating.

[02:40:03.299] [SPEAKER_05] Is this idiot just hanging out in there? Well... In this corner? [02:40:07.520] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. [02:40:07.920] [SPEAKER_05] That's fine. Really random.

He's gonna take a height option. Uh, this horse... I'm gonna [02:40:13.799] [SPEAKER_01] come stampeding through this area. So... You three all make dexterity setting throws. Uh...

Looking for our d12. 13. 14 plus... 17. Something. Okay.

So if you save, nothing happens. But if you fail, it'll take two, you take 11. [02:40:48.340] [SPEAKER_02] What was the save? [02:40:49.760] [SPEAKER_01] Uh, what about... Do I need to roll... Is this...

No, he's not. It's just these three creatures. Uh, sorry. Uh, sorry. Uh, sorry. Uh, sorry.

I'm gonna take five... Six... Pledgeding. Six. [02:41:04.319] [SPEAKER_02] Six. [02:41:06.440] [SPEAKER_01] Um...

Okay, you know what I did, right? Nope. [02:41:08.600] [SPEAKER_02] Uh, just, um... Oh, you gotta save. [02:41:11.059] [SPEAKER_04] Oh, good. And this villager two...

Jumped over the bus. They just died. That's the impression. [02:41:19.139] [SPEAKER_01] On the bus. Currently villager body count. Is that one?

What would you have? Counting villager body snap. It's a minus. You get minus 10 XP. You can't do that. Uh, C2...

That would be bugbearers. So... [02:41:44.879] [SPEAKER_07] Ah, looks like we got some adventurers! Wanna tango! Um... [02:41:54.479] [SPEAKER_01] What's that?

The bug... One of the bugbearers. Yeah. Um... We got one that goes, [02:42:02.139] [SPEAKER_06] SURPRISE MOTHERFUCKER! [02:42:04.540] [SPEAKER_02] Wait...

I swear to god, [02:42:06.940] [SPEAKER_01] I [02:42:07.040] [SPEAKER_00] was [02:42:07.200] [SPEAKER_01] gonna cast no key objects. [02:42:09.459] [SPEAKER_02] Cause I was like, I don't like this. [02:42:11.139] [SPEAKER_00] Is that the one that we left behind? We should've burned the fucking house down, you guys. Guess who we were gonna get. Uh...

[02:42:20.700] [SPEAKER_01] Let's see. This guy's gonna come bite the tree! So we got attack one. You know? [02:42:53.540] [SPEAKER_05] You know [02:42:54.239] [SPEAKER_01] first. No miss.

Attack on Sheamus. Sheamus. Sheamus. Oh, great. I don't bring it for that. I'm fucking bringing it.

It's for [02:43:11.920] [SPEAKER_05] me, okay? [02:43:14.059] [SPEAKER_06] You were [02:43:14.739] [SPEAKER_05] with us. [02:43:15.459] [SPEAKER_01] And neutral. Slash. What? My name is Monsters.

Excuse me. I can't be with you. That's not fun for me. So this guy's got a morning star. Just so you know. So we can imagine it as it cracks down on Sheamus.

Sheamus. Doing 2d8 plus 2. What is that? 13 plus 2. 14. 14.

[02:43:53.559] [SPEAKER_00] What? Plus 2? [02:43:57.879] [SPEAKER_01] You're not fighting. [02:44:00.459] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah, plus 2. So 8. What is that?

15. On Sheamus. Okay. And then we got 1 on [02:44:11.159] [SPEAKER_01] Miros. What's his AC? [02:44:18.420] [SPEAKER_02] Your AC?

I don't know. [02:44:21.540] [SPEAKER_01] His [02:44:21.659] [SPEAKER_02] AC is 10. [02:44:23.280] [SPEAKER_01] Catch him. Oh. That was critical. I forgot.

So also on Sheamus. 7. 7 more. [02:44:34.459] [SPEAKER_04] Dead. Or he's [02:44:36.139] [SPEAKER_01] down. [02:44:36.520] [SPEAKER_04] He's down.

[02:44:37.000] [SPEAKER_01] That's not [02:44:37.479] [SPEAKER_04] dead. That's how much [02:44:38.020] [SPEAKER_02] damage he takes? 7? [02:44:40.600] [SPEAKER_01] No, he takes 12. Wait, who takes 12? [02:44:50.200] [SPEAKER_02] 13, 14.

[02:44:51.600] [SPEAKER_04] It's okay. He only had 7 in the woods. [02:44:54.280] [SPEAKER_07] He dead? Yeah, he dead. Wait, [02:44:56.579] [SPEAKER_01] who else? Down.

Miros. Taking NPCs down, left and right. All right, now it's time to cut that tree down. What's his 18? 13. Miss.

And a miss. [02:45:11.659] [SPEAKER_05] I missed a tree. [02:45:14.159] [SPEAKER_01] Is that all? [02:45:16.459] [SPEAKER_00] Wait, who's, uh, which one of your guys has done? The black. The black.

Yeah. Yeah. [02:45:24.700] [SPEAKER_05] Okay. Are we doing [02:45:27.260] [SPEAKER_01] same for the emphases or no? [02:45:31.840] [SPEAKER_05] Do you guys [02:45:32.420] [SPEAKER_00] want to? You guys want to keep him alive?

Yeah. Let's do it. More drama. [02:45:36.780] [SPEAKER_06] Yeah. [02:45:37.440] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Do I get [02:45:38.959] [SPEAKER_00] 3?

So Miros can make his death save. It's on his turn now. It's his turn now. That's good. [02:45:46.139] [SPEAKER_02] What do I roll? 20?

[02:45:47.520] [SPEAKER_01] Well, d10. Yeah, d20. It's got to be, um, [02:45:51.040] [SPEAKER_02] 10 or higher. I think [02:45:53.579] [SPEAKER_01] I got one save. Okay. Okay.

So I'm going to cast Spiritual Weapon. Okay. Oh. [02:46:08.079] [SPEAKER_04] This sucks. This is, [02:46:13.120] [SPEAKER_02] this is, what sucks? This [02:46:15.420] [SPEAKER_05] is you, right?

Oh, no. This is a bad guy or a good guy? Yeah. Okay. Oh, no. It still sucks.

If I move away, I'm going to take an attack. [02:46:23.680] [SPEAKER_00] He's going. Yeah. That's the guy that we should have killed by burning the house down. But we didn't. We should have stopped it.

We're going to go on. And who paid the price. Poor Miros. [02:46:40.319] [SPEAKER_02] So, this is a bonus action. That means I can do a melee attack on this guy, right? [02:46:44.399] [SPEAKER_06] Mm -hmm.

I've got so many casts. This one right here. [02:46:51.299] [SPEAKER_02] And then, it doesn't get to turn this round, right? It does. Oh, it does? Mm -hmm.

There you go. You can tackle that right away. Reflectable. So, Drift Weapon, 1d8. And that's not concentration, for sure. Pretty small.

1d8 plus your spellcasting modifier. Spellcasting is wisdom. [02:47:12.959] [SPEAKER_06] Mm -hmm. So, that's Puck 4. So, 1d plus... [02:47:17.899] [SPEAKER_02] He's got a top roll.

Six hits. Eight. [02:47:31.200] [SPEAKER_01] What size category are the bugbears? [02:47:35.200] [SPEAKER_02] Ooh, an [02:47:36.040] [SPEAKER_01] eight. Medium. Nice.

So, this one takes eight damage. Eight damage? [02:47:41.760] [SPEAKER_02] And then... The shillelagh is... 1d8 plus 3, [02:47:49.180] [SPEAKER_01] I think? Maybe...

Did you already pass shillelagh? No, no, no. I'm [02:47:53.020] [SPEAKER_02] sorry. I just meant, like... The... I would get the pass thing.

[02:47:58.420] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. [02:47:58.899] [SPEAKER_02] It's not a shillelagh. It's just your quarterstaff. [02:48:03.079] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. So, I would do... [02:48:05.180] [SPEAKER_02] 1d6.

[02:48:07.559] [SPEAKER_01] Tactical? [02:48:10.120] [SPEAKER_02] 15. [02:48:12.520] [SPEAKER_01] Plus... Uh... It's at least plus one. Okay.

[02:48:17.520] [SPEAKER_02] This is plus two. Yeah. Okay. So, your strength, right? Yeah. Okay.

So, 17. Yep. Hits. And then, 1d6. 3d6. Hits.

[02:48:30.920] [SPEAKER_01] If you get a six, he's dead. I'm gonna 3. Okay. What's the total 5? [02:48:39.020] [SPEAKER_02] And that's what it's plus... [02:48:42.100] [SPEAKER_01] It's plus your strength.

Plus... Yeah. So, plus zero. So, just three. So, actually, when you get it out, it's 6. Sorry.

Sorry about being incorrect. It's okay. [02:48:56.079] [SPEAKER_02] Fuck. Somebody kill that guy. [02:48:58.000] [SPEAKER_01] Uh... He goes, says, somebody kill that guy.

Okay. Goblins. So, two. Attack the tree. One hit. One miss.

Five damage. Piercing with a... Short bow. [02:49:22.940] [SPEAKER_03] How much hill? I mean... [02:49:25.299] [SPEAKER_01] I don't know.

And then... This guy pops out and... Pops out of his legs. He's small. I [02:49:38.340] [SPEAKER_03] can't wait to 3d print. That's gonna be tough.

But the small ones are just hard to... [02:49:46.579] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Yeah, I mean, they'll be low poly. I don't care too much about that. They won't look great. He's attacking...

Yeah. Oh, great goal. Oh, my God. You son of a bitch. [02:50:05.379] [SPEAKER_03] Did the blast help on AC? No.

Nope. I'm starting to hate the trance. [02:50:09.219] [SPEAKER_01] Oh. 6 plus 2... 8. Strike my pulse.

[02:50:16.139] [SPEAKER_03] Oh. [02:50:18.299] [SPEAKER_01] Which HP you got? [02:50:20.020] [SPEAKER_03] I'm down to 10. [02:50:21.680] [SPEAKER_05] Oh, I'm down to 10. [02:50:32.600] [SPEAKER_01] We got 3 shots on how? Miss.

Miss. Miss. Miss. And... No more goblins. Howl shallows.

Shallows death save? [02:50:54.379] [SPEAKER_00] Oh. What is that? [02:50:56.079] [SPEAKER_01] Just roll d20. See what you get. 10 or 100.

Okay. 1 out of 3 saves. 8. 1 out of 3 saves. 8. 9.

10. 10. [02:51:04.399] [SPEAKER_00] So you got to do that 3 times and then... [02:51:07.159] [SPEAKER_01] Yep. Stable. [02:51:08.260] [SPEAKER_00] And then he stabilizes.

Okay. Still out. [02:51:11.520] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. And [02:51:11.840] [SPEAKER_00] then Howl's turn. Uh, okay. So I am...

Are we still blessed? Did we already decide that? Yep. Okay. So I'm gonna attack this. Sean decided.

[02:51:22.200] [SPEAKER_01] Well, by my count, we only did like 5 rounds. Sounds fine. Sounds great. 5 more rounds. This is 1. [02:51:28.879] [SPEAKER_00] 19 plus 3.

So what my first attack hits. 2nd attack. Probably misses. 9. Oh wait, sorry. [02:51:39.100] [SPEAKER_05] 5.

Plus 7? Yeah, plus something. 16. So they both hit. [02:51:49.879] [SPEAKER_00] Uh... They're going with this guy?

Yep. This [02:51:52.920] [SPEAKER_05] guy right there. So... 1d8 plus 4 twice. So we got 7. [02:52:02.340] [SPEAKER_01] And...

5. Yeah. 5. 13. 13. So 13.

20. That guy is dead. [02:52:15.579] [SPEAKER_03] Uh... [02:52:16.020] [SPEAKER_05] Can we pull these guys off that are dead so we know what... [02:52:18.819] [SPEAKER_01] No, because their body is difficult to rank. [02:52:21.059] [SPEAKER_05] Ah, okay.

[02:52:26.780] [SPEAKER_01] Fizz and Noxine. [02:52:28.840] [SPEAKER_05] Alright. [02:52:30.899] [SPEAKER_00] Mmmmm. What are you fizzed? Is it here? Yeah, here and Noxine's there.

[02:52:36.459] [SPEAKER_05] There's a Noxine? Yeah. And of course, when this dude is over there. [02:52:42.120] [SPEAKER_01] Uh... Noxine's gonna hit this guy. With the fireball.

Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh...

Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh...

Ahhhh... Ahhhh... Ahhhh... And then... Oh, the other two. Yeah, I'm good.

The Pondivirus. Yeah. How can you guys say... [02:53:35.840] [SPEAKER_05] Like, not quarantining those people? I took some Ivermix this morning. [02:53:40.180] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, you're fine.

[02:53:41.180] [SPEAKER_05] I think the fourth list is [02:53:42.899] [SPEAKER_01] not counted as a creature. I [02:53:46.899] [SPEAKER_05] think it would. It would. [02:53:49.120] [SPEAKER_01] It's not an object. [02:53:53.020] [SPEAKER_06] It would say when you cast it, you create an object or a creature, it'll say. That's a good one.

Let's see. It says... [02:54:05.379] [SPEAKER_01] It does not say creature. [02:54:07.780] [SPEAKER_00] Then I guess it'll assume object. [02:54:09.739] [SPEAKER_01] It says, you take an action to magically create a small or a tiny eldritch can. Okay.

[02:54:15.959] [SPEAKER_05] I'm going to say object. Okay. Does it have a cannon? That sounds like a [02:54:18.940] [SPEAKER_01] cannon. So not a creature. Because it doesn't have, like, stats.

[02:54:24.120] [SPEAKER_06] Right? [02:54:24.680] [SPEAKER_00] It doesn't have... [02:54:26.799] [SPEAKER_01] It does have stats, I guess. I mean, it has hit points. But so do you feel like that? Would an AI be a creature?

It's you. [02:54:43.959] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. It doesn't have... Yeah, objects have hit points. It doesn't have intelligence. [02:54:47.760] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah, [02:54:48.299] [SPEAKER_00] I think it's an object.

[02:54:49.399] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. It's like the spiritual weapon. It's a magical construct. Have you heard this song? [02:55:05.219] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. So what are you doing?

Time's ready. Yeah, yeah. And... And... [02:55:12.399] [SPEAKER_01] And... Uh...

Is it more balance? Hmm. All right, I'm going to try. [02:55:21.459] [SPEAKER_03] That's me. [02:55:30.299] [SPEAKER_04] I'm going to move there. This one did.

Yep. Oh, nice. I'm going to cast... [02:55:37.559] [SPEAKER_01] Thunder Wave. Actually, I'm going to do that. Yeah.

[02:55:44.940] [SPEAKER_04] No, you shouldn't. I can't do that. [02:55:46.520] [SPEAKER_07] Never mind. [02:55:47.500] [SPEAKER_04] Hey. Sorry. Uh...

[02:55:59.379] [SPEAKER_01] I'm going to cast Thunder Wave. You're going to hit me, Rose. Who? Oh. All right. [02:56:10.479] [SPEAKER_05] No, fine.

All right. Uh... [02:56:14.819] [SPEAKER_01] I have a collateral image. Firebolt. [02:56:22.920] [SPEAKER_05] Four plus a twelve. [02:56:26.680] [SPEAKER_01] Um...

It's going to affect that. Barbarian. Yeah. Uh... [02:56:35.379] [SPEAKER_00] It makes a range detect, so it's going [02:56:36.860] [SPEAKER_01] to disengage the choice of the attack guy. [02:56:38.819] [SPEAKER_06] Mm -hmm.

[02:56:45.719] [SPEAKER_01] All right. It's going to move one space bag. It's going to tap his track. It tap his track. It tap [02:56:54.040] [SPEAKER_00] his [02:56:55.639] [SPEAKER_01] track. Nine.

Nine. Yeah. [02:57:18.799] [SPEAKER_03] And then it's going to move. [02:57:20.719] [SPEAKER_01] It's going to move. It's a calorie construct. Yeah.

[02:57:28.159] [SPEAKER_03] It's the [02:57:28.559] [SPEAKER_01] most hardy. And the enemy. It's the first hand up. [02:57:53.059] [SPEAKER_05] 10, 12, [02:57:54.520] [SPEAKER_03] 20. Does the LC have a 10 foot reach? [02:57:59.920] [SPEAKER_01] No, he doesn't.

He's going to ready an action for when this guy moves out of the way. He's going to move up and attack that tree. And the other one. From his pool of six javelins. Uh -huh. He's going to throw one at hell.

Okay. Um. Lipperless and Tom. So, here's what I want to try. [02:58:47.600] [SPEAKER_03] I want to have Lipperless grapple and grab one of the bugbears and throw it at another creature. [02:58:53.879] [SPEAKER_01] Okay.

[02:58:55.600] [SPEAKER_03] Um. [02:58:56.819] [SPEAKER_01] So, it says it's DM discretion how it exactly works. But, I believe it would do a grapple check. And then like a thrown weapon attack roll against the target. Yeah. So, grapple.

So, it's going to be a strength contest. [02:59:14.579] [SPEAKER_03] He's going to grapple with this one. [02:59:16.940] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. So, they both roll strength. [02:59:21.639] [SPEAKER_03] Uh, 21. [02:59:23.260] [SPEAKER_01] 21 versus 22.

God damn it. [02:59:30.799] [SPEAKER_03] It just plus [02:59:32.000] [SPEAKER_01] four for strength. Does he have an advantage because of his size difference? [02:59:36.659] [SPEAKER_03] No. No. [02:59:40.899] [SPEAKER_05] That's a good thought.

[02:59:42.100] [SPEAKER_03] I'm not going to spend it. No, it's not worth it. He already rolled a 20. At the action, I guess. He doesn't do anything. Okay.

Uh, and then now I have a toss. Yeah. Um. Sorry. So, this is a good guy, right? [03:00:03.459] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah.

That's a good guy. Yeah. That's a bad guy. [03:00:06.059] [SPEAKER_04] I [03:00:06.200] [SPEAKER_00] guess [03:00:06.319] [SPEAKER_04] he's dead. That's a bad [03:00:07.180] [SPEAKER_03] guy. Dead.

[03:00:09.780] [SPEAKER_04] Is, uh, his other bad guy taking a game here? [03:00:12.780] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah, you have effects going, sir. Tough. No, it's... No, it's... No, it's...

No, it's all the crowding. It's foggy. [03:00:19.020] [SPEAKER_03] Um, no spells. Yeah. [03:00:23.239] [SPEAKER_02] So, if you take any damage at zero, if you fancy. [03:00:27.079] [SPEAKER_01] Um, it counts as a critical hit, and it'll do two automatic death saves.

Spare the nine. Or two fails. [03:00:37.260] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. So, [03:00:38.479] [SPEAKER_01] one, two, three, four... [03:00:42.239] [SPEAKER_03] God, I can't tell where it's in legal space. Is he...

Knocked down? Or is [03:00:47.860] [SPEAKER_01] this... [03:00:48.299] [SPEAKER_00] He's dead. [03:00:49.340] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, he's dead. Or unconscious. He's unconscious.

Oh, okay. I think this is good enough. Um, I'm gonna cast a ray of frost just at the nearest goblin here. [03:01:00.840] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. It's not a little... [03:01:05.219] [SPEAKER_03] One.

This is a [03:01:06.979] [SPEAKER_01] bonus. Thanks. Okay, twenty villagers. Here's move. Prantically... This horse...

What is this guy? That's the cow with the guard. There's not doing anything for that chance. Someone does something. Uh, this horse is gonna stampede down this alleyway. Let's see what it is.

It's here. [03:01:33.559] [SPEAKER_00] It's just gonna keep going. It's running from its flaming wagon that it's [03:01:37.459] [SPEAKER_03] following me. [03:01:41.200] [SPEAKER_01] Five, ten, fifteen, six... That's my cost of ten... Here's living.

[03:01:49.440] [SPEAKER_04] And 35, 30... Do you have a good point? 35, 34... There. [03:01:58.340] [SPEAKER_01] So... Uh...

Uh... Uh... Uh... How fizz make dexterity saving throws? Plus four. Plus d4.

Yeah. There's the... Blessed. Blessed is the best. Oh, man. Twenty four plus one.

Plus one plus your d4. Doesn't get you there. Oh, [03:02:24.840] [SPEAKER_06] you're not blessed. Yeah, the only one that's not blessed. [03:02:31.239] [SPEAKER_01] Uh... You had a DN or you had [03:02:32.940] [SPEAKER_03] a power.

Six damage. And I forgot that it's not too prone. Plus effect [03:02:37.000] [SPEAKER_01] grapple. [03:02:42.100] [SPEAKER_06] Uh... No, no, it doesn't. [03:02:43.899] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, but it does a skill check.

Okay. [03:02:46.940] [SPEAKER_06] Hold on. [03:02:48.399] [SPEAKER_01] If it does skill check, then yes. I have a thing. Um, and then, uh, [03:02:53.440] [SPEAKER_03] this goblin also has to make the thing. I don't [03:02:56.479] [SPEAKER_04] think it's a hook.

I'm... Which it fails. [03:03:02.159] [SPEAKER_01] It takes five. [03:03:03.780] [SPEAKER_03] The out effect. [03:03:05.659] [SPEAKER_01] Just that one didn't get hit and it was not. Well, no, this one is out of the way.

[03:03:12.059] [SPEAKER_00] And Shalmus gets two automatic, um, failures. So he's dead. [03:03:19.360] [SPEAKER_02] Nope. [03:03:19.780] [SPEAKER_00] If he [03:03:20.159] [SPEAKER_02] fails once more, he's dead. [03:03:22.120] [SPEAKER_00] If the horse hits me, you see my armor. [03:03:24.360] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, it's the first and [03:03:25.260] [SPEAKER_02] three.

Oh, it's the first and three. Yeah. He's doing something. He's doing something. [03:03:29.219] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. When the horse hits me, my armor glues pretty quickly.

So it frees me in place. And I expend a charge, uh, because it's infused with the armor of magical shrimp. So I can expend a charge to not be my thing. Okay. That's cool. And it is a reaction.

Finally came in handy. Then... Okay. Two is bugbear. So we got one, two, three of them left. So...

[03:04:00.639] [SPEAKER_02] Like the third one? [03:04:03.780] [SPEAKER_01] Gray guy. Small gray guy. [03:04:07.540] [SPEAKER_00] Okay. He's gonna attack her. Swamp it up.

Oh, so it's... [03:04:13.780] [SPEAKER_01] Misses. And then... Two swings on the tree. 19. It's true.

Yeah. Two swings. The critical. Go ahead. How [03:04:26.860] [SPEAKER_03] many hit points does the tree have? He's got quite a bit.

Um... Um... He's got 59 hit points. Okay. Two. He's [03:04:36.159] [SPEAKER_01] gonna do...

11. We have an epic. Plus... 48. So we got... 10.

10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10.

10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10.

10. 10. 10. 10. 10. 10.

10. 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 10 And then the ogre's getting ready to action. [03:05:12.979] [SPEAKER_03] 15 for the tackle of the candy. Misses. How [03:05:19.219] [SPEAKER_01] much damage was that in total? Did you just deliver?

18. [03:05:24.479] [SPEAKER_03] There wasn't 11 there? [03:05:26.180] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, 11 plus 6 put 2. Okay, that's 19. We'll take the 18. [03:05:35.040] [SPEAKER_07] No, no, it's 18.

Nice. Yeah, pretty insane. Alright, if you guys think you need the help. This ogre does... [03:05:49.079] [SPEAKER_01] This great club... 12 hit?

No. 13. Flucked it off your branches. Miro's death day. Yeah. [03:06:05.120] [SPEAKER_02] Yeah.

Because, um... Because... Equipping a weapon, that's an action, right? Interaction. Interaction. Interaction.

That's pretty... [03:06:12.379] [SPEAKER_01] It's like your one free action. Interaction. [03:06:15.639] [SPEAKER_02] Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. And then... Um... I'm going to... Equip my Shillelagh.

And then... Would you want to add two fails? Maybe both? Um... So you're [03:06:35.979] [SPEAKER_01] going to cast Shillelagh. With a spell.

Shillelagh with a spell. Turns your weapon into a magical. Okay. You don't need to worry about Shillelagh. [03:06:47.459] [SPEAKER_00] What? He's not part of our party.

It's [03:06:50.540] [SPEAKER_01] an extra action. I think it. [03:06:53.319] [SPEAKER_00] Uh... Yeah. But I mean... You'll never [03:06:55.940] [SPEAKER_01] find out about Calidarko.

She's a character of many interesting characters. Okay. [03:07:04.360] [SPEAKER_04] She's not... As an action, you can do that. Pour a potion of healing damage. You can.

Wait, really? Yeah. Don't need to just... Or you can just give him one of your... Points of... Way on hand.

Like... [03:07:20.579] [SPEAKER_06] Then my body count doesn't go up. [03:07:26.500] [SPEAKER_01] What's Eno doing? Cal only has one thing. [03:07:28.780] [SPEAKER_00] I'm going to go back to that. [03:07:37.260] [SPEAKER_01] What's Eno doing?

[03:07:48.180] [SPEAKER_02] Sorry. I was thinking... You know your Shillelagh? [03:07:51.200] [SPEAKER_00] You have that bumper. Yeah. [03:07:54.979] [SPEAKER_04] I'll be Shillelagh.

Um... Like the... [03:07:58.020] [SPEAKER_01] Yell Shillelagh when he does it? Yeah. [03:08:00.180] [SPEAKER_04] Like a [03:08:00.420] [SPEAKER_07] twine. Shillelagh.

[03:08:03.979] [SPEAKER_02] So when... [03:08:06.620] [SPEAKER_01] Your weapon becomes... Your weapon becomes... Breathed in magical green glowing energy. It grows larger... And protrudes spikes.

[03:08:16.700] [SPEAKER_06] Wow. [03:08:17.799] [SPEAKER_01] You can feel its weight become more balanced. Yet at the same time... You can feel that its swing carries more heft. As all of your natural magic forces... Coalesce into a single point...

At the tip of the club. [03:08:34.120] [SPEAKER_02] Mm -hmm. So this says 1D equals 4... But isn't that changed? [03:08:39.120] [SPEAKER_01] A [03:08:39.319] [SPEAKER_02] flock of birds... Flies out of the area.

I guess it is. My wisdom is plus 4. [03:08:46.860] [SPEAKER_01] The clouds come rolling in. You hear the screech of the lava. Oh... Retired.

Oh... Yes. Great. Oh, [03:08:54.979] [SPEAKER_00] nice. And you pick your foot. [03:09:00.379] [SPEAKER_02] Sancho -lely.

Mm -hmm. How does it pour? Is it... Is it... Uh... Plus 4?

Is it plus 4? How does it do something else? This is also... What am I... [03:09:14.459] [SPEAKER_01] Uh... So it's your...

Um... It adds... So... So did you roll the attack? Yeah, it was 18. 18, so d8 plus 4, yeah.

What is that? [03:09:29.579] [SPEAKER_02] Does that increase with your, um, That's what I was trying to find. [03:09:35.299] [SPEAKER_01] If not, then it's not. Because like your, uh, What is this right here? Plus 7. Plus 7.

[03:09:44.719] [SPEAKER_02] So that's your to hit. Okay. So that's what it's at now. Okay. So it's just one d8 plus 4. [03:09:52.899] [SPEAKER_01] Plus your, no, it should be, Is it?

Plus 1. Plus 5. Something is magical. What if it's sanitized? Yeah, it's not. Too late.

[03:10:12.239] [SPEAKER_02] Okay. Okay. Okay. That [03:10:14.719] [SPEAKER_01] was... Plus a [03:10:16.979] [SPEAKER_02] d8. Plus is a [03:10:18.920] [SPEAKER_01] d8.

Plus what? So 8. 8 damage. Magical damage. I can't cast another spell. [03:10:25.780] [SPEAKER_02] You know what?

If you were a vampire, you'd be really happy right now. [03:10:33.379] [SPEAKER_05] This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, [03:10:40.319] [SPEAKER_00] This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, [03:10:47.819] [SPEAKER_01] This, uh, This, uh, This, uh, [03:10:54.559] [SPEAKER_04] This, uh, This, uh, [03:10:58.319] [SPEAKER_01] This, uh, the horse? [03:11:01.700] [SPEAKER_04] Wait, did it run through that tunnel? [03:11:04.319] [SPEAKER_01] No, it didn't. It went around. Look at that stupid horse.

It's a panicked animal, it should feel bad for it. [03:11:15.219] [SPEAKER_02] Wait, do I need to roll an attack [03:11:17.360] [SPEAKER_01] for the spiritual weapon? Yes. [03:11:22.120] [SPEAKER_02] 13 for the [03:11:23.500] [SPEAKER_01] scoupler. Is there a bonus to that hit? Plus your spell [03:11:30.959] [SPEAKER_02] attack.

So plus 7. So 13 plus 7 hits. And then the goal was 8. 7 killed it. Cool. Okay.

[03:11:48.040] [SPEAKER_04] I think that's a good one. [03:11:52.959] [SPEAKER_01] One [03:11:53.780] [SPEAKER_02] goblins. Okay, we got [03:11:56.079] [SPEAKER_01] one. So another attack on hell. And then one on her. Is there anything?

[03:12:13.680] [SPEAKER_05] Uh, there is 13. [03:12:16.219] [SPEAKER_01] With the major one? Yeah. That's 5 damage. Any other goblins though? Oh those two.

Yep. Two of the tree. Miss, miss. You just get caught in the leaves and branches. Shalvis. [03:12:39.540] [SPEAKER_05] Shalvis.

You guys think I should lay hands on Shalvis? Or [03:12:47.120] [SPEAKER_06] I'm done? Oh my [03:12:47.420] [SPEAKER_03] God. He still got to deal with this guy. It would be nice to have the extra action. [03:12:54.500] [SPEAKER_05] I hear ya.

[03:12:56.860] [SPEAKER_04] He might die this safe. He might die this safe. He might die. He [03:13:03.500] [SPEAKER_05] failed twice. You have to attack hand damage [03:13:08.799] [SPEAKER_02] rolls of many attacks using that weapon. Were [03:13:16.239] [SPEAKER_01] you knocked [03:13:16.799] [SPEAKER_04] over?

[03:13:17.899] [SPEAKER_01] No. Yeah. Go on. [03:13:23.399] [SPEAKER_00] You're right there. Oh, are you knocked over by the carriage? Normally it's plus your strike.

But with the shalei wave. Oh, I should cure you. But since level 5, that's all kind of, it doesn't level up to you anymore. Yeah. On your next level, you should just drop it out for a cantrip. Yeah.

Well, [03:13:42.139] [SPEAKER_01] if you [03:13:42.559] [SPEAKER_00] have a potion [03:13:43.360] [SPEAKER_03] of healing. Well, it has to be tossed in there by someone. [03:13:47.219] [SPEAKER_01] Oh, it's in our party inventory. Yeah. What is it? You have a potion of healing in our party inventory.

What's [03:13:54.639] [SPEAKER_00] your idea? If you haven't decided, is somebody carrying the party inventory? [03:14:00.579] [SPEAKER_01] Yes. [03:14:01.020] [SPEAKER_06] If you [03:14:01.719] [SPEAKER_00] haven't canonically decided that, the fact I would bring it to a dice roll. I'll roll 1d4 and you have to choose whose inventory is going right now. [03:14:13.319] [SPEAKER_05] I guess we could.

50 [03:14:14.459] [SPEAKER_03] -50 is either because you're fine. Okay. 1, 2, 3, 4. 4. This is inventory. It's right here.

It's right here. [03:14:24.659] [SPEAKER_01] So you can just. [03:14:27.180] [SPEAKER_03] You just need to touch it? Is that how it works? With the fluid or do you need to actually drink it? You're going to drink it.

I actually drink it. [03:14:33.000] [SPEAKER_01] Oh wait, [03:14:33.500] [SPEAKER_03] one second. I thought you could throw it in an area and if it splashes on your heels. [03:14:38.139] [SPEAKER_04] I would say [03:14:38.840] [SPEAKER_01] in the future. No, you've got to dump it down there for a little bit. I would say [03:14:40.659] [SPEAKER_03] in the [03:14:40.899] [SPEAKER_01] future.

[03:14:41.440] [SPEAKER_03] This is important to spread the potion around. I don't want to get one. Yeah. It did. [03:14:48.180] [SPEAKER_01] I mean I had [03:14:48.979] [SPEAKER_05] to go there. [03:14:49.840] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah.

[03:14:50.600] [SPEAKER_01] Sure. [03:14:53.799] [SPEAKER_03] How [03:14:54.200] [SPEAKER_01] much is a deal actually? No, [03:14:55.659] [SPEAKER_03] it's a bonus actually. [03:14:57.059] [SPEAKER_02] I can definitely catch [03:14:57.739] [SPEAKER_03] it. The d4 plus [03:14:58.719] [SPEAKER_02] 4. I think the 4, is that right?

It's 1d4 plus 4. Oh, it's not much. [03:15:04.120] [SPEAKER_01] The potion? [03:15:04.899] [SPEAKER_00] No, it's actually 2d4. I think that's 2. I think that's 2.

[03:15:09.840] [SPEAKER_05] Ooh. Can we, well I mean you can just use that potion on Shalvis and then I can use my level 2. It says 2d4 plus 2. [03:15:20.299] [SPEAKER_01] Oh. I can't have my 4s and my 2s mixed up. [03:15:24.940] [SPEAKER_05] I said we use the [03:15:26.200] [SPEAKER_01] potion on Shalvis and I can heal, uh, [03:15:29.799] [SPEAKER_05] pause.

Is it a bonus action to give the [03:15:32.299] [SPEAKER_00] potion to somebody else? [03:15:33.819] [SPEAKER_04] Is it a potion? [03:15:35.280] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Yeah, we're up. What's your [03:15:36.239] [SPEAKER_00] reaction? [03:15:37.600] [SPEAKER_04] Wait, what?

I mean to... Can we administer it to someone? [03:15:41.200] [SPEAKER_05] No, that's an action for sure. You gotta like open their mouth and dump it in. Massage their throat and go down. [03:15:49.899] [SPEAKER_03] Get the CPR.

[03:15:51.260] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. [03:15:52.200] [SPEAKER_03] You gotta do the lost punch of revival. You guys seem lost. [03:15:57.219] [SPEAKER_04] Yeah. Wake up! Or you gotta do the like the cringling and the slapping in the face.

[03:16:01.639] [SPEAKER_01] Wake up, [03:16:02.000] [SPEAKER_07] don't you die. [03:16:02.719] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. You gotta hold him up by his feet. [03:16:04.540] [SPEAKER_04] And then they have the gasp of light. [03:16:10.180] [SPEAKER_01] And [03:16:10.579] [SPEAKER_02] then they cough up water for some reason. [03:16:12.399] [SPEAKER_01] But just so that we don't confuse the AI, that hasn't happened yet.

No, no. I'm just saying what would happen. [03:16:18.159] [SPEAKER_03] Now where's that spaghetti recipe? Yeah. Yeah. [03:16:22.200] [SPEAKER_01] Spaghetti [03:16:23.159] [SPEAKER_00] appealing.

There's two 13 field hit points. [03:16:29.139] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. [03:16:30.139] [SPEAKER_05] For Taz. And, um, and... I can't get around that. You can go.

So it's taking up the left to the left lane. Oh, okay. Yeah. [03:16:47.200] [SPEAKER_03] Pass on the breath. But it's taking up to, it's 10 wide. 5, 10, [03:16:52.219] [SPEAKER_05] 15, 20.

I'm standing behind this... ...breeding, floating, teething sword. Careful not to get in its way. [03:17:04.719] [SPEAKER_01] Use your action. [03:17:05.799] [SPEAKER_00] Okay. Uh, there's a next scene.

So wait, did you make a save for this again? Do you, do I need to make a save for him? Or if we're gonna [03:17:14.940] [SPEAKER_01] pour... Did we heal him? No, I didn't. He's gotta make a save on the drink.

Might be a new. [03:17:21.540] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, hey! So two saves, so the next player's gonna decide his face is... Yep. Oh, no, no, actually it's not, because we're gonna use a potion. [03:17:29.239] [SPEAKER_01] Okay.

[03:17:29.659] [SPEAKER_05] We saved him. Unless [03:17:30.639] [SPEAKER_00] someone hurts him. We [03:17:31.479] [SPEAKER_05] could let him [03:17:31.860] [SPEAKER_00] to a point. [03:17:32.700] [SPEAKER_01] That horse could turn around. [03:17:35.940] [SPEAKER_00] Isn't [03:17:36.340] [SPEAKER_01] that narrow [03:17:36.920] [SPEAKER_00] for the cart? Isn't that narrow road?

Narrow alley? So next scene... And this. Going to take a shot at that grumbling over there. The goblin. The...

[03:17:51.520] [SPEAKER_01] Uh... Uh... 12 plus... 5... Is that a... That is a...

That is a... 2... 7... It shows him! Whee! Nice job.

It's bad. And... Uh... The... Ballista's gonna shoot at that bugbear. That is a...

7... [03:18:23.139] [SPEAKER_00] 7... 12... 12... To hit by there. [03:18:30.219] [SPEAKER_01] 12 to hit.

It's fine. [03:18:35.379] [SPEAKER_07] And... [03:18:39.020] [SPEAKER_05] 3... Skinner. Firebolt... [03:18:47.780] [SPEAKER_01] 5...

5... 5... 5... 5... 5... 5...

5... 12... 5... 5... Doesn't hit. No.

I see... [03:19:00.299] [SPEAKER_06] Uh... 5... 5... [03:19:07.120] [SPEAKER_07] 5... 6...

[03:19:08.620] [SPEAKER_06] 5... [03:19:10.440] [SPEAKER_05] 5... 6... 5... And [03:19:12.520] [SPEAKER_01] then... You just have to move it up, yeah?

Yeah. So... Ogre's gonna attack... Liferlis. Myths. This one's gonna throw a javelin at...

Howl. Also miss. Taz. Liferlis. [03:19:39.659] [SPEAKER_03] Uh... Liferlis is gonna attack the Ogre.

Uh... 15. Hits. Ooh! And... Uh...

Um... That'll see. Hits. 21. Uh... Okay.

And... Hit is... 3d6. So... 4d6 plus 8. Okay.

11... 13... 19 plus 8 is 27 damage. Hmm? Nice. And...

Todd... Okay. [03:20:31.440] [SPEAKER_01] Did you get some device? Is that over there? Yeah. It was not looking too good.

No. Not from... [03:20:43.620] [SPEAKER_03] This is difficult. Are these both difficult terrain? This sword and this... Guy?

I [03:20:48.780] [SPEAKER_04] think the sword is me. [03:20:51.000] [SPEAKER_03] What's... [03:20:51.319] [SPEAKER_04] What's [03:20:51.620] [SPEAKER_01] this? It's [03:20:52.280] [SPEAKER_04] hard to hear a weapon. It's a spiritual weapon. [03:20:54.059] [SPEAKER_03] It's a pal [03:20:54.239] [SPEAKER_04] there and a [03:20:54.799] [SPEAKER_05] spiritual weapon.

I think you can pass through a spiritual weapon. Um... Okay. You have halfling nimbleness, is that a thing you can pass through? [03:21:00.940] [SPEAKER_03] Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I do.

Um... I forgot about that. [03:21:05.620] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, I think you can [03:21:06.479] [SPEAKER_00] just pass through a space. [03:21:08.180] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. [03:21:09.459] [SPEAKER_00] You're just gonna run in front of your tank. Yeah.

Okay. [03:21:13.719] [SPEAKER_01] One, [03:21:14.079] [SPEAKER_00] two, [03:21:14.440] [SPEAKER_03] three, four, [03:21:16.540] [SPEAKER_00] five... [03:21:17.180] [SPEAKER_01] I'm kinda sorry you're [03:21:18.079] [SPEAKER_03] healed of [03:21:18.399] [SPEAKER_01] that. Well, cause she gets the move after his fall. [03:21:21.459] [SPEAKER_03] Correct. [03:21:22.260] [SPEAKER_00] Oh, I didn't know that.

[03:21:25.540] [SPEAKER_03] Um... So I'm gonna cast Thunder Wave. I'm gonna... [03:21:28.799] [SPEAKER_01] Destroy that. [03:21:29.940] [SPEAKER_03] I'm gonna angle it this way, so that [03:21:32.440] [SPEAKER_01] I can do the Ogre and the Goblin. And the horse.

And the... [03:21:36.840] [SPEAKER_03] And... [03:21:37.520] [SPEAKER_06] Like [03:21:38.379] [SPEAKER_01] a [03:21:38.540] [SPEAKER_06] shaping [03:21:38.959] [SPEAKER_01] thing? I don't know where the horse is exactly. If it's here, it's in the way. It's [03:21:43.379] [SPEAKER_06] sticking...

[03:21:43.920] [SPEAKER_00] Okay. Sticking it's stupid neck out. Yeah, right. [03:21:47.540] [SPEAKER_01] Blast. It's decapitated. Thunder Wave.

Right, though? It's gotta be. Yeah, fine. Thunder Wave go out in every direction. Um... My DC [03:21:57.739] [SPEAKER_03] is at 16.

Wait. I [03:22:01.200] [SPEAKER_01] should've named it. There's no fair way to do this now. Definitely. Close your eyes. The horse is the light blue, I say.

What's that? The horse [03:22:10.200] [SPEAKER_06] is the light blue. It's the new toy. Even, you're right. This is the light blue. Horse, yes or no?

[03:22:17.040] [SPEAKER_01] Okay, so this is not the horse. [03:22:19.540] [SPEAKER_06] What about [03:22:20.000] [SPEAKER_01] the next one? It [03:22:20.700] [SPEAKER_06] means... One of these is the horse. Alright, dark blue is the horse, even. [03:22:25.979] [SPEAKER_01] Nope.

Alright. So this one is the horse. The horse fails. It's fucked. Alright. [03:22:32.500] [SPEAKER_02] So you just...

You push yourself into danger. This one is the goblin. Even. That horse is already injured, obviously. It's okay. [03:22:39.639] [SPEAKER_01] Okay.

Goblin, ogre. Horse. So the goblin and the horse fail. Ogre fails. [03:22:46.680] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. And then the damage is...

It's on one of these sheets. Um... 2d8 plus 1d8. Wait. What creature... Oh.

This is a weird way I wrote this. [03:23:01.040] [SPEAKER_01] 2d8 plus 1d8. 2d8. [03:23:18.000] [SPEAKER_03] 2d8? [03:23:18.659] [SPEAKER_01] Every higher level would be another 1d8. [03:23:21.559] [SPEAKER_03] Okay.

So 2d8. Uh... D8. 8. 8. 7.

Those are all of them. Uh... 13. So... 13 of the horse and 6 for the other two. [03:23:37.479] [SPEAKER_01] Okay.

Um... [03:23:38.579] [SPEAKER_03] And I choose to give [03:23:39.940] [SPEAKER_01] 6 thunder... Well, the goblin failed too. The goblin failed. [03:23:42.780] [SPEAKER_03] Oh, he also failed? Okay.

So the goblin is dead. The horse is dead. Okay. And the other guy takes 6. Um... 6 and an additional 6.

Because I choose to shock him with my thunder thing. [03:23:55.659] [SPEAKER_05] Okay. Does [03:23:56.260] [SPEAKER_01] thunder pose shake the structure that this ogre is taking into? Um... Well, what does happen is the horse was running full speed. So it does go careening into the building.

Along with its cart, which crashes into the building too. Um... We're gonna have the ogre make a dexterity saving throw. The building comes crashing down on him. He needs a 15 or higher. So...

I'm gonna have the firey wagon. I'm gonna have the firey wagon. I'm gonna have the firey wagon. We failed both. Um... So the firey wagon is gonna be...

The horse damage is gonna be... So... And then I'll say a d4 fire. D4 fire. D2. So that's...

12. [03:24:52.620] [SPEAKER_03] Plus 12 damage. [03:24:54.879] [SPEAKER_01] And then the... Oh, plus 12. Oh, I counted it already. [03:24:58.579] [SPEAKER_03] Uh...

So then the 12. And then the building... And then the building... [03:25:12.139] [SPEAKER_01] And the 2d10. I'll watch me. 9...

10 on 12. What? So then 36. I don't know. Did he die or is he alive? He still alive.

[03:25:26.100] [SPEAKER_03] I'm gonna use my fly action to move this way. I... I aimed it away from that villager. [03:25:32.360] [SPEAKER_00] Oh no. The villager narrowly misses the villager. [03:25:35.780] [SPEAKER_01] But the [03:25:36.280] [SPEAKER_00] villager...

But the house... Breaks and catches on fire. And there's a villager in the house. [03:25:41.420] [SPEAKER_01] Well that had a villager in the house. [03:25:43.700] [SPEAKER_00] Was. There was [03:25:44.760] [SPEAKER_05] a villager in the house.

So it [03:25:45.319] [SPEAKER_00] makes a dexterity saving throw. [03:25:48.000] [SPEAKER_01] And fails. And also takes 12 damage and die. Hmm. Hmm. [03:25:53.379] [SPEAKER_00] Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. One horse, one bogey. And... It's [03:25:59.899] [SPEAKER_01] pretty cool though. Ah... The [03:26:01.100] [SPEAKER_06] villager.

It's on fire. And the fire will spread every round. And that was... A [03:26:05.940] [SPEAKER_01] horse. Pounding on... Family Dumps.

Where is that put us? That was 20. Two is the... Bugbears. [03:26:23.180] [SPEAKER_07] We're [03:26:23.700] [SPEAKER_01] gonna go around the back. Two attacks on the tree.

What's his dicey? [03:26:32.440] [SPEAKER_03] 13. [03:26:33.260] [SPEAKER_01] 13 you both hit. Um... It's gonna take the average damage for those which is... It takes 22.

[03:26:45.200] [SPEAKER_07] Oh [03:26:45.420] [SPEAKER_01] wow. Um... And then... We got this guy who's gonna attack her again. We got this guy who's gonna attack her again. Okay.

And then... This is... This is... It's... Uh... Plus four...

Yeah. This is... This is... Then... That's our turn. Marocino.

Marocino. That's saved for Marocino. That's saved for Marocino. So that's two successes. Or one fell and one success. Can you kill us or two less?

Play succeed. [03:27:20.139] [SPEAKER_00] Uh... Sure. [03:27:21.020] [SPEAKER_05] You know, are you [03:27:21.620] [SPEAKER_00] gonna... Order... A potion [03:27:24.819] [SPEAKER_05] and a gel this?

Gel this? Hmm. You know, you don't have to. [03:27:29.100] [SPEAKER_01] I can turn her... 50 -50 shot. [03:27:31.200] [SPEAKER_05] Yeah.

Back on his feet. The golden dice. Uh... Uh... Uh... Uh...

Uh... Uh... [03:27:40.540] [SPEAKER_02] Uh... Uh... [03:27:43.500] [SPEAKER_00] Uh... I think [03:27:44.139] [SPEAKER_01] you should leave.

[03:27:46.780] [SPEAKER_00] Alright. I'm imparcial. I think... I'm not. Yeah. You do, you do.

You will. We'll just let [03:27:51.360] [SPEAKER_01] the... You don't sound like that. [03:27:53.280] [SPEAKER_00] Let the gods choose. [03:27:56.100] [SPEAKER_04] Who wants this stuff? Give me a second.

Mm -hmm. [03:28:00.879] [SPEAKER_00] We've still got some [03:28:01.680] [SPEAKER_04] work that has done, actually. I mean, big boys. Yeah. Just touch the tree over here, too. I'm really taking a deep one.

Yeah. [03:28:07.579] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah. The tree is looking that too high. [03:28:09.440] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. Let's just leave Gel this thing. Okay.

[03:28:14.979] [SPEAKER_02] Uh... So we gotta get rid of this guy and this guy? Yeah. Is this guy taking much of any damage? [03:28:20.280] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. He's taking a little.

Uh... Oh yeah, he just took me into the show of the damage. [03:28:23.780] [SPEAKER_00] I think between [03:28:24.399] [SPEAKER_01] me and your magic sword, like, we can probably take him out. That's right. Okay. Go ahead.

[03:28:33.959] [SPEAKER_02] I'm gonna do this guy lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend [03:28:47.879] [SPEAKER_01] lend lend lend lend [03:28:52.940] [SPEAKER_02] lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend [03:28:58.639] [SPEAKER_01] lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend I [03:29:01.059] [SPEAKER_02] think so. And... ...and... ...16 damage. 16 damage on... ...the...

...butter. [03:29:14.200] [SPEAKER_01] Maybe not. Ah! Dick. Very close to it. [03:29:19.639] [SPEAKER_07] No dick.

[03:29:21.680] [SPEAKER_02] I don't know about it. [03:29:23.299] [SPEAKER_07] I [03:29:23.959] [SPEAKER_04] don't know about it. Okay. Oh, I'm sorry. And now I gotta do this. [03:29:34.120] [SPEAKER_01] Godwin's...

[03:29:35.899] [SPEAKER_04] Okay. [03:29:38.340] [SPEAKER_01] He is wrong right now, by the way. So, uh, that's impactful. [03:29:44.520] [SPEAKER_02] Good. [03:29:45.059] [SPEAKER_01] That's a 2. [03:29:49.020] [SPEAKER_04] That's...

...18. That's... ... [03:30:01.860] [SPEAKER_02] Ah! [03:30:10.020] [SPEAKER_04] Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! [03:30:15.340] [SPEAKER_03] Ah! Ah! [03:30:21.860] [SPEAKER_01] Let's go. [03:30:23.879] [SPEAKER_05] Shabbos.

Alright. Ten or above. Fuck! He is dead. [03:30:35.819] [SPEAKER_07] You [03:30:35.899] [SPEAKER_05] bastard! [03:30:38.360] [SPEAKER_04] That's not it.

Innocent. [03:30:42.100] [SPEAKER_01] The skill Turn Undead. Every time I read it, I think like... You're gonna become undead. I think I'm gonna [03:30:48.600] [SPEAKER_04] turn him undead. And then I read it and be like, [03:30:52.379] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah, it just makes him run away.

[03:30:54.420] [SPEAKER_04] Alright, [03:30:54.920] [SPEAKER_01] this guy is still dead. Didn't you use that once? Yeah, I get to go. [03:30:59.000] [SPEAKER_00] So I get two attacks [03:31:01.959] [SPEAKER_05] with advantage on this. Probably over. Twelve plus...

[03:31:09.659] [SPEAKER_01] Sixteen plus... Seven. But you may as well reroll it too. You're just a hit. It's a hit. [03:31:21.579] [SPEAKER_00] The first one's a hit.

[03:31:24.760] [SPEAKER_01] That one [03:31:25.299] [SPEAKER_00] also a hit. Fifteen plus...okay. But wait, roll it again to just the D20. [03:31:30.979] [SPEAKER_01] When you have advantage, you may as well use the second roll, because if it's critical... [03:31:35.319] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah, yeah. [03:31:37.399] [SPEAKER_05] Got it.

Okay, so two hits. Two hits. Fifty -eight plus four, so efficient. Damage it for five. And... And another...

Well... [03:31:52.520] [SPEAKER_01] Seventeen. Seventeen. So what? God damn [03:32:03.079] [SPEAKER_04] it! [03:32:03.719] [SPEAKER_01] Is this a bugger?

No, the ogre when it comes. Seventeen. Well, [03:32:08.120] [SPEAKER_00] he's close. Does he take fire damage? [03:32:11.000] [SPEAKER_01] The fire spreads to him. My turn?

Like, holding it in the fire? [03:32:15.940] [SPEAKER_05] Uh, yep. This is the next scene. Force Polista is going... ...to the bad bugger... [03:32:22.239] [SPEAKER_04] Ah, okay.

Ah, okay. Ah, okay. Ah, [03:32:39.780] [SPEAKER_05] okay. to get more dice. [03:32:47.319] [SPEAKER_01] Firebolt. [03:32:49.120] [SPEAKER_05] I don't know.

All right, [03:32:50.319] [SPEAKER_00] that's a 17. What's the date? 25. I assume it hits. 25 hits, yep. 12.

[03:32:58.239] [SPEAKER_06] 12 [03:32:58.840] [SPEAKER_00] on the buggy bear? [03:33:00.760] [SPEAKER_01] Yeah. Okay. And that. [03:33:08.819] [SPEAKER_07] So [03:33:09.420] [SPEAKER_06] then [03:33:09.719] [SPEAKER_07] she is going to do. [03:33:15.079] [SPEAKER_01] And then fire a firebolt.

Disadvantage. [03:33:20.020] [SPEAKER_02] It's probably strong. But he didn't take anything. [03:33:24.739] [SPEAKER_01] No, she [03:33:25.200] [SPEAKER_02] knows [03:33:25.459] [SPEAKER_01] this is good. Yeah, if you range attack against the prone creature has disadvantage, really attack against the prone creature has advantage. We could go with it.

Very cool thing. Need a rubber chicken. Yeah, more fire. Okay. Okay. This would be the ogre.

Packed to tree. AC is what? 13. 13 hits. My babes. Or...

I'll pull it. We can... Actually, fine. I'll just take the average. 11. No, that's not fair.

13 bludgeoning damage. He's still alive. Barely. Was that it for the ogre? Yes. Sorry.

And then... Oh, this guy. So he's restrained by the rubble. So he's got to make... Strength check. To get on the rubble.

So she succeeds. And... So he's going to attack you. [03:35:04.639] [SPEAKER_03] 20 total. Yeah. [03:35:06.979] [SPEAKER_04] 20 total.

What's your AC? Yeah. 18 hits. Oh, 18? Yeah. So...

What's that was the same? 13 bludgeoning. 13 bludgeoning. I'll take it. [03:35:19.819] [SPEAKER_03] Okay. Taz?

All right. I'm going to attempt to grapple again. And I read when you're a player character, you're allowed... If you have multi -attack, you're allowed to grapple with each attack. Yeah. So I forgot to do that [03:35:34.540] [SPEAKER_01] last time.

It's 7. But I guess he should roll to see if he... [03:35:42.940] [SPEAKER_03] Right. Okay. That loses one more time. 20.

[03:35:53.020] [SPEAKER_01] 1. All right. Okay. So he [03:35:54.799] [SPEAKER_03] grabs this dude and hurls him at that dude. So it's a ranged attack. [03:36:00.780] [SPEAKER_01] Okay.

Make the attack roll. Just use your slam attack, whatever that is. Okay. [03:36:10.719] [SPEAKER_03] 17. [03:36:11.639] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. So it hits.

And then it'll do the slam damage to both of them. [03:36:15.879] [SPEAKER_03] All right. So that's 3d6 to both. Okay. 6. 6.

12 plus. 15 plus 4. 19 damage to both. [03:36:32.719] [SPEAKER_00] Ooh. Nice. Ooh.

That treat isn't there. Oh. [03:36:37.620] [SPEAKER_03] Still. [03:36:39.219] [SPEAKER_00] Still a lot of things there. [03:36:47.840] [SPEAKER_01] Okay. Those guys are looking pretty bad.

And... And... Taz? [03:36:55.620] [SPEAKER_03] Oh. Um... [03:36:59.959] [SPEAKER_01] I just...

Ray of Frost. Let me... Okay. [03:37:06.479] [SPEAKER_03] You blessed. You blessed. Oh, blessed.

Yeah. I don't know if that's going to help. [03:37:11.959] [SPEAKER_06] And... I see it's 11. 13. Ooh.

It hits. It hits. Something. [03:37:19.979] [SPEAKER_03] I don't think it's plus on it. Uh... Plus what?

I don't think there's [03:37:24.860] [SPEAKER_01] a plus on it. Okay. Yeah. You're right. [03:37:28.700] [SPEAKER_03] 5. 13.

Total. 13. [03:37:34.920] [SPEAKER_01] That's over. Is dead. [03:37:39.920] [SPEAKER_06] Yay. Not bad.

[03:37:46.000] [SPEAKER_01] Oh. Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah [03:38:09.399] [SPEAKER_07] Ah Peace, peace, peace, peace, peace. Yes. Fail. The spiritual [03:38:30.639] [SPEAKER_02] weapon can only move 30 feet. Is that sound right?

Sound right. 30. Okay. Okay. [03:39:13.860] [SPEAKER_04] I don't think I can hit. [03:39:23.700] [SPEAKER_01] Your enthusiasm?

[03:39:26.239] [SPEAKER_02] I think it's my turn unless there's a magical way of moving around. I mean I got a full reaction. I [03:39:33.459] [SPEAKER_01] see one. Any goblin blood? Yep. Two.

Still attacking Lephylus. [03:39:40.840] [SPEAKER_03] One hit. Five damage. He is knocked out. [03:39:46.719] [SPEAKER_01] He's knocked out. He's knocked [03:39:47.940] [SPEAKER_03] out.

He's knocked out. He's got a free saving. Oh. [03:39:51.739] [SPEAKER_01] If he falls in the forest and no one's around. Does anybody care? Alright let's go you guys.

What are we? [03:39:58.920] [SPEAKER_05] Shallots. [03:39:59.719] [SPEAKER_00] Shallots. [03:40:00.479] [SPEAKER_05] That was just hell. He's gone. Oh.

Shallots. Shallots. Dead. Joplin attack on the ogre. [03:40:20.600] [SPEAKER_03] Nine plus [03:40:21.579] [SPEAKER_05] something. [03:40:21.959] [SPEAKER_01] He needs 11.

[03:40:22.920] [SPEAKER_05] 15. [03:40:24.000] [SPEAKER_01] So that hits. That's one hit. I need two Joplins. Yeah. He's got 70.

[03:40:31.319] [SPEAKER_05] One [03:40:31.860] [SPEAKER_01] plus [03:40:32.299] [SPEAKER_05] 11. Yeah. Two. D6. D6 plus 3. Wait how many does he have?

You got a D6 open. [03:40:45.659] [SPEAKER_01] D6 plus 3. Dead. Dead. Do you want to use your other attack on a goblin? Yes.

Yep. And then get it. Do we can hand wave the rest of the battle? Got it? [03:41:01.100] [SPEAKER_00] Yeah. We miserably lose.

And then you know. [03:41:08.420] [SPEAKER_01] Oh do you want to roll and see if we're for those lives? I was going to stabilize them. Oh you're going to stabilize them? Okay. You got three rounds.

Yeah. Oh yeah. You get there. Amazing. There's like some villagers standing by. They really didn't want to see him die.

They're very very. He wakes up and then we save. Hey is that that? Right guy? Yeah. Wow.

He saved with us. Yeah. He's going to give us an extra something. We have a lot of money. A lot of money is going to lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend lend bling bling bling bling, now the whole town is going on alert. You see the torches around the braziers on the towers all become lit.

And in reaction to this, any remaining goblins, hobgoblins, or other similar monsters all start to flee towards a certain point along the wall. And everything goes quiet. And in the quiet, you can hear some guards shouting in the distance. [03:42:44.879] [SPEAKER_07] Giants are coming in! Long rest! Hope you didn't use all [03:42:55.659] [SPEAKER_05] your [03:42:55.860] [SPEAKER_07] spell slots in the first lane!

[03:43:00.959] [SPEAKER_01] The first lane! Or the third wave, or the fourth wave. Oh, and I rolled in, uh... You guys haven't worn [03:43:15.420] [SPEAKER_02] an alcohol drawing yet, have you? No. Uh, [03:43:17.899] [SPEAKER_03] I don't think so.

[03:43:19.379] [SPEAKER_02] Not an alcohol. We draw, we fought a really tall guy. A wall wall wall [03:43:26.440] [SPEAKER_03] wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall wall [03:44:14.159] [SPEAKER_05] How much are your general dice sets? I don't recall. I think it'd be a good thing. It's really expensive.

[03:44:24.540] [SPEAKER_00] Or more. Really? Yeah. As [03:44:27.899] [SPEAKER_01] much as you want to pay for dice. [03:44:32.520] [SPEAKER_00] People will take your money [03:44:33.579] [SPEAKER_01] for that. I mean, there's like meteorite ones that are like...

[03:44:36.639] [SPEAKER_00] Really? Yeah. [03:44:39.799] [SPEAKER_01] I'm sure they roll like shit. Yeah. Come on, Rick. People play me in these codes.

The liquid core ones. You could have her bad with money. It's going to be like 15 bucks to 430 bucks. Not very good at getting those in the bag. They definitely roll differently in the physics. The physics.

[03:44:59.819] [SPEAKER_02] The liquid core or the meteorite? The liquid ones. Your Yerba Mate has no label. [03:45:07.159] [SPEAKER_03] Yeah, it's my neighbor's the distributor. So she periodically gives them out to the [03:45:12.920] [SPEAKER_01] neighborhood. So...

I don't usually buy the product. I'm like, mostly you're going to get out. It's so fucking hot in here. Is it hot? Isn't that... I feel okay.

Is it not? [03:45:28.719] [SPEAKER_05] You're wearing a... I think it was cool in it. It's a nice thing. Thank you. It was a nice thing.

Heavy. Good way. Yeah. Really? No way. [03:45:42.159] [SPEAKER_00] How do you change [03:45:42.860] [SPEAKER_02] the [03:45:43.139] [SPEAKER_00] cartridge?

[03:45:45.579] [SPEAKER_01] The... Do [03:45:46.059] [SPEAKER_02] you want to... ...order [03:45:50.299] [SPEAKER_01] the spaghetti? I'm not going to put my pen back here. Spaghetti better be good. 100 bucks.

I skipped it in [03:45:58.260] [SPEAKER_03] there. Yeah, [03:45:58.719] [SPEAKER_04] I have a... [03:46:00.100] [SPEAKER_03] It's not in the recap. It's in the real. I have a... I have a...

[03:46:06.379] [SPEAKER_01] Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti.